Does anyone else wish they were British?

Does anyone else wish they were British?

Brits are so cool!

I'd trade my nationality for any European or South American one any day of the week.

I'm sure most of us mutts here would.

I wouldn't trade it for any south american country, nor just any european country. However most western european countries i would trade it for in a heartbeat

>Would you like to become a bong?
No, French self-deprecative culture is the only reason I'm not a brainlet.

They are the KANKER of Amsterdam. We should shoot every fucking cheap airline out of the sky. They are worse than niggers. Bunch of white inbred island monkeys. Where is ISIS when you need them?

alri bong on holidays

>french self-deprecative culture
wat.jpg, the french are the 2nd least self-deprecating culture on Sup Forums behind the scandinavians. Britain is far more self-deprecating

This is true

fuck no, are you insane
they are literal degenerates

>you will never have mates to get a cheeky pint with

bit mean desu

>French self-deprecative culture

No such thing exists. It's the British who are the most self-deprecating in the world.

me

>tfw my mates are losers who don't like going down the pub
>tfw impossible to make friends after you've finished school in this cunt

Wish I was a Yank tbqh

We spend our time mocking and making caricatures of ourselves. Also, from an outside standpoint, it seems to me that your tabloids often try very hard to be optimistic when making articles about Britain, even if it means toying with the truth and omitting facts whereas ours are pessimistic as possible. Maybe self-deprecating wasn't the right term, but it seems to me that we have a culture of absolute objectivity and self-criticism that you lack. You strike me as the type of people who would sooner blame others for your own shortcomings, and I believe recent events prove that. No offense.

you are the mean bullies on Sup Forums, i am sick of you.

>impossible to make friends after you've finished school in this cunt
so you're telling me I will never have british friends? cruel world.

Some brits are cool. It's a diverse country (not talking about ethnicity, just regions and attitudes)

I like europe a lot but most americans have some retarded anitqued idea of it

>You strike me as the type of people who would sooner blame others for your own shortcomings

No we blame ourselves, hence the term self-deprecating.

>South American one

why would anyone do that?

I could have been one if I had bornt a few kilometres further west.

Blaming yourselves was the total opposite of Thatcher's international policies. Also, Brexit.

this
everyone knows brits will be the first to criticize themselves

that's satire, every cunt does this, even America for fuck's sake

>Thatcher

>Brits are so cool!
no, they are fallen angels. once a pure germanic anglo saxon country, now an inbred muttified prison

We're good at satire.

wouldn't know that feel bro

Why did Americans get offended by this then? Anglo-Americans have no real concept of satire. You're the ones who invented "politically correct", while it doesn't even exist in France.

Probably didn't really think about it before saying so.

no because I can't imagine but I always wish Japan will be like Britain more

I don't know what you're trying to say(probably because there's no actual meaning behind your post), but to clarify, Brexit was the logical conclusion of Thatcher's "blame the EU" politics. I don't know if this mentality started with her, but the UK has always been the EU's very own special snowflake. Not adopting the Euro as a currency, for example, was the UK's way to retain their right to print money while having the very specific privilege of using Euro in their main trade district. Brexit was a complete joke, because they basically just threw away such privileges they earned through decades of being the most demanding non-shithole country in the union to become poorer than they are right now. Because obviously, the EU was to blame for the stagnant state of their country.

Not only I don't want to be british, I wish the british would have never existed

only if I got to be a farmer in some comfy village and had a dad that sent me to a rigorous boarding school

>you will never be a highly educated hillbilly

Farmers don't go to boarding school, they go to state school and do ket

I prefer British slang and most accents but I really wouldn't want to live there long term

>was born in britain in the 90s
>didn't grow up in 1980s britain
so close, lads, so close

>>you will never have mates to get a cheeky pint with
Why even go on living? In 21 years, when I am 40, I will probably off myself if I haven't come up with a way to get British citizenship.

I wish i were irish and part of the IRA.

I wouldn't trade my citizenship for one in Latin America but Latin America may be the place we all end up if the Muslim invasion of Europe and browning of America isn't stopped.

I unironically know that feel despite I like both

>American
>wants to be British
Are you mentally ill, retarded or both? America is better in every single conceivable way (assuming a middle-class lifestyle and job, attained with a sufficiently demanding professional job): better healthcare, a higher wage, more civil liberties (the 1st, 2nd, 4th and 5th amendment), a more varying climate, more wilderness and a general spirit of liberty and self-sufficiency found in no other nation on earth.

Latin America is already brown, mate. What are you talking about?

I could be British (any Canadian between 18-31 or over 36 can move to Britian and live, work, vote, etc) but I prefer Anglo Canada.
We still get the superior Westminster system, language, common law, the Monarchy, the overall culture and history, etc, but we also get things I enjoy like lots of public land, 4 distinct seasons, hunting, etc.

>westminster system
>literal pleb rule with no safeguards against sudden, radical changes in the political zeitgeist
American Constitutionalist Republicanism has you beat.

Chile and Argentina have less African genes and pretty soon will have less American Indian genes. They respect whiteness, I would rather have my descendants bleach the Spaniards and Castizos and breed with other Europeans that will find their way there once the Muslims are a majority than to continue to live in America when it is a black and brown hellhole. Best case scenario Europe wins the war though.

My fiancee will be a doctor when she's in her 30s and I will hopefully be making bank too so we will be upperclass. I will make some money in America then move to Britain more than likely, since that will probably be the only way to get in. If America ever becomes a Commonwealth nation I will join the British military though, so then the wages argument will have merit. I don't care about wages though, I care about a common history, I care about people having respect for their nation (outside of an economic respect) and I care about image. America is trashy and Europe is much classier. Europe's cities are still white and America's are overrun. There is no best case scenario for America besides giving up half the country to the browns, then the whites will have a smaller area than Europe, and they are more mixed than in Europe. Not to mention the architecture that will be given up, which is already inferior to the architecture in Europe.

> Westminster system
Literally the beginning of the ruin of the West alongside Protestantism and Secularism.

Damn, maybe I should move to Canada and then Britain.

Why do you think both Argentina and Chile will have less Amerindian genes? And why do you think its even possible for Europe to become more brown than us?

>If America ever becomes a Commonwealth nation

I don't think your constitution allows it.

Europe is importing Muslims faster than America is importing any non-whites but obviously America has a head start. I think eventually America will be more brown than Chile and Argentina is what I'm saying, from all the mexicans and others moving there, plus the culture will always place browns higher than whites which is the exact opposite in Latin America. That is a last resort though

Really? I thought Trump was thinking about it

> I care about people having respect for their nation (outside of an economic respect) and I care about image.
Bongs aren´t patriotic at all compared to Americans, and their image is that of a nanny-state.
>America is trashy and Europe is much classier.
Move out of hicktown, then.
>Europe's cities are still white and America's are overrun.
You´ve got plenty of 90%+ white cities left in America - you not choosing to live in them is the issue.

>Bongs aren´t patriotic at all compared to Americans, and their image is that of a nanny-state.
America inherently can never be patriotic as the groups are all different, it is an economic country
>Move out of hicktown, then.
The only place people dress nice is like New York City
>You´ve got plenty of 90%+ white cities left in America - you not choosing to live in them is the issue.
I'm all ears.

ITT: burger romanticizes places he has never been to

Memes aside, it is practically impossible for Europe or America to become browner than us, even Chile (which is quite brown, by the way) and Argentina (a little less, but still with a strong Amerindian presence).
And what makes you think that we are not being forced to swallow the nonsense created and financed by your left and your elites, such as feminism, abortion, quotas, muh slavery, gay marriage, muzzies are peaceful, etc.?

America's republic is arguably the worst system in the civilised world. Meanwhile 4 of the top 10 most stable democracies, according to the World Economic Forum, are Westminster systems.
I might be willing to admit that civil law has benefits over common law, but the Westminster parliamentary system is a serious contender for most stable and effective on earth.

I'm a huge Britboo. I hope someday I can visit glorious England.

As stable as Britain being in a blink of electing a commie to become PM, and the Queen can do nothing about it unless she wants to be kicked off.
Don't get me wrong, I despise American system, I agree that is as even more trash than yours, but your system is not based up on Tradition like it was in the Middle Ages Kingdoms and the Catholic Empires before the 18th Century. In fact, you are ruled by ideologies, either classic liberal or socialist.

How does one get citizenship in Canada?

only for Chile or Argentina

No, I actually think that cod is the most delicious fish

I would not trade US citizenship for there, though I probably would for Canada so I could move to the UK

I prefer Luxembourg.

I hope it lives up to your expectations.
>the Queen can do nothing about it unless she wants to be kicked off.
She's more than in her legal right to not accept an election. You can only form a government if the Queen invites you to do so.

Liechtenstein > Luxembourg

Oh yes, and do you think the Queen will risk an constitucional crisis for this?

That depends on entirely her. However, it is a fairly reasonable assumption that she's not going to allow the royal family to lose power.

Liechtenstein is probably the best country in the world right now, but only because the Prince is not a pussy and respects Natural Law as it is.

Thanks, I'm sure it will
are you a law student by any chance?

I'm pretty sure the current Prince's grandson is like 2nd in line to the House of Stuart throne. Imagine if they took back Britain and implemented Liechtenstein's economic policies. The return of the British Empire

Are you of English ancestry? Apparently there are more in Chile than in Argentina

Ok, and what do you think it'll happen if the Queen/King Charles begins not to grant Royal Prerrogatives to the Laws of a Labor Parliament, or even to dismiss the Socialist Prime Minister elected by the majority? How long do you think she would last without the pressure within the Kingdom or the rest of the world falling like a hammer on her with "muh democracy! 11!" "powah to the parliament! 11!" bullshit?

And have to mate with British women? No thanks.

Yes, I have a Law degree.

Respect Natural Law is more importantly than economics, believe me.

I agree, I think Royalists should start a war when the inevitable happens, I will join for sure.

I wish. I know my great-great-grandfather by my mother's side was german. The rest is all hispanic heritage

I couldn't know - note how I haven't given my own opinion on this.

And I don't disagree with you, it would be a massive clusterfuck that may lead to civil war. Though considering how long it has been since the last civil war, a historian could argue that we're due, as a nation is supposed to 'renew' itself every 300 years or so.

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yes, but I am a commonwealth citizen and live here so close enough :^)

>any Canadian between 18-31 or over 36 can move to Britian and live, work, vote, etc
please tell me this is reciprocal

Unfortunately, you would probably become a pathetic Republic like the US, Latin America, or Germany, and throw away the little tradition you still have (though this tradition is merely formal, not the substance of the foundation of the country's political decisions). At best you would become a pathetic Monarchy like the Spanish, in which there is not even a proper crowning, but more of a secular military parade or something.

Possible, however I'm not really inclined to believe either of those outcomes given monarchy has essentially ownership and the worship of the armed forces.

I'd envision the civil war to be close to The Troubles in Northern Ireland, but the military to be much more vicious.

no, I only wish they were under our rule

That is if the Armed Forces remain faithful to the Queen or to a possible King Charles.

Buy and large they do.

That's better then.

I wish I would be different creation of darkness, like, to say, vampire or something.

They're actually far from being that ugly.

Only Scottish, the rest are subhumans

They're grim desu, most of them are fucking vile fat slags and the middle class ones are often just plain.

It actually isn't. The UK has the Youth Movement Program, it uses to be open to anyone from the Commonwealth aged 18-30 but is now just Canada, Aus, and NZ I believe.
Since Canada's constitution was under UK control until 1981 any person born in Canada before then is also eligible to move to the UK.
None of these are reciprocal and they inly work from former colonies to the UK itself, not between one another.
Personally I support freedom of movement between the remaining Commonwealth Dominions.

Easiest for most young Americans is to come as a student, get a job after uni, then if you haven't married a Canadian yet, apply for provincial nomination.
If you work in IT you can move easily to the Maritimes or Newfoundland right now.

i love being italian

by and large

British: no
Australian: yes

Unlike Brits, Australians are laid back and fun. I also despise rainy weather and the cold

Brits are better though

this is some Jap-tier dickriding

How so? Besides, Australians are basically exiled Brits who now live in a land of sunlight and fun. That's probably why they're so chill and the brits are stuck up

HELL NO!

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!