Stargate Origins

It's going to be a shit fest, but we are obligated to support it.

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>support it

this wat piracy is for.

>10minutes
>piracy

it should be already on youtube, not have this hype around it, like bige anouncemnet on a comic con and shit and wating for it for months

>it should be already on youtube

They haven't started filming yet.

i mean, if it's that short, this big anouncation was unneccessary and should've just air it

Well, you see, MGM is probably testing the fandom to see if it's worth it to continue the franchise.

Origins will be shit. We know that, they know that. It's a story we all know.

I dunno, maybe they want to reach wider audience by running a story line with a Female lead, directed by a last year graduate lesbian.

The announce was made cause MGM saw that there's an interest about new Stargate show. Emerich (or whatever his name is) failed with ID2, so the reboot was canceled. Fans went crazy. The jews see this as an opportunity. Shitwood is all about money, nobody cares of what fans want. So the big guys from MGM decide to test the audience with a "canon new story", investing almost nothing in amateurs and dumb story. Everything fails. No new stargate. What is their endgame? I dunno, they are jews..only the reptile overlords know.

It's gonna be great.

As much as I love stargate the concept has been on a downward spiral since the start. Atlantis was fun, but never captured the sense of adventure that SG1 had and Universe was a dull, dreary, mess of a show.

This will be a shit fest OP, but I won't be supporting it.

"Origins will actually be a prequel to the original film, focusing on a younger version of the character Catherine Langford (first played by Viveca Lindfors). In the franchise’s mythology, Langford’s father initially discovered the Stargate, with Origins following the adventures that lead her to becoming the Stargate expert that appears in Emmerich’s movie."

So, zero Stargate travel?

It's going to be a GoT like political thing. Maybe we will see the mummified Jaffa from the deleted scenes but nothing more.

What do you mean 10 minutes? Is that the running time of each episode? Theres more than one episode right?
I assume it has to be some adventure through the Stargate she never told anyone about. Unless they're planning to scrap a bit of the movie and SG-1 canon that Ernest was the only one to go through the gate until Daniel figured out how to use it properly. They can't have a Stargate show without gate travel, that would just be the stupidest shit.

>another soft sci fi revival/reboot
>another female protagonist
Why do nerds like that so much?

apologize

>if we eat shit they might make slightly better shit in the future maybe

battered wife syndrome

>Origins

why though!
we literally had a movie to explain this which went straight into SG1
is it going to be so far back it was in ancient egypt times or something?
i dont know if thats something im interested in seeing to be honest

why couldnt we just get a new team instead set in 2017 that deals with modern issues like immigration reform, equality for LGBTDMG+++ and getting rid of Nazis everywhere.

Why did people hated TJ? She looks good, and her character was likable too(certainly the best female character in SGU, who had more than 3 epsideos)

>yo dawg we heard you like them stargate shows with that stargate shit so we making another without the stargate

I hope this is fake an false, how fucking boring. So no stargate travel at all? Whats next, a prequal to this prequal which is a comedy/romance of how her dad met her mum and begins research on the stargate?

I remember grinding my dick through my pants while watching SGU. The women were A.

Oh yeah, that is what we need. A franchise from comfy space exploration to Earth politics

Female team leader?

...

except the main one. Chloe was shit, especially with Eli orbiting around her

it's the 2010's , what did you expect?

>modern issues like immigration
theres probably at least an episode out of this... all the slaves leaving the planet via stargate trying to find a non shit planet to live on.

probably make an episode about a lie being spread around that earth taking refugees but they all getting smooshed on the iris.

nah, I'll have them all squirting on my face

Set before SG teams.

PoC trans disabled islamic furry of course

certainly the hottest female maincast out of all the stargates.

>stay tuned for season 2

So I guess Independence Day Resurgence ended any chance of Emmerich making the film reboot he wanted to, right?

APOLOGIZE

No viable waifus though. At least SGA had Keller.

Yep.

Yeah, she looks like a sexy Scarlett Johanson

...

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Who the FUCK is the chaotic neutral goddess on the right and why don't I remember her?

Let the game begin

git 4 or 5

omg roll. pls 1, 4, 5

Ginn. She was Eli's gf who became a computer

aw yiss

typical... no wonder im in the stargate origins timeline. just going go off myself

>le female protagonist
how very boring, it will be an emo fest and not focus on adventure into unknown lands aka what a man will do

lucky bastard

The lucien alliance invaded Destiny? That sounds awesome but it can't have been if I don't remember it at all.

season 2, most people dropped the show before it

jesus christ she was hot in supernatural

>aka what a man will do

how did we get from kurt russell beating up egyptian gods to this?

Have you watched a sci-fi show ever?

Most of them have an episode or seven with space nazis, race and gender issues already.

I'm struggling to think of one that doesn't.

Hnñnnnnnnnnnñnnnñnnnnng

Dark Matter?
Stargate Atlantis? (I know sg1 had a bad nazi episode with a follow up bad nazi book)

inb4 young catherine has to get the gate going before Hitler finds out how to run the one that the Nazis found

And she will have a BBC partner, because Egypt are for some reason considered black

>star gate prequel

but the movie and sg1 are literally the origin story of the fucking star gate. these fucking hack writers are probably too stupid to come up with a plot that happens later in the universe, so they're going to tell a ultimately pointless story.

classic

But the nazis never found a gate. There's the Egypt one found in the 20's and the Antarctica one found in the 90's. The nazis only had the dialling device for the Egypt gate.

>But the nazis never found a gate

retcon, who cares. they'll probably have catherine activate the stargate and go on a big adventure but then she'll have her memory erased or some shit

>What do you mean 10 minutes? Is that the running time of each episode? Theres more than one episode right?

gateworld.net/news/2017/07/mgm-announces-new-original-series-stargate-origins/

Go on then.

Damn, dey wuz black.

no girls for you

No user, now we're going to get the real story. The true hero behind the Stargate and the adversity she faced as a womyn in a mans world.

Fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Eli it is.

gtfo niggers/cucks/memershits

only one of Ra's Jaffa was really black, and it makes sense, since Egyptians employed Nubians as warriors

The more I learn about this new miniseries the more I wonder just how bad the other pitched ideas for a miniseries were.

A fucking Ba'al and Todd misadventure through the Ori galaxy would have imploded comicon

Please shut up, no, that idea is too good, it makes me cry that fucking mgm's best idea was literally nothing, and some fa/tv/irgin on a mongol fishing site came up with this

Let's be fair here you could lock up a gaggle of Stargate fans in a room, get them wasted, then have them come up with ideas by landing on things pinned to a dartboard with darts and its would put mgm to shame

>A fucking Ba'al and Todd misadventure through the Ori galaxy would have imploded comicon

I really wanted another series of Atlantis with Todd as a regular, they shoot him up with that formula so wraith can eat normal food to survive, keep him confined to atlantis but obviously missions come up where hey it woudl be handy if we had a wraith, and he's part of the team on a leash.

then he fucks teyla.

>then he fucks teyla.


aaahh yes

yes

the only way it could include it is if she was there when cam Mitchel went back to 1929 at the end on continuum, or does everyone forget that movie? I haven't heard Ben being a part of this yet so i doubt it though

>here eat this turd and we might give you a proper meal somewhere down the line

No thanks.

Ben Browder aged enough to play his great grandfather or whatever. He is also desperate enough for roles in low budget shit.

Maybe Mitchel tells her what to do after the program fails the first time in the 40s to get it back off the ground. What kinda of adventure could you have between 1929 and 38 when baal tries to sink the ship?

and then plays dumb in the 40s when they send earnest through, causing everyone to think he's dead.

gimme dem dubs

probably nothing, because she a kid in that time period.
Also it will be a feminist strong woman shit, and there is no place for a white male to fix the womans problem

hahaha, sucks to be you

ima smack that bitch

Man fuck this garbage

why they gotta ruin everything

cuz murican movie making industry

DUBS

you fucking shit

go play with the titty monster

easy there big fella.

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I'm fucking happy

Sorry, pornhub with most porn sites is blocked in my router, and I don't care enough to unblock them in my router

I liked Universe

>Star Wars rogue one, a prequel with a female lead that doesn't feel right
>Star Trek: discovery a prequel with a female lead that doesn't feel right
> Stargate a prequel with a female lead that doesn't feel right

Why are they doing this.

If they push it enough it will feel right. Like how normal faggots become

Normally I'd say you're not missing much but you are missing this video and that's unacceptable. I'll try to make a webm

I just don't understand why they need to build a streaming service from the ground up for a web a short web-series. Do they plan on continuing SGA and SGU on this service too? Why would you launch something like this without putting your best foot forward. It would be like CBS launching their's with kirk's 9 year old vlogs for a monthly fee, instead of STD. Say what you want about the new trek, at least you can say money and effort was put into it. This though, is the lowest form of effort, to the point it is actually shocking.

I'd watch a show about ancient humans overthrowing the GOOLD rulers of Earth with sharp sticks and primitive thinking that Asgard was no longer capable of.

Ten minute episodes with no gate travel or SG dickery? Not so much.

Reminder that this is the person who has been given control of the franchise

Indeed. Supporting the shit out of it. If this succeeds it means more stargate and possibly a full tv show

She's cute. CUTE

Would lick her stargate all in-between-galaxy-travel


if you know what I mean

>Indeed

Read your post in Teal'c's voice

I regret everything

both the Baal actor and Apophis actor have said on twitter they want to return if they are asked. Origin stories with them could be good