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the northern workhorse
thoughts on the new wallpaper?
need to breed an Aryan woman in the wheat fields
Hometime is my favourite time
Why haven't you moved to the Northern ENgland yet?
am hungry
How is carrying around a hundred yen coin, a 50 yen coin and a 20 yen coin any different from carrying around a pound coin, a 20 pence coin and a 5 pence coin.
can't stop making rancid baitposts on Sup Forums lads
anime
>toil is over
>8 hours of free time until I can toil again
i hâte America so much
There's no saving it just let the place burn
Its that time isn't it, quite alot to bait with atm
having a quick nap
hope to be back on before the next thread
already lived there mate
it's shite
can't run anymore because I fucked up my shins, might kill myself or go cycling
this just appeared in the corner of my room
it's just too easy right now
imagine having a French bf who whispers sweet nothings to you in his native language and calls you "moi petit rosbif" while ruffling your hair
put your face in it
twas me
i put that there while you were asleep
run
I don't run anymore because ankle and back hurt after a good run so I do cycling at the gym now but it's fucking boring
any ECML man in
What a beautiful women in the middle of nowhere and nobody around, this is giving me some sick thoughts
clean your room
Tis merely soot covered cobwebs
*Sucks it up with the vacuum*
what's your favourite grand theft auto?
French is the most sexual language, you could whisper some sort of vore fanfic about getting eaten by a pony and shit out and I'd think it sounds hot as hell
you can do both by riding your bike off a cliff.
Made £64 today
All worth it really
god bless teenage whores
>What a beautiful women in the middle of nowhere and nobody around, this is giving me some sick thoughts
I'm getting shitfaced tonight
Also first time snow driving tomorrow, give me tips
drive as fast as you can
Bender
how does one become a "fuckboi"?
apparently all girls hate them but they end up fucking them anyway
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I want to join the Britishmilitary to become a citizen. You can do that if your country is a commonwealth. The whole point is America fucking sucks
Dress like a man child, but a "cool" man child. Your graphic t shirt must cost no less than $100
You do realise the UK is just as bad as the USA in nearly every way? Your best bet is to leave the anglo-nations entirely.
hehe
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deranged poster
GNER man in
If anybody is going to whisper filthy talk in their native tounge in my ear I want it to be a big breasted russian girl
exactly what I thought
Hitler? More like... BASEDler!
GTA 5 would have been perfecto if it weren't for the stupid superpowers and need for speed driving physics
The UK is significantly better than this shithole. You don't realize how bad America is. Dems fucking us, Republicans fucking us, no politicians truly give a fuck about the well being of Americans. Our infrastructure is shit, everyone caters to the rich, our culture of military and police worship, fuck this place
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rude
frenchmon please whisper some gay shit into vocaroo for me
or should i say "pour moi" heh heh heh
>UK is just as bad as the USA in nearly every way?
Umm no sweaty x
For one your much less likely to get shot and if you do your not gonna go broke paying hospital bills or become dependent on opiates
Wrong
put that thing back where it came from or so help meeeee, so help me! so help me! and cut
alri grandad
The UK is a white country and it has a common history. It has a monarchy and a large population of Anglos. Sounds pretty good to me.
Best case scenario, America and England both become white countries again. At that point England is still better than America for the culture. People in America are trashy and only care to make a buck.
The worst case scenario is both countries get taken over and I have to move down south. If I live in America it will be to Chile and if I live in England it will be to Eastern Europe or Southern Europe, along with the rest of the UK and Northwestern europe. My choice is pretty easy. I am better off in Europe either way. Now I just need to meme hard enough to make America a commonwealth and I can join your military
I remember a time
homme per francais, whisperer-vous des merde homosexual en le Vocaroo pour moi s'il vous plait
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odds: wank then work
evens: work then wank
zero: roll again
Be an immature, thirsty dickhead who chats up girls and pretends to be interested in them though only for the possibility of a hook up, cutting off contact afterwards
I don't have a mic and am not gay
what time?
You said it well. Will you join me in mememing America into becoming a commonwealth nation? We can serve 3 years in Britain and get citizenship
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>be literally every man between the ages of 16 and 30
I can't do that but here is a pic of sexy french soldiers for you
Goat colourway on a train
starting to fear death
>The whole point is America fucking sucks
no it doesn't
bet you're a drumpf hater
>Marina Visconti
Mein GOTT what a babe
Jesus I'd let them all fuck me senseless
starting to fear fucking machines
poooopoopopoopoopoo wee
me in the grey marl tee
Yes it does mate. There is no good quality about America other than the wide open spaces. Which is great, but unless you want to be a rancher or farmer what is the point? And due to the high cost of land now it’s pretty much impossible. England has all of the buildings and castles of the past thousand years. My ancestors came to America for opportunity and the opportunity is gone. Time to go back to England now.
starting to fear posting in /brit/
>Now I just need to meme hard enough to make America a commonwealth and I can join your military
Your gonna have to get Sup Forums on your side and use them as a bridge to trump or the next presidential nominee that panders to autistic shut ins
Wanking to
>the french
>this accent
why?
i can tell you that the grass is definitely not greener over here.
this is a bloke
3 more days of toil left
starting to fear the samurai
But women and soyboys hate two things above all else: work and childbirth.
>17:29
>no ready meals in the house
>mummers still not home
I am going to die here
NEED British Rail to be brought back as a state owned enterprise run at arms length in the form of British Rail plc.
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get yourself some fesh and cheps brew
OH NO NO NO NO NO
based
starting to fear the reaper
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