Vocaroo Thread - Spiderman 60’s Theme Song Edition

Spider-Man, Spider-Man,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spider-Man.

Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spider-Man.

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.

To him, life is a great big bang up
Wherever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider-Man.

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I am sad

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Aww why are you sad?

Spurdo man
Spärde man
Does whatever spurdo spär-DOES

I can't sleep.

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beautiful

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it's posts like this that keep me coming back time and time again

Could someone please read this cringy text?
My son, the day you were born, the very forests of Lordaeron whispered the name Arthas. My child, I watched with pride as you grew into a weapon of righteousness. Remember, our line has always ruled with wisdom and strength. And I know you will show restraint when exercising your great power. But the truest victory, my son, is stirring the hearts of your people. I tell you this, for when my days have come to an end, you shall be King

If non-english translate it into your language and read

My ears are bleeding

Why not?

Also,my name is João.Can someone here attempt to pronounce it?

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knees up, guv!

what's so funny about my accent :'(

I wasn't being nasty, lad. If you're trying to sound like a brit, you're doing a good job

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i'm not trying to sound like anything, that's just how i speak.
I'll speak like this now :
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so people will stop taking the piss

wew, lad

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i'm made of salt, and anger, but mostly salt

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...

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I'll ave you son!

Maybe I'll record something later. I'm really in a bad mood today.

anyway i'm half english half french but my dad never spoke to me in english so that's why my accent isn't perfect, i've got a soft spot for ol' blightey and don't really wish your death :^)

>don't really wish your death
I believe there is an unmentionable secret adoration between Britain and France, tbqhwy. Would love to move back there one day.

It might be secret in britain (constantly hating on us but still planning to have a second home in Dordogne) but in France most people openly admit to like the uk, there's no hatred, just some light banter on your food and your weather while shitting on france is british medias favourite sport.

Hope your day gets better!

>shitting on france is british medias favourite sport.

maybe five or so years ago but now it's guided almost solely towards either the EU as a whole or Merkel. If it's against the French it's usually stale banter about cheese or garlic

I'm not going to litter the thread with my problems, but it sure ain't going to get better. Now that I think about it I'll definitely be posting later, these threads have been really helpful to have me laugh a bit for a couple of hours, making me forget.

But thanks anyway.

Aye, nice to have you in here. Good tier posts and variety of flags

hang in there man, I have bad stuff going on too

some english

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau corrected a woman on her language when she asked a question during a town hall Friday.
The unidentified woman asked Trudeau whether the Canadian government could ease regulations on volunteering with religious organizations, according to the Washington Free Beacon.
"So, that’s why we came here today to ask you, to also look into the policies that religious charitable organizations have in our legislation so that it can also be changed because maternal love is the love that’s going to change the future of mankind,” said the woman, who was reportedly affiliated with the World Mission Society Church of God.

Trudeau immediately corrected her.

“We like to say ‘peoplekind,' not necessarily ‘mankind,' because it’s more inclusive,” he said.

The crowd clapped after Trudeau’s comments.
The Canadian government has cracked down on language inclusivity over the last week.
Canada’s Senate passed a bill Thursday to make the country’s national anthem gender neutral. The bill changes the second line of “O Canada” from “true patriot love, in all thy sons command” to “in all of us command.”

Thank you. I appreciate it.

Hang in there Maltese pal

Porque yo
No quiero trabajar
No quiero ir a estudiar
No me quiero casar
Quiero tocar la guitarra todo el día
Y que la gente se enamore de mi voz

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Hon hon cheeky.

lmao

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Laptop mic is shite.

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I like it desu.


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sounds like you have a demon in your room. NIce English, though.

An Weiberfastnacht beginnt um 11:11 Uhr in Köln der Straßenkarneval, der traditionell in der Kölner Altstadt eröffnet wird. Stundenlang feiern tausende, kostümierte Jecke rund um die große Bühne am Heumarkt, auf der die Top-Stars des Kölner Karnevals auftreten.

Bei der größten Straßensitzung an Weiberfastnacht (Kölsch: "Wieverfastelovend") in Köln geben um 11:11 Uhr Oberbürgermeisterin Henriette Reker, der neue Festkomitee-Präsident Christoph Kuckelkorn und das Kölner Dreigestirn den offiziellen Startschuss für den Straßenkarneval 2018.

Unter dem Motto der Session "Mer Kölsche danze us der Reih" (hochdeutsch: "Wir Kölner tanzen aus der Reihe") steigt anschließend das etwa dreistündige Bühnenprogramm, bei dem die großen Kölner Bands und Tanzcorps der traditionellen Karnevalsvereine live auftreten.

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Of course I posted in the wrong topic. Whatever.
If that calls more frogs, that's not a bad thing.

good job, lad.

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...and of course, since I was practicing my slovene, I got the numbers wrong again.

11/10 post

Hope it gets better bud :)

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Thanks.

Me too.

Jericho Trumpet?

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Can't figure out a way to completely eliminate the static yet, only way to minimize it is to speak real close to the mic.

Thanks, my laptop mic isn't working properly.

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Obligatory poem.


Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Final stanza
Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!

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C-cute.
Sorry, didn't realize the second post was so boring.


How about some tongue twisters?

>A proper copper coffee pot.

>Around the rugged rocks the ragged rascals ran.

>Long legged ladies last longer.


>A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits and a biscuit mixer!

>Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper.
>Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled pepper?
>If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled pepper,
>Where's the peck of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?

>Red leather, yellow leather, red leather, yellow leather.

>She sells sea-shells on the sea-shore.

>Sorry, didn't realize the second post was so boring.
Nah, I'm just a monotone fuck. and the "Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key." made it worth it.

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alright...
nice digits.

wow now I see thanks

another set worthy of checking.

You did too well. >:/

>I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's son. I'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes

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loved it.
Try this one too

Also a fun one:

>Irish wristwatch, Irish wristwatch, Irish wristwatch, Irish wristwatch, etc.

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heh, thank you.
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shit here

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Fuck Peter Piper and his peck of pickled pepper

[you must be able to pronounce "world" to see this message]

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lol, much better than before
do the anglieski teachers there suck? people ive talked too said they were awful but I've met some who spoke great english too so idk

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>squirrel
ah yes, now I have another word I can make my cousins feel stupid with ty
good luck with the pronunciation, I think you'll get it down soon since you're in every single vocaroo thread lol

This damn wristwatch puts the pickled peppers to shame.

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Ph- makes a f sound just fyi. :)

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Kek, very cute. Well done.

right right, I should've known that. my mistake.

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Made my day. :)

Try:
> Toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, toy boat, etc.

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try Polish tongue twister if u dare
Nie pieprz, Pietrze, pieprzem wieprza. Wtedy szynka będzie lepsza

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tfw no qt kuffar hating, Aisha aspiring, Al Arabiya watching, Allah fearing, adhan answering, araby typing, astaghfirullah muttering, Assad supporting, airport security check derandomizing, badawi scoffing, camel riding, Daesh denouncing, date eating, deen having, diglossia knowing, Fairouz listening, familial honour bestowing, fatwa obeying, fusha speaking, habibi endearing, halal consuming, haram avoiding, hijab donning, imam listening, inshallah willing, Intifada supporting, Zionist Entity hating, IDF soldier stoning, Islam submitting, jizya receiving, khaybar khaybar ya yahud'ing, Kurdistan crushing, li beirut singing, Mecca facing, mascara overusing, modesty embodying, Mohammed(pbuh) admiring, mensif preparing, naqba mourning, nasheed chanting, Occidentiphiling, oudh spraying, Ottoman revolting, Panarabist aspiring, Quran memorizing, Ramadan fasting, salafi hating, shahada reciting, Sharia law implementing, rock throwing, shisha smoking, Turkish drama watching, virginity minding, ummah uniting, yallah exclaiming, zina committing Arab gf

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