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is that you jon wayne?
is this me?

*enters the thread*

the wee lad

3rd for world of tanks

lad who lives near me got a job in a funeral home right after leaving school

literally a 'walk up, shake the manager's hand' affair. He's worked there since and is now about 26 and absolutely wadded, drives a BMW and all sorts

They always provide the most horrible angles in those videos.

which accent is the worst in the porn industry

He is living his life. What's your point?

>bitcoin crashing
>stock market crashing
rich bellends btfo

ffs cucked by an american

now I wonder what the CEO of wargaming has to say I can't quite see

check my 7s

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nire arbasoen :)

point is that I wish I was making decent money

I'm the same age and languishing in a call centre

Is this another pay2win scam?

how long will it be before Peter Thiel redpills Elon Musk

Music stopped being good after the 90's

I've heard geologists are wanted in England, anybody know anything about this?

Since turning 25 I've noticed I attract far more attention from girls in bars/clubs, which is a bit problematic as I've resolved to have no more one night stands. Would have loved it as a slutty 18-21 year old desu

Get proactive m8.

Finland the best country in the world

At least you aint washing rotting corpse cocks

northern
search "wigan fatty fuck"

Imagine needing glasses as a Kid

LOL

I have thousands of pounds in cryptocurrency and stocks and I don't approve of this post AT ALL

But playing 6 months and fuming against a shitty gameplay to finally achieve the max rank in one nation is fun

Since turning 25 I want to fuck everyone.

no it isn't
be quiet

£50 dead or alive, that's what I heard.

Top 3

It's time to settle down you degenerate

>18:05

can you hear the ticking

the incessant tocking

the needle marching forward

the pendulum swinging

you know what looms

yeah, the met police caught another one earlier but there's still a few out on the run

there once was a man from madras
whose bollocks were made of fine brass
in stormy weather
they'd clang together
and sparks would fly out of his arse

Her name? I kinda like those vids but also kinda hate, cause brit girls are often kinda ugly and i hate that old guy, also i hate when girls says arse and similar brit shit, just ruins it kinda

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It's time to settle down at 22

Need to buy an enema, not sure what's good or not

How about starting and staying on an even playing field, instead of having to pay £500 in order to not get constantly and forever btfo by literal children in a "free to play" game?

It's time you stop telling people how to go about their days. (Or not)

I'm getting the same thing as you except that I'm still slutty but I just can't be fucked to maintain a social circle made of assholes and selfish cunts

not even in the top 3 in northern europe
jog on

DANALD DRUMPF

idk i just got a couple of fake taxi reaction images saved

just go to ann summers and ask the nice desklady about it

>also i hate when girls says arse and similar brit shit, just ruins it kinda
fucking pleb

mame nejlepsi porno tbhk

GONNA GO NUCLEAR BLUMPF

>The bad in people starts to highlight as you get older
25 and already a sour cunt. I can hide it well though.

Ah yes, these symptoms are all too common these days. I'm afraid your child is suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome. The only cure is 7 more years of Trump presidency.

>girl who confessed her love to me last night wants to meet tomorrow
fuck sake lads. i do NOT want to shag a taken woman.

Vrat se spatky, honzicek steiner
Im just not a chav, i cant appreciate those things

so he's saying we could've been spared 40 books of nonsense but for female intervention, right?

kind of excited to get to 25 desu, i hope i start looking older as well, have some weird half teen face half adult face at the minute and its horrid

Tell her bf then run away.

dont do it then have some self restraint

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How's /GF2018/ coming along lads?

Just over one month in.

>El Apóstol (aka The Apostle) was an Argentinian silent black-and-white animated film released in 1917. It was directed, written, designed and animated by Quirino Cristiani, whose two other animated features are also lost (Sin Dejar rastros and Peludópolis).

>It is considered to be the first animated feature (being 70 minutes long with a frame-rate of 14 images per second), but all known copies were destroyed in a fire in 1926.

>Instead of using traditional cellulose animation, Cristiani would use flat puppets with rotating/removable members. Character designs were made by Diógenes Taborda, a popular cartoonist at the time.

>The film was a political satire about then-Argentinian-president Hipolito Yrigoyen, who wants to cleanse Bueno Aires of immorality and corruption.

>Yrigoyen flies into heaven and encounters the god of thunder, Jupiter. Using his lightning bolts, Yrigoyen strikes Bueno Aires, and the city is engulfed in flames, burning into ashes, before he decides to start rebuilding the city.

>He then awakens, finding out that this was all a dream and is forced to face the harsh reality of complicated politics.

Remember: the stock market is full of sheep interested solely in increasing the amount in their own wallets.

It's not a reflection of how well real wealth creators are doing, it's an opportunistic profiteering system.

first month was a practice month

you obviously do otherwise you wouldn't be posting on /brit/ about it all day
you just want the people here to validate your desires

need to buy a new external HDD but all of them on amazon have the odd bad review about them failing after 6 months

>czech watching british porn
is it opposite day?

Mate are you dense, she's clearly not his woman, it's his problem not yours

dvds are the way to go

what does tim actually mean by "swipe down"

just remember people usually review shit when things go wrong so you're not seeing all the positive feedback
also don't buy some bottom level shite

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Dave
Alri dave?
Davey boy
Literally Dave
No you can't Dave

he's mental

*slaps you to the ground*
consider yourself out of business sunshine

1 me

He knows. She told him to his face that she fancies me more than him but he won't break up with her over it and she's a woman so she doesn't want to be the "bad guy" by breaking up herself.

I'm trying really, really hard lad. She's got the tight fucking body. Perfect C cup tits. And you can just tell she's tight as a fucking nun.

Can't tell any of my mates about it because they know her and it'll make shit even messier.

They're officially "together".

Had a girl tell me that her and I experience things that she's never experienced with someone else. "We click on such a deep level it scares me" I think she said.

Probably won't gf her though.

GOOD post.
though i've always preferred saying something like "productive enterprise" over the irritating "wealth creators"

so help me lord i will cure my son

What is /GF2018/

farting so much there is a permanent smell of shit surrounding me, like an aura

Oddly attracted to Monica lads, love my women with a bit of fire in them

this the older i get the fucking hornier i get it's getting me into trouble in social situations sometimes i struggle to control myself

oneitis caught me taking a picture of her, have i fucked it for good?

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choonosphere

I like fake taxi sometimes and i prefer watching western porn mostly, i dont want to end up jerking off to some relative

*miasma

>she's a woman so she doesn't want to be the "bad guy" by breaking up
She's already the bad guy. Tell her to dump the loser or forget about you. She can't have her cake and eat it.

the only thing hot in Monica is the spicy curry he ate for dinner

el new fagello...

ooooh look at me I went to uni

fucking twat

I WANT A BRITISH BF

Yep, I started posting on brit about a week ago when I got banned from pol

sauce?

Isn't that a bit "homewrecker"-y though lad? Don't want to be the reason anyone breaks up tbqh.

*tracks you*
*shoots your lower plate until you die*
e 100 is shite

love watching czech boys get fucked for money

gf2018 isn't a /brit/ thing you absolute reddit cunt

sometimes i have these out of body experiences and i see myself from the outside sat on my computer
i think of the post i'm making and i try to connect it with the tub of lard sat on his computer chair but i can't
lmao who am i

bollocks

the "getting a gf"-time is running out

*saves Britain*

she would get it so hard