>Hi user, welcome back from work *kisses you on forehead*
>Did you have a nice day? *hugs you*
>Me? Oh, I've just been buying some groceries, played a few games with our son Billy and watched some TV.
>Here, I cooked some dinner for you.
>Don't worry, it's still warm!
How do you respond, Sup Forums ?
wonder how i ended up in hospital
>CATHOLIC
I wouldn't marry a Satan worshiper. So I am obviously a kidnap victim.
A scandinavian delicatessen?
No wonder you guys became protestant.
Not really. That's what you serve old people since they can't chew.
In reality :
>slipped your credit card to hit up the mall while you are at work
>one up fiesta with other non working females at the mall
>maybe I should spend a day with my kids
>Nah they can just play video games or watch TV all day
>Panic attack because husband isn't living up to fairy tail standards.
>He is tired after work every day. He must not love me!
>Let's text Chad to see how he is doing.
>Oh no Im too busy fucking to get home and clean/cook.
>Sorry cuk I was tired and didn't feel well so nothing got done today.
>Oh much too tired to cook.
>No energy for sex tonight.
>Thanks for the new $200 shoes I'll wear three times in the next year.
my irish grandmother keeps trying to set me up with local Saoirse Ronan looking qts because she says she wants "nice irish great-grandchildren soon". im kind of unsure how to feel about this senpai
Specify that only Dervla Kirwan looking qts need apply.
I was fired today.
THIS
I'd kill for a glorius red maned maiden, just make sure they're Christian and not Catholic
my girlfriend was fired today do you want to have sex with her and cuck me
Be happy with my life?
um....I guess thanks.
Most Irish people don't have red hair, you dopey septic.
Nice guys be like
With the same words I use every time someone tells me they're a catholic.
That meal is famine tier. Spuds are far too small
Celts have red hair green eyes like germans have blonde hair blue eyes
The Irish with brown/black hair and brown eyes are the black Irish. They're really Spainiards.
boy i wonder who is behind this post
who are you and why are you being nice to me
I'll just leave this here for the protty dog echo chamber
You need to learn to cook better. Let's go out and pick up a cook book. We will make something actually nutritious for billy. It's good that you are trying.
The bible proves the papacy.
this
Every time you read a thread on this neo-/r9k/ hugbox that's about 'traditional' wives or 'Catholic' wives, understand what it's really code for - VIRGIN wives.
And the reason posters on here want virgin wives is because they're virgins themselves and can't handle the prospect of pulling a normal woman and the embarrassment of her asking "But honey, you're 26 - how can you not know how to unclasp a bra?"
That's basically what it's about: a deficit of sexual experience, rather than anything else.
what a fucking retard.
so according to that idiot, theres only 100 muslims in the world
If my wife put that in front of me I would give her a swift kick up the jacksie and send her back to her mother.
Eat it anyway because it was made with love and that will be reflected in the taste
Beat that bitch like the stupid cunt she is.
he's talking about people, not degenerate subhumans.
>thanks honey, I'll prep the bull real fine today.
>Muh dik
I have had several partners, and still I wouldn't settle down with anything less than a virgin woman.
Stupid Anglo cuck.
When the crusades start again you protestants will be kill too
>i have no clue on irish history
kek the spanish armada was shipwrecked of the northern tip of Ireland IE Ulster and stuff, my entire family is from Galway and Mayo, brownhair/ green eyes here. so youre wrong bud
>implying muslims understand Catholicism.
Next time finish reading the whole quote befofe shitposting lutheran
Went on holiday to Poland and made out with a married 22yr old catholic. Going back next year after chatting to her ever since I got back. She's more excited than me.
Your catholic wife idea is a myth. Enjoy marrying someone who will always yearn to know stranger dick after spending her youth repressing her emotions and biology.
according to his own cucked religion, we are all equal under god.
so he is both retarded and a cuck.
>a virgin woman
Good luck with that in Germany, Hans.
they probably understand it better than you do.
its 2000 year old homosexual Bolshevism
>Pope Poz 1
>crusade
Lol, go suck some shitskin toes papist
The papacy is completely unbiblical
You're only Catholic because you were raised Catholic
That's beta male relationship with former club going slut.
Both of them are pieces of shit.
I fail to see the problem
>Americans listing their ancestors to the nth generation, including accounts of hair and eye colour
When will it end? I actually could barely even tell you my grandparents' eye colour. Who gives a blue fuck about this shit at all?
>have a loving wife at home who took care of the children and household all day and prepared you food and gave you warmth and affection the moment you walked in through the door
Don't fucking lie, 99% of all men want that.
I'll do it
the word "church" is only mentioned once
the pope is never mentioned
in fact, jesus specifically says that no man can perform the miracles that god can, such as absolving you of sin
all churches are unbiblical
Why bolshevism? It most closely resembles and historically endorses monarchies.
Matthew 16:18-19
18 And I tell you that you are Peter,[a] and on this rock I will build my church, and the gates of Hades[b] will not overcome it. 19 I will give you the keys of the kingdom of heaven; whatever you bind on earth will be[c] bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be[d] loosed in heaven.”
Jesus clearly made St. Peter the first pope. Obviously I am preaching to the choir seeing as Protestants take it upon themselves to cut complete chunks of the bible out when it suits them.
you are an anti-intellectual and willfully ignore the history of your faith. hopefully you will conduct some actual research on the subject one day
This too is heresy
Christianity is an evil.
>Jesus said no man can absolve sin
Except that he explicitly gave men that power
>never mentions the pope
Except he did make peter the leader of his movement, which he mentions many many times, which is now called the church
>taking your anglo/celtic heritage for granted.
Do you know how hard it is to find pure Irish girls in America?
>"I'm 1/4 Irish, 1/2 Italian, 1/4 german, 1/12 CherokeeHUEHUEHUEHE"
I would give anything to have your opportunity.
Don't squander this.
No this is the reality. This is no fedorism
The entire substance of the priesthood and of the whole of Christianity is, I am firmly convinced, an erotic union of men (Männerbund) for the erection and maintenance of this 2000-year old Bolshevism. I reach that conclusion because I know very well the history of Christianity in Rome. I am of the conviction that the Roman emperors, who eradicated (ausrotteten) the first Christians, did exactly the same thing that we are doing with the communists. These Christians were then the worst yeast which the great city contained, the worst Jewish people, the worst Bolsheviks that there were.
The Bolshevism of that time had now the power to become great on the carcass of the dying Rome. The priesthood of the Christian church which later subjugated the Aryan church in unending conflicts goes on, since the 4th or 5th Century, to long for the celibacy of priests. It relies on Paul and the very first apostles who derogate the woman as something sinful and permit or recommend marriage as merely a legal way out of prostitution – that is in the Bible – and derogate the procreation of children as a necessary evil. This priesthood continues along in this way for several centuries until in 1139 the celibacy of priests is fully implemented.
I was raised Catholic and converted after study
Acts 10:26
But Peter took him up, saying, Stand up; I myself also am a man.
Bitch you need some cooking lessons.
Why does your breath smell like Chad's dick?
irish arent white, so who cares.
I would thank my wife for making such an exciting dinner
>tfw no ascetic lifestyle to further my spiritual being as I also improve my physical and mental being
What's with the star on your post?
t. nigger
hes a jew
>Except that he explicitly gave men that power
wew
>Except he did make peter the leader of his movement, which he mentions many many times, which is now called the church
He was and is the leader of his church, not Peter.
Catholics are a meme you should convert to a real religion like Methodist
Projecting this hard
irish are niggers.
look at the history of everything the irish ever accomplished... itll be a quick look, since they havent done anything other than crime and starvation. they are niggers.
the napped headed ones even have negroid skulls.
>eradicated (ausrotteten)
Putting German words in brackets after perfectly servicable English translations makes you look like a cunt, mate, sorry.
t. nigger
>How do you respond, Sup Forums ?
Hold my breath and wake up.
>Do you know how hard it is to find pure Irish girls in America?
>Go to Eire on Working Holiday Visa
>Get swamped by Irish qt due to accent/image of Murican confidence
>Pick one you like (redheads best)
>Bring her back to Murica, whichever one you pick will literally suck your dick for the opportunity because job situation in Ireland is shite and Irish have been raising their kids to want to go abroad for a couple of generations now
>Have her apply for visa in USA
>+1 Pure Irish Grill in Murica
Simple.
tears of joy
>wew
Not an argument. Clearly thats a concession that I'm correct
>He is leader
Yes christ is the leader. But He is also the King of the Universe and clearly saw fit for the movement to have an earthly representative.
Arminians are heretics
>job situation in ireland is shite
HAH
Why do I have such a small portion?
What i dont onderstand about west is that in here you guys dont beat girl.
Girls like to be under you. You must be boss of your girl. If she is being hore slap her.
This is why the holland girl like Albanian & turkish so much. They feel under the man, the man is a real man.
Im 3/4 German 1/4 memoniee
>Not an argument. Clearly thats a concession that I'm correct
It's a concession you're retarded
>earthly representative.
All belivers are his representatives, all believers are priests.
i wasnt the one who translated it.
potato nigger.
go starve somewhere else, you drunken criminal.
fucking beta male
here she would be beaten for behavior like that
anywhere BUT Zagreb tho
Zagreb is a mini sweden
M8 I've been married for 7 years and I can't undo a bra without making a tit of myself, I don't think it's a necessarily virgin trait.
Remove kebab
t. nigger
This.
Baffles me when I hear a citizen of the world's only superpower bewail their lot in life, particularly when it comes to women. I'm English, and went to Russia in early adulthood, to enjoy some of the things you mention. And it's not even just about getting desperate women who want passports - even in supposed "shitholes" these are not quite so common as you'd think, and are largely the worst sort of women who you'd best avoid anyway - it's mostly about building your own confidence. Being a foreigner won't make you instant Chad, but it DOES give you a valuable "foot in the door", so to speak. You can play off your national stereotype for a while, before getting them used to your actual character. And you feel a bit more special, even though you're not really, so it puffs you up a bit. Any young man who doesn't use his twenties to work abroad is wasting his life.
Im still waiting for you to tell me in what poorly translated bible you read that the apostles were not given the power to forgive sins.
Also denying the fact that peter was explicitly made the rock of the church and given its keys is a denial of Christs will. I understand youre trying to be a Godhippy right now but youre denying your own holy text and acting like a faggot desu
Why do you know what chads dick smells like?
I have a traditional Catholic wife that meets or exceeds /pol's dreams.
Unfortunately she's fat and ugly but I do love her, I'm just dying for some young, hot pussy.
But I can't break my vows, so I guess it's porn
that monks face looks like putin and the guard looks like nigel with a wig
literally subhuman
...
thats what happens when you don't read the chapters about cooking in the bible
...
Further propagating my hatred for Albanians. Bravo
Good one, friendo :^)
I would genuinely marry a woman of any other religion than a left footer.
Never change, Sup Forums. You're a magical place.
are you fucking retarded? wait youre half moor, of course you are, i said I HAVE brownhair greeneye. kill yourself spaniard, the most IRRELEVENT COUNTRY in the world
The age old question;
>a hot wife who uses you as a walking atm
>a fat wife who actually cares about you
will man every find the answer?
>Im still waiting for you to tell me in what poorly translated bible you read that the apostles were not given the power to forgive sins.
The Greek one
>Also denying the fact that peter was explicitly made the rock of the church and given its keys is a denial of Christs will.
Lmao, read the church fathers. The identity of the rock was HEAVILY disputed in the early church.
Peter is the rock in that he builds the church by being the first to evangelize, the keys are symbolic of Peter unlocking the Kingdom to the gentiles by being first to preach to them
t. nigger
There's potential in that roast.
Give her some helpful pointers on how to improve her roast, show her to cook yorkshire puddings, teach her to make 10/10 mash potatoes, introduce a wider array of vegetables, blow her mind with stuffing recipes, homemade roasties (or at least Auntie Bessie's)