>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch cop muscle ass hard with you twink cock, want be your putita
Be me
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You were on drugs, this never happened.
It was just your trip.
>opiates
>trip
bump
This is a stupid fucking meme
what the fuck kind of reaction image is that, Russia?
ruskie stop god damn
>be me
>be new army recruit
>buy morphine from nigga medic
>put it in your vein
>suddenly, a muscle gunny stops you in the barracks
>son you're out of order, c'mon let's go to the brig
>you're thrown into the brig for being high on morphine
>son you'll be dishounorably discharged but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch gunny muscle ass with your twink cock!
You don't want everyone to know that Romanians push drugs?
i dont want the cops 2 know faggot
They already know.
bump
>this thread again
Keep going I like it
You are a very weird copy pasta shitposter.
I am concerned user
>be me
>be shitposter on American ripoff of japanese imageboard
>see Russian muscle cop thread
>put it in your archive
>suddenly a Russian muscle OP stops you while I shitpost
>blyat! your shitposts are garbage I'm doxing you
>you get doxxed for being a shitty shitposter
>blyat! I'm gonna tell everyone about your mlp fetish but you can avoid it
>how?
>shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of my thread suka blyat!
>be me
>be middle class Indian worker
>buy a porcelain toilet from an underground goa trader
>put it in your home
>suddenly a muscle thugee stops you in the designated shitting street
>Namaste Raj your slacks don't have any poo on them!
>c'mon let's go to the rape temple
>you're taken to the rape temple for pooing in the loo
>Raj you will be gangraped, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my bitch thugee muscle ass with your tiny hindu dhanda!
geg
>be me
>be tourist in Aussie outback
>buy a pint from an aussie pub meister
>skull the bugger like a man
>suddenly a muscle bogan stops you on the way to your table
>oi cunt you ain't from 'round here r ya?
>right-o let's go to the billiards
>you're taken to the backroom billiards for being a dirty foreigner
>oi cunt we're gonna stomp ya good but you can avoid it
>how?
>glass the next bloody lebo that walks through that door with your pooftah schooner!
>be me
>be simple goy citizen
>shitpost all day
>suddenly I hear a voice
>oi vey goy
>i turn around
>it is him, the happy merchant
>tells me i will be gassed like his 6 gorrilion forefathers unless I do something
>allow him to pound my goy bank account with his long jewish taxes
>
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>be me
>be a tourist in Barcelona, Spain
>buy heroin from a Romanian pusher
>put it into your vein
>all of a sudden a muscle cop stops you in the street
>muchacho, you look weird, let's go to the police station
>come on, confess you're on drugs
>the cop arrests you for being on heroin
>muchacho, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>500 euro
>Hand him 500 euro
>He detains me and says "muchaco, you're on drugs and trying to bribe me, you're going in for a long time"
>Then beats my shit in and takes my wallet
I got meme'd on by OP now I'm stuck in barcelona, posting from phone.
>be OP, Russian mlp fetishist
>be a tourist in Canterlot, Equestria
>buy transformation potion from a unicorn
>put it into your vein, become pony
>all of a sudden princess celestia stops you in the street
>my subject, you look weird, let's go to the royal palace
>come on, confess you're actually a person
>Celestia arrests you for being human
>my subject, you'll be punished, but you can avoid it
>how?
>pound my white alicorn muscle ass hard with you human cock, want be your horse putita
>
what the fučík