Jeb Bush's Son Endorses Trump

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Low energy politician,
Low energy parent.

Not surprised.

I actually feel bad for Jeb at this point, an autistic man was expected to bear the burden of a political dynasty. He was publicly humiliated and now his son has forsaken him. Yeah he's well off and everything but this has got to hurt the man.

ALL JEBHEADS GET IN HERE

ITS A GUACMAN THREAD!

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When is Jeb finally gonna pull the trigger?

oh my god his fucking hamster cheeks, his face is just so punchable

What a burden overachieving parents put on their just average kids.

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Jeb's entire platform was his last name. It's pitiful, really.

I went to the Ft Lauderdale rally last Wednesday and everyone applauded Huckabee and Rubio, but when Trump mentioned Jeb!, everyone booed and laughed.

So sad LOL.

IN RESTLESS DREAMS I WALKED ALONE

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I HURT MYSELF TODAY

I'm surprised they still let him have shoelaces and a belt. What is he even doing these days anyway?

I'VE HAD ENOUGH DONALD

We have someone like that in Canada.

Oh but he's really hot or something

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I still can't understand how this guy is related to GWB.

>in a hurry to get to work
>order a donut and a coffee at the drive-thru
>"sir, please pull off into a parking space"
>what? i'm in a hurry. fuck it, maybe they'll be quick.
>5 minutes pass, starting to get pissed off
>suddenly see someone walking towards my car
>it's fucking jeb bush, he was waiting for the camera man to get into position to give me my donuts
>waddles up to my car, "hey its me jeb bush. i'd be honored to have your vo-"
>i snatch the bag and tell him to fuck off
>"b-but every vote coun-"
>i drive off
>mfw my donuts and coffee were cold
>mfw he put a fucking toy turtle in my bag

>"Hey Jeb, great to see you here connecting with the voters, I think I like your political platform. OK, I'll have a large pepperoni with olives."
>"Wh-what?"
>"A large pepperoni with olives. Pizza. Weren't you listening?"
>"Y-yes I always listen to the great people of New Hampshire, but this is a Dunkin--"
>"And I want pizza. Don't you care about what the people want? A natural leader should be able to take care of this."
>"OK... OK I'll go tell the Dunkin Donuts to make you a pizza."
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>"T-they looked at me really confused and said they couldn't make you a pizza, I'm sorry."
>"Well the American people aren't interested in hearing what their politicians can't do. I ask for one simple thing and you can't even get it done? How can you lead a country like this? How can you expect to get my vote when any dumb pizza delivery guy could have already solved this problem? I bet even Donald Trump would be able--"
>"N-NO! Don't vote for Trump. Just... just wait, I'll go get a pizza for you and then you'll vote for me right? Stay right there!"
>Jeb runs off at full speed toward the nearest pizza place, tripping over his dress shoes
>Drive off once he's out of sight

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dubya was an alpha

truth

He did some stupid stuff but nailed it when it comes to patriotism

his daughter

that person next to him looks like a fucking cartoon character

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please wake me uuuuuupppp

and son.

Cautionary tale: don't breed with trolls

>yfw yeb married the first 4ft no-english troll who would fuck his millionairre ass

I miss him.

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i want to hate jeb. but i cant, i just pity him

poor lil cuck jeb

a little too spicky but could be worse

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I kinda like Jeb. He seems like a nice guy who got into a situation in which he was way over his head. I hope he retires to have a nice quiet life.