Well it's august 14 2016 and habbenings aren't habbening

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nytimes.com/aponline/2016/08/14/world/middleeast/ap-ml-syria.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_Column
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wtf Sup Forums BTFO!

niggers just burned a town to the ground

Yellowstone happening was obvious BS, because geoological events are not deterministically predictable, only probabilistically possible.

Nigger happenings have a higher probability p(X|Y) based on the current data points, in reaction to some nigger kid criminal being gunned down.

wtf i hate habbenings now

yeah then wait what will happen after milwaukee because they have to "change" something..
the stones are not about yellowstone but globalization

Keks power overruled Molochs.

Praise him. the Protector of Mankind

Wtf I hate pol now

Give it a bit. I think Kerry is visiting Turkey today.

Today is my birthday.

Its a happening for me.

happy birfday

so just another average day in burgerland, then?

tfw no rio happening

Anyone save a screenshot of the user's predictions about 14 August?

heh, yeah

>Kerry gets assassassassassinated
>We enter WW#

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>implying he wont be put through the buginator

Ain't that America

>Kerry gets swiftboated for real this time

Witnessed. PRAISE KEK!

I'm still hopeful about a habbening

Happy Birthday!
Bon Anniversaire!

Go out and nab Kerry. That might kickstart things

Who gives a fuck about Kerry? What does that repitilian fuck even do besides lose elections for presidency?

Time will tell, user. Time will tell.

Hello!

I have some insider information to you, lads.

It turns out that the numbers on top of your posts are NOT in fact the manifestation of an ancient frog god's will, but is in fact a simple post numbering system.

For example, if a poster posts with Id 54767, then the next poster will receive the Id 54768.

See, sometimes the numbers might end up repeating, which us 'oldfriends' call a GET. Fun fact: 1 in 10 posts has a GET, so that means a thread with 100 replies should have 10 GETs!

If you stick a bunch of monkeys in a room with typewriters they will eventually create Hamlet.

It's really no different from sticking a bunch of anons on an imageboard with GETs and them creating a religion out of post IDs.

Hope you learned something today, friends. Have a nice day!

I am so desperate for habbening

happy birthday user

Go out and make it happen then.

If digits then the habbenings of all habbenings will happen in the next few hours

Desperation does not breed habbenings.

But digits do.
It's still going to happen today.

Feliz Cumpleaños, Leafy amigo

>not habbening
>Milwaukee going full-out race war

GO OUT AND MAKE IT HAPPEN THEN!!!!!!!

Stop abusing that caps lock key or I'll call the cops.

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Soros leaks you retard. It is happening. The greatest happening in moder history you fucking oxymoron.

Happy birthday, brother in Leaf!

You know it. PRAISE KEK!

KEK DEMANDS PRAISE!

"well its 9:00 AM surely nothing can possibly happen with the rest of the day"
>your weak mind and colorless spirit are your self made prison OP.
look at what you said, look at you you are.
you should be as ashamed of yourself as your ancestors are. you are a disappointment to all of us.
>all you do is piss into an ocean of piss. reflect on your garbage identity and grow from the manure that is your personality.

dude all the web sdr recievers in europe are down,,, i am not even kdding

lol no

Happy birthday m8

Any news about the Sixth Column?

>It's 10 am in the EEUU
>HUUURRRRR DURRRRRR IT'S NOT HABBENIN'

Good lord, let the burgers have some cofee, we all know the happening land is in the USA. There's a whole day left.

The 6th column?

16:03 pm in london. If nothing happens 17.00pm don't you ever again mention this fagginess ever again.

DELETE THIS

hapeh burth dey

Git len

Kek will smite this heretic

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Why u have a star??

The day is not done. Most happenings tend to happen in the evening/night

IT'S NOT OVER YET!

Could happen any time.

Looks like no Habbening guys its over.

You get a star for each time you've bought a Sup Forums pass

Ah thanks friendly hook nose.

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>wtf Sup Forums BTFO!
/thread

wow very cool

Actually:

cnn.com/2016/08/14/europe/swiss-train-attack/

cnn.com/2016/08/14/us/milwaukee-violence-police-shooting/

nytimes.com/aponline/2016/08/14/world/middleeast/ap-ml-syria.html

Happenings abound today. This battle for Aleppo is big enough.

>being this new to Sup Forums

Sup Forums is always right except for happenings.

might not be mass extinction event but if at least 100 people died in all that shit, then depopulation occurred no matter how miniscule it was.

6th column to what though? Do you have the link to the thread?

right.

A FUCKING LEAF
Happy birthday.

What did they mean by this

This is what an uninitiated sees.

KEK GRANT ME THE DIGITS

生日快乐

wtf i hate aliens now

alright im gonna be paying attention to digits now more than ever because you trying to deter me

>TFW Nothing is happening

that's typical - not a habpenink

>the Sixth Column

A top secret research facility hidden in the Colorado mountains is the last remaining outpost of the United States Army after its defeat by the PanAsians. The conquerors had absorbed the Soviets after being attacked by them and had then gone on to absorb India as well. The invaders are depicted as ruthless and cruel—for example, they crush an abortive rebellion by killing 150,000 American civilians as punishment. Noting that the invaders have allowed the free practice of religion (the better to pacify their slaves), the Americans set up a church of their own in order to build a resistance movement—the Sixth Column (as opposed to a traitorous fifth column).

The laboratory is in turmoil as the novel begins. All but six of the personnel have died suddenly, due to unknown forces released by an experiment operating within the newly discovered magneto-gravitic or electro-gravitic spectra. The surviving scientists soon learn that they can selectively kill people by releasing the internal pressure of their cell membranes, among other things. Using this discovery, they construct a race-selective weapon which will kill only Asians.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sixth_Column

I'm still waiting.

But we are initiated, aren't we?

Also please tell about the whole drug people cleansing

Still doesn't explain why the GETs are seen in particularly the posts asking for the GET.

there was that train in swizerland

Pleasant Anniversary of Womb Evacuation to you fellow Human being!

It's my birthday too. And Magic Johnson's

Feliz Cumple Justin

Hey I remember this movie from when I was like 7, the dub had all the music replaced with shit like all star. What an experience.

There was a happening.

We don't remember it because we were just transferred to the Bearsteiner universe to avoid it.

still waiting

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This one is better.