Why haven't you bought one yet?

Why haven't you bought one yet?

I thought it was impossible for there to be something uglier than Pop figures, but here we are.

They don't have one of khamala or rocket or groot

Is this Wailord's Alola form?

I don't know what that is but I'm certain I don't have room for it

What are you talking about? They have Rocket and Groot.

Because Tsum Tsums are even dumber than Funko Pops?

...

But they are much cuter.

Explain this blobby captain america plush to me. What's the gimmick?

Devil Dinosaur isn't out yet.

>What's the gimmick?

It's a blobby Captain America plush.

It's a Disney line of plush from several licenses.
They all look like weird capsules with tiny feet.

this

I didn't notice the feet until you said something. It would look better without them for sure.

Huh. From the commercials I thought they were plastic.

There are plastic ones too

Because I don't buy merchandise

Waiting for the expansion pack

The point of them is stacking, the feet are required.

i think its adorable an i might buy one

What is this a thing? What is this, even? I remember seeing one in some art with Hawkeye and Ant-Man, but though it was some chibi or something. It's the western analogue of Nendoroids?

Put yourself together, USA.
t. some random europoor

No Gwenpool tsun tsun, no buy.

I have a medium sized Dolan that hangs out and serves as a pillow

>western
nigga theyre from japan. its always japan.

Should've known.
Thanks, user. Now everything makes some sense, at least.

They're like puchimas
but shitty

>dat Figaro

You can stack them into pyramids

There isn't a Carnage one yet

Because the entirety of media is incestuous.

We have a comic book series, turned into a movie, turned into a merchandising factory. We have hundreds of symbiotic and parasitic "news articles," youtube videos, toys, shirts, video games, commercial tie-ins, celebrity tweets (made by their agents) and so on that build up the PRODUCT, sustain it, and then feed off each other until the next PRODUCT.

It's not Dark Knight Rises, it's Avengers. It's not Avengers, it's Guardians of the Galaxy. It's not Guardians of the Galaxy, it's Star Wars. It's not Star Wars, it's X-Men. It's not X-Men, it's Avengers: Age of Ultron. It's not Avengers: Age of Ultron, it's Captain America Civil War. It's not Civil War, it's Batman VS Superman. It's not BvS, it's Ghostbusters. It's not Ghostbusters, it's Suicide Squad.

Fucking hype culture is going to be the death of me.

I'd buy a Deadpool or Gwenpool maybe
maybe Black Widow or Hawkeye too
Depends really, how big are these things?
do they have X-Men?

yeah, everyone tries to sell you stuff, money makes the world go round, everyone knows, that's how it works
do you want to buy a fucking cute superhero blob or not?

Because I already have one. And the medium sized one. And the small one.

I bought the Ant-Man one.

You must be real fun at parties.

All you can do is embrace this shit in all its inherent absurdity, user. Or you can just kill yourself. Remember the end of The Stranger.

cuz its gay

Just which board do you think you're on.

there's good gay and bad gay, user.

They look dumb.
Would rather have a real plushie.

Might get one if they make Kamala, but probably not.

I don't even like Captain Marvel, but every time I see the Captain Marvel one I want it even more.

If these actually get made then I would be hype as fuck. The human ones weird me out, but I would buy Cosmo, Howard, and Devil in a heartbeat.

Carol Marvel sucks but she has a great design.

>how big are these things?
They come in three sizes. Tiny, normal, and fuckhuge.