Lapidot

Give me one good reason you don't ship this, Sup Forums.

Roommates is not the type of relationships the word "ship" refers to.

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>implying it won't evolve into something more

Because stevens gonna stick his dick in that sexy green gem.

Because Amedot is better.

it's the popular lesbian pairing of the show that arised during the show's air and was previously a crackship, now has multiple hints/ship fuel that tumblr likes to make gif sets of

it's like bubbline and the only reason I slightly dislike is its popularity. but it's objectively the best ship

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>Because stevens gonna stick his dick in that sexy blue gem.

FTFY

3way?

Peridot is becoming a bit too cute.

because I want Lapis for myself

she was unbelievably cute in Beta

It's not a ship if it's official

I don't want Peri to get locked in a dungeon and raped continuously for months.

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>tfw Lapidotfag from the beginning

I always believed.

I thought this green thing was female?

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>gems
>having a gender

disgusting mammalian reproduction

Amen, brother!

Because they would both look better with a cream filling.

They are rocks.

Sexy rocks. In love.

what? they don't have gender? but they're humanoid
do they have genitals?

>Give me one good reason you don't ship this, Sup Forums.

But I do.

They're monogender aliens that reproduce without sex. They all use female pronouns and have female voice actors.

They're female for all intents and purposes.

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Because that scene between Peridot and Amethyst would've been for nothing...

I'm a filthy crack shipper

Their "real" form is just the rocks and they can shapeshift to some extent. So they really just look like shiny rocks. But they don't use sex to reproduce they're grown and shit.

It doesn't really make any fucking sense like 99.9% of anything with aliens in it.

It's the best ship of all, FRIENDSHIP!

Relationship without a dick is a worthless one.

-Sun Tzu, Academy of War

Moar

Obviously Lapis uses a water dildo and/or Peri controls some metal toys to thrust into her bitch Lapis, jesus christ think you faggot.

I like Peridot, but I don't like Lapis.

A mere distraction never wins a war completely.

-Sun Tzu, Academy of War

yfw their fusion will be Aquamarine

but now Jasp is gone, so there is none.

this qualifies as good character design to who exactly?

I don't want lapis to be happy.

Jesus that Amethyst Steven fusion is hideous

Lapis is like thousands of years older than her, and Peridot even acts like a child. It makes me think of dating that little kid who tagged along with your group as a teenager.

First for smokey quartz a shit

steven and amethyst are both gross looking, so it would stand to reason.

What did Rose do to Pink Diamond? Sup Forums? [/spoiler}

Smokey quartz was not what I was expecting...but I loved it. Them yoyo tricks.

Pressed E and deflected her corruption song back at her, turning her into a lion.

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The way it fights is cool. It looks fucking ugly though

>mfw they fused
>mfw they fused into...that.

I hope thats just the result of an unproper fusion, that is just atrocious.

It's starting to grow on me, but I still favor Amedot.

Man Stevonnie I get but seeing a obese hermaphrodite in short shorts strike ballerina poses and make shitty puns was cringeworthy

It was like they modeled it after Tumblr.

this meme is so tired.

>Mfw

Noob genji's to my bastion

Josuke?

Right? I like the show and I'm down for space rock lesbians and Stevonnie the "experience" but you get what's basically a brother and sister fusi--

Guys.

GUYS.

Smoky's fucked up because she's an incest baby!

Lapis is mine. (I do like this relationship, though)

I actually cant

While I wouldn´t be either surprised nor angry if these two ended up as a couple, I admit that keeping them friends is good enough for me.

>other peridots
>not laughing at our peridot walking around naked without her limb enhancers

No like them as bros for life, I mean sises 4 life.
Realtionship stuff will make it more convoluted, vs how loose and nonchalant they get to be as close friends after all the stress they delt with

Because 2 characters can hang around together and not be lovers, or do you wanna repeat of the Legend of Korra?

Because relationship drama always ruins any show I watch

>Danny Phantom
>Legend of Korra
>Dexter

Because they're friends and every romantic relationship on this show is obsessive and unhealthy

the thumbnail makes that bowtie look like a ballgag lol.

crap ships wohoooo
> not being a deweyXpearl shipper

Why? I'm fine with it as long as there's a Lapis/Peridot/Steven threeway.

>Unironically playing as Bastion

Post yfw it turns out the grays created the gems which is why Peridot has a subconscious love for them

Because I find shipping in general to be a cancer in the psyche of any television viewer and individuals who partake in it should be checked out by a psychiatrist and//or life coach.

also has a point.

God, why do I find Sandersonia the hottest One Piece character of all time?

Is it because she's literally the only one without sameface/body?

Maybe you want to fuck elementary school kids?

Since pic related was roughly the extent of Korrasami as shown in the show, post-finale staff BS be damned... no.

Forgot pic, pun not intended.

Not only that I feel like it was kind of a waste. Steven fusing with a gem should be finale material or something.

Nah, I don't really post on Sup Forums.

Full grown her is hot, and the fight with Luffy was great.

Anyone have that image of Lapis sniffing the bowtie?

Can you imagine if the big pay off of the season finale was the fucking hideous abomination that is Smoky Quartz? Better they squeeze that turd off here

I'm not really into shipping desu

Only when they feel like it.

This

Good point.

You know, I've grown to appreciate how weird most gems look. I like strange

but smokey is just gross.

Because Peridot is a weakling.

Amedot

>every romantic relationship on this show is obsessive and unhealthy
At least that's the way fans like to think of every relationship.

Fuck lapis is cute in this

we really need a not-shit version of this now that we got proper quality

I really thought they were about to fuse, until amythest

Sex would be angry, but not near angry enough.

>Reproduce without having sex
>Lack any reproductive organs
>But...
>They all use female pronouns and have female voice actors.
>"They're female for all intents and purposes."
That's not how it works...

We're basically at the end of the season by now though.

Because they're better as wacky roommates than lovers.

You mean Woolie's cameo wasn't the Stephen/Amethyst fusion?

Freshpy baked

No, user. Every relationship has to be a ship. Every. Single. One.

Steven and Amethyst is the canon and best pairing now though.

A webm or gif would be lovely.