/brit/

1991 Nissan Figaro edition

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shut the fuck off

snorting the crushed skulls of the yanks that crossed me

So else is excited for SpaceX rocket launch?
Literally wetting the bed.

The Algerian wants to be dominated

*keeps things ticking over in midfield*

1991 was a good year for me

by which i mean i wasn't alive yet

name something that can't be made better by adding butter to it

poor alan, you're in my prayers bro x

no he doesn't, he's just a very naughty boy

heroin

lactose intolerance

lovely snow here in Wales

blacked.com

my relationship problems haha x

a tailored suit

Thanks lad. Already replaced her with this other Thai girl and talking to a cute German girl but it will take a while to get serious with another girl again.

wtf why did this post upside down
My camera is fucked

cholesterol

>gf locked my boy-clothes wardrobe again

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Contact lenses

1 July – 18 November 1916 was a good time for me 2bh
(by which i mean I wasn't alive haha)

paint

>Wales
>posts photo of Australia

mum found (and read) my epic poem when it's not even finished lads

fuming, house in utter bedlam

gosh look at the time

Also randomly saw the Indian ex GF while walking around Khaosan. She's even hotter than before but I was with another girl and kinda ghosted her before so didn't talk to her but she was a great girl. I might send her a cheeky text to see what's what

>3 gun store robberies in Vic in a week
RIP in peace what remains of gun ownership

Fuck, I need your help /brit/bros. My GF of 1.5 years just dumped me because of crypto. It was a mistake to even tell her about my investments last summer. At first I thought it was great because when I told her that I have money in BTC when it was on CNN she asked how much and suddenly treated me like a king and I always cought her staring at me, looking at me proudly and admiring. She suddenly perceived me as an alpha male because she knew I'm above 95% of all guys my age financially. Before that I was only a poor student and always felt incredibly lucky to have her. Fuck, she even made me create her a portfolio and invest her entire savings. All of the sudden our relationship become much more serious, I think she was actually thinking about settling down with me from what she's been saying. At Thanksgiving she told everyone of her family that "user invested in Bitcoin very early, he's so smart" and her dad and some uncles started getting into crypto because of that.

Long story short, in january she knew about the price dropping a bit, I convinced her it's just a minor dip and that this happens every january. In the last two weeks though she was getting more nervous and whenever she saw me checking the market she said "you know that all my savings are in your hands?" and "do you know how much money my family has invested in this?". I already felt threatened but /biz/ always told me to hold and I was sure we would soon go near 20k again.
Turns out the whole market got fucked terribly and yesterday I knew my gf would check it throughout the day. I was too afraid to tell her that about the massive crash. So I just sat there, browsed /brit/ and just waited to get fucked.

*posts*

>store instead of shop

not a single word

anyone remember Alan's texts with his "gfs" and every single one could hardly write English or typed like a child

what part of "the state of your pineal gland" did you not understand?

>not accepting American hegemony and assimilating peacefully
mug

why is motivation so fucking hard to do
just want to lie on the floor and self-induce a coma

Jokes on you I have shit English too

don't have a cow man

thoughts on bob the builder? (serious replies only please)

Mad how these things work out innit bossman. Anyway, yeah, I'll have a battered sausage, chips, rice and gravy and a can of irn bru, ta.

top school disco choon desu

Only the third, fifth and seventh words of that sentence.

His song "Can We Fix It?" really inspired me through my parents' divorce

Turns out they couldn't fix it though haha nor could I no matter how much I cried haha

why did you save this image twice?

ahahahahha this lads parents don't love each other ahahhaha

*checks the moonphase chart on my watch*
only 24 more days until I can recharge the ol' sixth sense

alan is the worst asian expat poster

number 3 fade bit longer at the front cheers bossman

mummy found the chastity cage

Wonder what % of this general have divorced parents

>it'z only smellz
>plsss, make me nasty…make me nasty, I luvva nasty, cmon…Ima nasty boy
>she's virgin for meee
>ees too small?
>plis dun crie
>u test ur ass?
>ooo yeah, vy do u make my deek so hard?
>much too thick?
>sucky sucky sucky
>u r so fuckin pretty to me ahhh…beautiful…beautiful to me ahhh
>don’t take off now because I enjoy too much!
>it’s naht bloody, but it’s a little broken…
>one finger???
>u like when Rocco phuck u, velly strung?
>where you come from?
>u take all the way inside bitch…drink it
>vat to say? hmmm vat to say??
>vat is going on…with u…ahhh so much make me cum…
>imagine ur father if he see dis movie, what he say?
>this is really incredible nasty…
>you shud not hiv told me ur father wash my porno
>ooo yeah, put the tongue inside, put the tongue inside...
>is it your real father who's going to watch?
>why you are so strange?
>ooo, wrung hole...niccce

>having married parents
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my parents are unhappily married thank you very much

my dad killed himself after their divorce so it's kind of a double-whammy

I'd say aigs but those are better with butter

brazilian friend of mine used to be called bob the builder by his mates in brazil but there they call him 'bob constructor'

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Elon Musk is a supervillain

booked my first day off for today for the first time in months. already wanked 3 times only been awake an hour an i'm already bored. wtf do i do other than get high and talk to you fucking clowns??

i come from a well off loving family with married parents which makes me even more of a disgusting disappointment

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Since recently I don't seem to see many news or political posts on goybook at all. I wonder why

the toiler's dilemma

life seems utterly hollow and pointless when I'm not at work

/brit/ is a normie general. no wonder you want to destroy relationships

>fuck off nonce

well of course i'm going to pick that one

now, fuck off nonce

robbed yourself of any chance of getting an accurate statistic by adding the "fuck off nonce" option

He doesn't appreciate anything other than immediate pleasure

It's almost as if that was the joke

Of I won half a billion dollars and didn't want anyone to know I would just move to a new town.

blimey

Toil is salvation

You still need to disclose your name

not a very good job if it was one

fuck of nonce just means they were molested

>failed my drivers test for the 5th time today

isnt papa new ginny where they kill witches?

>tfw sent my dad this video after the invested in shitcoins just before the crash
he wasn't very happy lol
I may not be a bitcoin success but at least I made a small but respectable profit on litecoin months back
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Id just move abroad for a bit so everyone forgets

yank lotto is crazy, you have to hire a lawyer and a Hollywood makeup artist just to conceal your identity and make sure you end up alive

mon dieu! I cannot drive ze car!

Change my name
Change my town
Change my face
Change my friends
Change my job

if i won the lotto i would be so happy

I literally passed mine first try

You sent your dad a meme video?

is bitcoin real money

can you actually get it at instantly if you need to?

sacre bleu! i crashed ze car into ze bus again and i fail ze test?!?! zis is not fantastique!

Well then, see you in court.

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used to love this tune back in the day lmao

still do

yea because I know he lost money and didn't listen to me when I said he would

Takes about 15 minutes for me to withdraw, cash into the bank account.

hope elon musk's rocket fails to get into orbit and crashes on my bollocks

yes cause it's probably easy as fuck in amerishartistan

there he is lad what did you need him for?

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you need to wait many hours and pay a large fee to make a transfer

I explained already
A good two hours

Yeah m8. Some bloke found 7 aborted fetuses in the sewerage this year, and another man closed up his wifes vagina with a lock. Wicked country desu.