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/toil/ edition

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It never gets better

Don't get gays, you can't have sex with the digestive system.

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need an anime gf

business idea: rename queensland to new north wales and new zealand to new east wales

fucking RESPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND

yeah but you can stick a willy anywhere and call it what you like

will never catch on, nobody wants to name anything after wales

Grim mate grim. I suppose you can't be expected to learn the correct words if you're down a mine all day, eh?

How do I get the Abigail look?

Porn rots the brain

unaustralianism is a mental illness

dont know any of the aus states sorry m8

Business idea: let the abos name everything

unaustralian of you

>tfw eating kippers

Top yum desu

leave Nigel alone

pom rots the brain

doesnt appear to be a train back to london at my preferred time so I shall be walking around newcastle until 7am the next day

the government should be privatised and citizens should pay for all essential services to generate revenue for the state

yum kipper lol

The pragmatic side of reality is extremely harsh and it's mind boggling how so many people either ignore it or can put up with it to the extent that they do

Forget the states, only the territory counts.
CU in the NT lads

How to be a Personal Trainer

Tel Client
>Do Exercise
>Eat more protein

Job done

>and citizens should pay for all essential services to generate revenue for the state

do you know what taxes are

pragmatism is inherently racist

yeah, theft thats what

dont believe trains are insufficient to the extant that you would need to become homeless desu

*provides no heating in the new factory*

nothin personnel grunts

Used to work in a call centre and on my last day I answered every call introducing myself as "Mr Boombastic" and only one person questioned it and they thought it was funny lol

business idea: robotic personal trainers

why does Sup Forums attract so many bitter, angry weirdos
i can't explain it

and?

Actually you have to have them do meme exercises if you want money
Giving them the true basics of compound lifts ect isnt what people who hire a personal trainer want to hear

have you lads ever felt wanted and loved?

Got the train from my town to London but jokes on me as they demolished the town station so I've been stuck in London for about 13 years now travelling as a pest exterminator.

Any Cedarwood State man in?

meet me outside poundbakery and I'll spin your jaw

((()))

We're your calls telefantastic that day?

business idea: robotic personal dildos

wearing some cedarwood state jogging trousers right now

business idea: robot hitler

just read a new report by medecin sans frontiers that says 31% of all british males suffer from acute runtism

mad

Have burned a bit too many bridges in my life so far I reckon

The mutual funds ads disappeared from tv

Business idea: Personal Chemical Weapons

well why did you come here

Post fucking machi......nvm

there's a train leaving at 7pm then none till the next day. must be sold out

*heems you*

Using trucks for large-scale transport is a ploy by auto & energy companies to keep a dangerous and inefficient moneymaker going. Everything possible should be on tracks, we should have so many more trains than we do at the moment.

Business idea: a train that's only route is from my room to toil

Very woke post

What is a fart?

Walk you lazy shitcunt

Forgot picture

Amazing how women were made to believe that working for Toilberg was better than a comfy family life at home

global warming, yes or no?
personally i'm quite fond of it.

ow

noticed how the saffa doesn't post here anymore? now if we can just get the nonce to leave too.

tynemouth and whitley bay look rather nice I think I shall be getting the metro there for my little overnight homelessness

i canny walk 250 miles im afraid

what's up /brit/

*enters the thread*

You got the Ghan mate

Would swap places with a "housewife" any day. Baffling how they think toil is empowering.

Amazing how men were made to believe that working for Mr. Nosestein was better than a comfy family life at home
youtube.com/watch?v=RsQ0yD7OtvY

yeah and you've got the Khan

get the fuck out of here

I want to go full autismo yank and type something out but it would be in bad taste

feminine runt

Imagine thinking people want to sit at home and rely on the husband. Imagine not having your own money!

except that's not what everyday news says about the nhs.
tories say it is being used by leeches who dont need it.
labour says tories are depriving it of funding

come fuck my boipussi wacky bruce

*enters the thread*

Amazing how Refugees were made to believe that working for Toilberg in a grim northern town was better than fighting for their own country

>i canny walk 250 miles
Yeah because youre fat and lazy

I fucking wouldn't. I'm off today and I'mn already so bored I don't know what to do with myself. And I can just go out to a nice restaraunt to kill some time and NEETS couldn't even do that they probably sit there eating Pot Noodle it's depressing I can't even comprehend it

absolutely demolished those cheesy chips
didn't stand a chance they didn't

do some press ups

make a cheeky little road trip out of it, just keep catching buses and trains south and wherever you end up by morning, get a train from there

So these are the ultimate brit runts of /brit/ ey, the NEETs themselves haha

why did you go london to newcastle without planning your trip back

miss playing conkers in the playground
kids these days probably have some fucking app

alright grandad

I have to do the old metal tube in the sky in 6 hours. Fuck me dead.

*enters your thread*

*causes you 9999 damage*

matched with a girl on tinder who has antifa as her cover photo on fb

hmmmm

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The Patriarchy. The 1%. Secret Handshakes in Secret Rooms at Secret Times. They are Constantly up to no good. Shaking Hands Secretely With Tax Evaders. The KFC Colonel & His Secret Recipe. The Global Elite. Totally Rigged System. Subterfuge. Secret Santas With Secret Signs On Hidden Doors. This is how they control us. Constantly.

when was the last time Trump did something and lefties supported or agreed with it

feels like there's nothing he could do that they'd like

btfo

Unironically worked as a security detail for the fair in my local town. You can see these runts from a mile away because they all wear the same "I'm a pickpocket" clothes.

Tell us something great he has done

just instagrammed a picture of me and versace back in 1938 check it out guys

ended TPP

Won the election

ooo yer 'ard

Smash his runtish litte face in

Ex security at a big t*sco. Can confirm.