It comes out this week

It comes out this week.

Will you see it?

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Meh. I'll pirate it in a year or two when I randomly remember it exists.

DUDE WEED HUH HUH HUH HUH UH UH UHUH HUH HUH

FOOD ORGY

I'm going to watch the public response and I'm going to watch Sup Forums respond to its results. I live in the NY area and see its advertising quite a bit, so it'll be interesting to see how this pans out. I have no interest in actually seeing the movie.

I always end up seeing shitty movies, even if I've been warned about them. I usually end up consuming all media I'm even a little bit curious about. You can tell me the stove is hot or the paint is wet all fucking day and I'm still driven to touch it.

I am definitely not paying money for it, all told.

Nah. I'd only go if i had friends to laugh at how bad it is with.

I don't even get the chance to throw money at it

I hope I can watch it with Sup Forums in a stream someday

I can't wait for this entire site to get spammed with food orgy webms.

It looks like an R-Rated version of Food Fight without the sponsorships

So no I will not be seeing it

No.

Probably, I have trash taste in comedy

I'll watch the orgy part when it comes out somewhere online because I'm a degenerate and also I'm just morbidly curious about how they're going to do that. Other than that, probably not.

no.
but a lotta parents are gonna have to do a lotta explaining to their kids.
mark my words. this might just turn into a shitstorm. a shitstorm that a piece of shit like this doesnt deserve.

No, nothing looks really interesting about it.

Apparently this is the opening number: youtube.com/watch?v=azlvLcGPJJ8

I like how its supposed to be a metaphor about becoming an atheist. Seth really likes putting a half assed message in his movies to look smart.

I'm glad I'm going to shore duty, because every time we go out to sea the whole crew takes turns picking the same 3 movies to watch on loop. Last underway we must've seen Fury Road deep into double digits so I'm sure the moment someone gets their hands on this shit it's going to be on every day thanks to their shit taste in comedy

Hell no. I technically knew what the whole movie would be like, since the whole script got leaked. Of course it may have some changes since the leak, but I won't bother go seeing Family Guy: Food Edition.

I am not going to watch this
I already read the leaked script

and this is the FOOD ORGY number
youtube.com/watch?v=MD-9eOWsp8o

somehow I doubt fisting and watersports would get passed with an R, even with food, so that's probably been cut along with the rat asshole-fingering
kudos to Rogen and co if they did though, those sick sick fucks

>a collective mind-shattering ORGASM

is the orgy real? How detailed/long is it?

I'm definitely seeing it because unless it's a sleeper hit, there won't be another movie like it for a long time. I don't care how shitty it is. I crave variety.

It's not as detailed as in the script anymore, but pretty much all of the food products that survived are participating and it's at the very end of the movie

The encyclopedia dramatics tends to torrent popular movies that come out. They did this with Jurassic Park with Husbando and the ghostbusters movie 2016

I hate that fat guy with the curly hair and glasses.

Burnie burns? I love that guy!

I'm going to watch it. I agree with , but this is also making up for my not going to recent indie animated features.

Not even with rented eyeballs.

Honestly the only thing I have a problem with is that the Bun women look fucking horrifying. They look like goddamn freaky alien shit.

Sammy is a bagel voiced by Ed Norton
Frank is a hotdog by Seth Rogan
Brenda is a hotdog bun by Kristin Wigg
Teresa is a lesbian taco by Salma Hayek
Lavash is a Lavash (bread) by Nick Kroll

Make of that what you will

I am the same way. I'll venture out to the ol' movies to see something even when I know it's gonna be shit. Unless it's something so incredibly bad I don't wanna give them the satisfaction of having my ticket.

I'll probably end up seeing this movie in theaters when it comes out.

God. Out of all the possible films they could've been given, they choose this one. Even for just a paycheck this is some shit.

Rogen, I would expect, to be utterly honest, but can't the rest of them get hired off for a good film and get a paycheck for it?

its out this week??? I haven't seen any commercials for it.
not even a trailer (except for the one on youtube because everyone was saying how bad it is)

>TFW you'll never be jewish and be allowed to make shitty film after shitty film , half of which flop and still be considered a big hollywood star

Don't worry, f@m.
The last film I watched in the cinema that I still watch and remember to this day was Thr Revenant.
Everything else was either mediocre or complete trash.
I can remember when 2016 would be considered the year of the furshit films, yet I've never been subjected to any of that just yet.
But I watched Sewer Side Squod today and it was mediocre.
>mfw it barely exceeded my expectations.

tfw you'll never be a Sup Forumslack

feels good man

>he's a Sup Forumsmrade

If it gets consistently good reviews, I probably will. Who knows, it could be funny. Doesn't look that way from the trailers, though

I just wanna know if they just show the food thrusting against each other or if they grow little cocks and shit. Like how does it even work

Nope

Rogen said the only thing that made the film NC-17 was the hair on Lavish's balls, so they shaved it off and they got a R rating

...

This is actually pretty good.

Enter into one another's crevices or just dry humping because apparently just touching hands is 3rd base to them.

>Implying Pineapple Express wasn't amazing

Currently at 100% on RT.

They were bragging about it in interviews.

vanityfair.com/hollywood/2016/08/sausage-party-seth-rogen-exclusive

>Frank (voiced by Rogen)

“That’s me, looking very dapper. Frank is in love with this bun that is positioned next to him in the store, who he thinks he will get to be with once they get chosen. But he’s a little skeptical of the system. He just wishes maybe there were some proof or evidence that what they’re doing would pay off. As the movie goes on, his skepticism is more and more confirmed, at the cost of his relationship with Brenda."

>Brenda (Kristen Wiig)

“She thinks buns and hot dogs wind up together, but she thinks the buns get to choose which hot dog they wind up with. As the movie goes on, she gets more and more affirmed in her beliefs. And as Frank goes one way, she kind of goes the other way. You see how much serious thought we put into these fucking food characters. [laughs] It’s almost embarrassing.”

>Barry (Michael Cera)

“He’s deformed, as you can see. He’s a firm believer in the Great Beyond, which is the idea that everything good will happen once we get purchased, especially because he’s been dealt such a shitty hand in his actual life. He’s hoping that once he’s purchased, his deformation will be fixed and he’ll finally be equal with all the other hot dogs.”

>Lavash (David Krumholtz)

“Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”

>Sammy Bagel Jr. (Edward Norton)

“He’s very neurotic and whiny and, in general, kind of self-righteous. He occupies the Middle Eastern aisle, he feels, in a just manner, but there’s a lot of conflict between him and Lavash. Throughout the movie, he gains a new understanding for the people that he shares his aisle with.”

>Gum (Scott Underwood)

“Gum is the most intelligent being alive. He was stuck to the bottom of the shoe of a very intelligent scientist for years and years and years, and he ultimately is the one who understands the universe of the food more than anyone else in the movie.”

>Teresa Taco (Salma Hayek)

“She’s very deep into the theology of the store, but she’s very conflicted because although her destiny is to be filled with meat. She finds herself being very attracted to other receptacles such as Brenda the bun, and is very conflicted because it goes against her belief system.”

At this point, Vanity Fair interjected: “That’s definitely a lot more depth than you might expect from a movie about swearing food.”

Rogen’s response? “It also has a lot of very stupid food puns—so I think we have something for everyone.”

Seth Rogen knows what you’re thinking. He gets that when you hear the premise of Sausage Party—an R-rated animated comedy about sentient hot dogs, and buns, and taco shells—your mind will fill in the blanks; you’ll assume, as most people do, that the movie was born out of him and his writing partner, Evan Goldberg, “sitting around, smoking a ton of weed, and thinking of ridiculous movie ideas.”

O.K., he admits: “That probably had something to do with it.” (We’d expect nothing less from the minds behind Pineapple Express.) But the actor-slash-writer swears that the film—which opens August 12 and features, among other things, a talking douche (voiced by Nick Kroll) and a sequence that gives new meaning to the term “food porn”—actually comes from a “much-more innocent place” than you may anticipate. “When we thought of the idea, like 10 years ago, it was when Pixar and Dreamworks movies were [becoming] a major cornerstone of our entertainment culture,” he explains to Vanity Fair in a recent phone interview. “And we really just thought it would be fun to make our own version of an animated movie.”

Their version of an animated movie mixes cheerful, anthropomorphized foodstuffs with hard-R language and themes—as well as a level of existential angst one wouldn’t expect to find in a movie about talking meat. See, its characters believe that the supermarket is a kind of purgatory food must endure before it’s eventually “chosen” by one of the “gods,” i.e. a human grocery shopper, to be taken to a glorious afterlife called the “Great Beyond.” (They don’t learn what actually happens to food after it’s been purchased until it’s far too late.) The film, Rogen says, “provided a really unique opportunity to explore existence, and theology, and religion, and belief”—definitely not your typical stoner comedy fare, unless perhaps you’re talking about This Is the End (another Rogen-Goldberg joint).

>“Lavash is from the Middle Eastern food aisle, and they are positioned next to the kosher food section. And they have a long-running feud, because they had the aisle first, and then the kosher food moved in after the German products tried to kill them.”

They're not even trying to be subtle

Yes reviews are always 100% reliable.

It comes out in September in Russia, and our dubbed version has no curse words. Kinda ruins the whole point of a "dude weed lmao" movie. Funny how they just slapped a huge "+18" on the poster
I feel like I'll never be able to feel clean after I watch the orgy scene

Its Seth fucking Rogan. With a film he admits was born out of just getting high.

Shit, I'm a fucking stoner and this shit looks awful in a way far beyond the rest of his garbage.

no it isn't, user

I have a feeling that I'm going to be clicking "Hide Thread" A LOT when this film comes out.

Wait, "Alan Menken" Did music for this film? As in "Disney" Alan Menken"???

........Okay how and why?

He admits it was born out of just getting high but also tries to say it's deep because it says some entry-level atheist shit

seth rogen is so pure desu

The bagel and lavash have literally no purpose in the film whatsoever except their palestine/isreal thing. They have no involvement with the main plot, they don't fucking do anything, they just follow the actual main characters around and scream at each other while the bun and sausage do 100% of the work in moving the story along. They could easily be removed, since they serve no actual purpose, but apparently Rogen really wanted that jews and arabs thing jammed in there.

Incidentally a children's media gay love story between jews and arabs was already done by Wondershowzen and it was hilarious and much better than SP.

Question
>why does a potato know about Jesus?
>why does a store still have food products from the 50s?
>why does guacamole have balls?
>why is food having sex or even have human genitals?
>why is this movie a thing?
>do I need to be high as fuck to watch it? I assume if I was I would still call out this bullshit.
> is Rogan and Eisenberg men children?
This is so confusing.

They actually do.

The main plot is about how religion is fucking stupid. You have the deformed guy who pins all his hope on it, the deluded chick who believes in her own fantasy world, the agnostic who becomes atheist and is the main character, the two guys who only hate each other because their entire culture is based on religious identity, and the lesbian taco who's confused by her feelings even though everyone forgets that the bible doesn't say anything about lesbians, it just says two dudes can't fuck. Doesn't even say dudes can't love dudes or jack it to dudes, it just says they can't fuck.

Rereading that, it sounds like I was agreeing with Rogan and saying religion is stupid. My tone was meant to be sarcastic, that didn't come through.

I'm going opening day to see what kind of people actually watch this shit and see how many people actually laugh and then probably leave a quarter of the way through.

One more thing?
>why are their two villians? Wouldn't humans be the main villian? Why do they need a Douche?

You're gonna pay $10 to people watch in a dark theater?

Sadly, your question answers itself.

They needed a villain who was more of a douche.
"What if he was a douche? Huehuehuehuehuehueh ha."

>without the sponsorships
well, that would be a nice change... I'm slightly more interested than I was when I clicked this thread.

>Mr. Rogen voiced the blob B.O.B. in the 2009 film “Monsters vs. Aliens,” which was directed by Rob Letterman and Conrad Vernon. Mr. Rogen approached Mr. Vernon with the idea for “Sausage Party,” initially pitched as a film in which hot dogs escape their packaging to have sex with buns. Mr. Vernon was immediately interested.

>“When he started pitching it, I thought, oh my God, this is something I’ve wanted to do since I was 13 years old,” Mr. Vernon said in a phone interview.

>He mentioned that contemporary animators frequently crave the opportunity to make movies about more mature subject matter but are rarely given the chance.

>“People who make these movies are adults with adult senses of humor,” he said. “We have a lot of funny stuff in our heads that we want to do, and probably 75 percent of it can’t go into a children’s movie. So over the long term, if the only place you get to work as an adult is in a child’s world, you’ve got a lot of screwed-up thoughts in your head that you want to get out on paper.”

>Mr. Goldberg joked about the twisted humor of animators: “I’m about to have a child,” he said, “and the only rule I have moving into being a parent is that my child will never date a disgusting, disgusting animator.”


>execute DUDE WEED's idea
>get called a filthy pervert

>the bible doesn't say anything about lesbians

>biblehub.com/romans/1-26.htm

uhhh user, I don't think that's the case...

How does KC keep consistently ruining his fucking comics.

Says its bad in a list of bad things. Doesn't say don't do it, or where it lies on the bad scale.

So its in the same category as wearing rings and getting tattoos as things that are bad, but aren't specifically labelled as bad enough for most people to care about.

Yeah, it seems like all the food is generic originals. It's really weird in some respects- the hotdogs are left out on the shelves in a ziplock baggie, because everybody loves to eat unrefrigerated hotdogs, right?

As far as the animators thing goes, he's not wrong.

> Romans

That was just Paul writing a rant. Paul is kind of an asshole. Paul always has to voice his asshole opinion about everything. You really shouldn't listen to Paul.

>buns packaged sideways
They lost the autism audience, myself included

Its only thanks to the first Pope that anyone listens to Paul.
His entire argument for being head of Christianity was "The Roman was the father of the Apostles, so call me Pape (father) and do what I say."

>You really shouldn't listen to Paul

Is this you?

youtube.com/watch?v=Y0S2WlvNTU8