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FREEDOM

The future wife

>take in more refugees goy

she'd be perfect for blacked.com

Haha Trump really riled up the Birds Nest by taking on the NHS

I'm literally a braindead mong

I don't want to see Trump Derangement Syndrome spread to this country. He's not even our leader FFS.

Friend of mine lives in basingstoke, but one way there is 22 quids is there any train pass I can get so I'd save money if I wanted to fuck around the UK for a bit?

remember when rorkes used to twine about leftypol all the time

good times good times

dreamed i was going to harvard and shagging a brown qt lads

Worked

An idiotic user on Sup Forums turned it into a meme, but Elle really has a beautiful neck, it's nearly erotic

Hi, I work for the famous porn website blacked. Could you please tell me the name of this woman? Thanks.

ngl i think an interrail pass is probs the best bet for any extended trip

chuck us a slag

She's a kind, family-oriented person. In other words, a perfect mother for my children.

How many black penises do you think she's fucked

Is Nassim online yet?

Do people wearing Jack Wills realize they look like Jehovah's Witnesses?

shithole also railcard

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>remember when /brit/ used to call me out for being a soyboy runt spouting teenage political philosophy where it's not wanted so i called everyone rorke and continued until the general had gone to shit?

just missed him mate

what does this even mean? do. you live in some shithole where everyone wears tracksuits?

*enters the thread*
*tweaks your nose*
HOWDY!

"Patek Phillppe the plain one"

cheers lads

got class at 11am haha

This lass has a bf, do I shag y/n

yeah its *your ma*

>harvard acceptance rate: 5.4%
>oxford acceptance rate: 17.4%

>harvard tuition costs: ~12,000 USD
>oxford tuition costs: ~110,000 USD

can't do interviews
NEVER getting a job

y

mate I literally never posted about politics once

almost like it's an elite university for rich boys with political connections

you have to be a charismatic deano otherwise you can forget about ever having a job

>oxford tuition costs: ~110,000 USD
kek
only for JFs

what should I do instead

still haven't slept after last nights sesh yet

prefer yanks to europeans

>what should I do instead
write novels and shit

>not being political, just thought i'd start banging on about "rorkes" even though nobody was talking about that

deano you're fucking off the rails mate

sleep deprivation leads to weight gain, depression, bad skin, and a dull mind

Can hardly understand most Job adverts, can tell an utter Deano had written most of em by the sheer amount of Buzzwords used

You should go on the street and busk for a living

woah, hot

I dunno, I haven't met enough of either irl to make a judgement. On Sup Forums, I much prefer yanks and aussies to germans and other continentals. Canadians are a bit hit or miss though.

wonder how many polack nonces go unnoticed with all the focus on paki nonces

hurt my back lads
it really hurts
i can't bend over

Pom trains are fucking expensive

crikey

pooey wank arse CUNT

We're looking for an innovative, genius, charismatic, diligent, workaholic, team-orientated person to flip burgers!

Britain cries out for bacon sarnies

I unironically made £3-4 an hour doing that. Literally had someone spit on me though, so swings and roundabouts.

I'm a professional burger artist m8, no can do

>hurt my back lads

ah a fellow busker
what did you spend the money on? heroin or alcohol?

nigga chill, I was just reminiscing about when we didn't own Sup Forums

Sorry to hear that mate. Don't strain it. Get some painkillers off your doctor, I hear they're giving those out like candy these days. Don't get hooked and end up on smack though haha.

anda perlu tuhan

I'm prescribing you some heroin

Quickly catching pace on this Runt walking ahead of me

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made a bold synthesis the other day
Caprese salad (mozzarella, tomatoes, basil, and balsamic vinegar) BLT sandwich

I love watching shows from Channel 4, lads. Plenty of nudity from british male. No homo.

*squeaks and speeds up*

champion bread (toasted until nearly burnt), marmite and a black coffee

the so-called ‘lunch’

>innovative
that's not a real word

>diligent
that too

>team player
what does that even mean

remembering catfishing women when i was 12 for nudes

baffling how easy manipulated women are that even literal children can do it to them

Watching pewdiepie lads

Classic british comedy

might become a soyboy

Food. Didn't quite make enough to get the electricity back on though. Or do a laundry run to get the spit off my trousers. I was living like a proper animal in those days.

Haven't innovated anything for years

Who's "we?" And how do you "own" Sup Forums?

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Just watch Predator with her but don't shag her.

been sniffing the little sister's pissy knickers again

REVERSE NONCE

thats not happening mate she's definitely getting the rod

what is the point of britain? we have absolutely no aim whatsoever, it feels like such a superfluous country now

Should've put more points into diligence instead of maxing out intelligence, charisma, perception, and luck.

REGULAR NONCE

good post

whoops haha ;)

You're gonna catch feelings and then you'll be in trouble.

Already used up my 5 minutes daily toilet allowance and still not even halfway through this poo

Toilberg is gonna have my head aha

nahhh ive never caught feelings for a shag

She's got that fucked up windsor face they all have

where else in England is worth visiting lads if i can get a cheap train ticket then

I'm very good at reading people and just from your text alone I can tell you have a hint of feelings for her already.

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still not convinced this is a real word

look at those fucking synonyms

Did think about joining the army, then these kinda thoughts came to my mind

Britain's sole purpose in the modern age is to direct a continuous barrage of banter across the channel at Europe, and across tehe Atlantic, towards the USA. That's why we invented the web.

but i dont though

i can do much better

read this *unzips pants*

Hahaha waheyyyy

Bath and York

look at the etymology

producing actors to steal all the main roles in American films