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Logan Parker
Aaron Peterson
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Justin Evans
Is it true that you know who dies?
Oliver Rogers
no.
Samuel Howard
DOUGIE JONES IS ONE THICC BIH?!?!
Jace Carter
LUCY GOT BEAT TO DEATH BY CHAD WITH A FUCKING SHOVEL
ANDYS PRIMED TO GO NUCLEAR
Jaxson Reyes
I don't believe it, desu. I mean... of all people?
Owen Kelly
WINDOM EARLE IS BACK
WHAT THE HELL
Sebastian Cruz
>not "Dr. Palmer, i'm BOB"
fucked up, OP
Ryder Long
Well at least killing off Dougie Coop once and confirms he isn't coming back.
James Williams
i should've known better this place is a nuclear waste ofc its gonna be spoilers
Jonathan Gomez
JOKE
Adrian Stewart
hawk spends five minutes wandering in the woods before the find jackrabbits palace
its fucking nothing
Jackson Ward
According to someone on reddit who saw the episode: "David Lynch requested for us to not post spoiler, for it would ruin the show. I will not be giving out spoilers. However, I will give hints:
Black Fire, Vortex, Divorce , Dating Canadian & Pie Dreams."
Hudson Myers
What the fuck. If this really happens Chad is going to oust James as most hated character in the franchise. First you're a fat fedora literally named Chad and then you fucking murder a sweet lady to protect your druggie friend from his mom's wrath. FUCK YOU DAVID LYNCH, FUCK YOU!
Levi Walker
Nicholas Long
I'M AT SDCC
BOB IS NO LONGER POSSESSING EVIL COOP, HE'S OUT ON HIS OWN AND IS NOW PLAYED BY EDDIE VEDDER
Ryder Peterson
some retarded redditor is reposting our fake spoilers on the twin peaks sub
lick my balls autist
Jaxon Hill
screenshots or didnt happen
William Baker
andy going psycho Dirty Harry type would be K I N O
Colton Brooks
btw i already got my screenshot, nice try
James Jones
>fake
Samuel Torres
...
Adrian Watson
...
Adam Clark
too late, dumb redditor
Joshua Parker
pay your respects anons
F
Nathan Foster
comic con leaks expert here and former croatian
ask me anything
Oliver Hernandez
mr jackpots
Ian Jones
glad she died, such an annoying character and not cute anymore
Austin Wilson
Good. Dumb cunt. How hard is it to figure out a mobi phone.
Wyatt Martinez
It's been known that Eddie Vedder recorded this song for Twin Peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that Agent Cooper never gets his mind back.
Julian Kelly
how do you stop being croatian?
Connor Long
I actually know Vedder and I contacted him so I could ask him to confirm me your copypasta and he didn't want to answer anything.
Is there a clause in their contract to keep their mouth shut?
Mason Wood
Reminder that Eddie Vedder recorded a song for twin peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that Cooper does get his mind back, and that Lucy dies.
Grayson Anderson
but she was
C U T E
U
T
E
Julian Reyes
Reddit's Comic Con subbreddit is saying that Lucy dies in Sundays episode. Are we being rused? More than one account is claiming so, and those accounts are old.
Ethan Ross
If you leave the Catholic Church, you cease to be Croatian.
Eli Moore
the people saying that got it from here dude
it was a ruse
Joshua Stewart
We're already past this. Keep up.
Jason Scott
there is a black fire on the mountains. when it burns, the two birds look for a nest.
John Anderson
>the shit we made up to trick reddit is now tricking redditors into coming here
fuck
Nathaniel Butler
Okay, fuck this show. lucy dying was a gutpunch, and we didn't even get something really positive like cooper recovering to make up for it. The most fun, positive moment of the episode was big ed reappearing with james, and that scene was maybe 2 minutes at most. not worth it. fuck comiccon, fuck twin peaks. what a waste of my fucking time and money
Levi Sanchez
I am gay. I just came out of the closet in front of you /tpg/.
Jaxon Sanchez
we were the leaves and the petals, but when fire burns, it takes, and the black dog moves in us all
Grayson Wright
Reminder that Ken Ashcorp recorded a song for twin peaks and has been said to be the song that plays during the finale. Some say it has been confirmed that his transexual fursona will get pregnant and jerk you off with her feet in your dreams after the finale (pic is the transexual fursona)
youtu.be
Nathan Phillips
best possible timeline
/tpg/ about to get windominated
Benjamin Rogers
try not to get aids
Brayden Gray
FUCK REDDIT AND FUCK LYNCH
theres a trippy visual sequence like episode 8 that involves black fire swirling around in a vortex about 15 minutes into the episode
ed and nadine are divorced now
nadine is sleeping with dr jacoby and selling his shit shovels out of her drapes store
shelly's dating red (whose canadian)
truman has a long conversation with hawk & bobby about a series dream that involves pie. its a great speech and really flushed out his character
Landon Baker
which TP would you want to fug?
Cameron Gutierrez
BASED
Only redditors hate him anyway
Carter Hernandez
Terrible!
Hunter Gonzalez
...
Luke Gutierrez
i wonder what she sounds like when she's dying haha
Sebastian Walker
you american girls, you really light my s-p-a-r-k if you know what i mean
Henry Miller
BY GOD WINDOM EARLE IS BACK AND HE KILLED DOUGIE!!!!
Daniel Moore
everyone's a little bit gay, if you're not coming out of the closet IRL it doesn't mean shit.
Michael Adams
mixer.com/LiquidSightDrip
Lynched? or drunk and bored? (((You))) decide
Hudson Morris
What causes the black fire?
Jackson Carter
>shelley's dating Red
I don't believe it
if it is true it's a pretty retarded plotpoint, is she fucking blind? The dude is so obviously a drug dealer you couldn't get any more blatant
Oliver Adams
Readit btfo
Justin Jackson
T.reddit
Matthew Russell
I want to be dominated by Deputy Hawk only.
Nathaniel Clark
literally in episode 1 red is looking at her from across the bar
they've set this up from the beginning
Carter Wright
...
Connor Allen
William Nelson
Windom Earle
is one Deleuzian
let me
see Guattari
Noah Watson
CUTE!
Colton Perry
>he looked at her once therefore they are dating
I guess /r9k/ is a chad board then
Adrian Barnes
Gabriel Turner
>/r9k/
>Richard
CONFINRD?
Alexander Myers
>I need to see a man penetrate a woman before I can suspend my disbelief that these two actors are in a romantic relationship
Nathaniel Richardson
Go back
Austin Morris
He holds that cigarette like a faggot.
Nolan Torres
Who is the Boromir of Twin Peaks?
Chase Edwards
There's a middle ground between looking at a woman once and having sex with her
Benjamin Scott
Ned Stark
Hudson Scott
You would know.
Hawk, of course.
John Edwards
Would Hawk get tempted by the Ring?
Luis Foster
I need a qt trap gf for watching TP and cuddling after, I am not asking for much.
Gavin Wilson
Big Ed
Michael Flores
He's more of Sup Forumstard
Brody Reed
I think a noose would be better :3
Lincoln Long
great taste pal
Jaxon Reyes
>tfw you will never have a threesome with richard and audrey
Brody Rogers
Dougie
>/r9k/
Richard
>Sup Forums
Dr. Amp
>Sup Forums
Chad
>Sup Forums
Todd
>/biz/
Evil Coop
>/fit/
Andy
>Sup Forums
Lucy
>/film/
undisputable
Jayden Morris
I would. I've observed many faggots in my time.
Hudson Hughes
how Andy is Sup Forums?
Noah Long
He's a literal retard
Jaxon Hill
Andy is /flick/
Cameron Carter
DOugei get sex
Matthew Parker
>Dougie
miniclip
>Richard
Sup Forums
>Chad
/r/thedonald
>Jacoby
Sup Forums
>Jerry
godlikeproductions
>Nadine
amazon
Ryan Gutierrez
Bob is /d/
Jace Green
who is the girl sitting in the table?
Robert Williams
/flick/ never existed
/film/ has been dead now for as long as it was alive
Jonathan Moore
Gerard is /x/
Joshua Lee
sporcle.com
I bet you can't even guess half of these questions.
Jason Lopez
Just got back to my hotel from Comic Con. Cooper is never getting his mind back.
Jeremiah Flores
Hauzani
Joseph Bailey
>tfw you will never slob on that knob
William Davis
CUTER!!