THE DEFENDERS TRAILER

Why is no one talking about the television event of the decade?

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I'll watch it if punished shane is in it.

he is

sigourney weaver from Alien to this TV trash

The MCU is a highly prestigious sandbox for an actor to be playing in nowadays user. I have it on good authority that Samuel L Jackson was in Agents of SHIELD.

>no luke and fist bonding

>Iron fist hits a black woman in the stomac
>that corridor fighting scene
>no diversity/cgi-man(after all, it's NY)

>People actually watch capeshit TV shows

>people
>not 15-21 year old kids

A semi-intelligent person couldn't stomach this shit.

but it's not TV, it's Netflix

>capeshit on Netflix

Im not 12 years old anymore

>we're not so different

How did she go from trash to trash? Really activates the almonds!

Aug 18 is just around the corner. Nice.

The best way to approach cape shit is to not give a fuck and forget it entirely exists that way it can't disappoint you and the reddit quips are extra cringe inducing.

Really not feeling the hype for this. I really liked Daredevil and Jessica Jones, and I'm looking forward for more of Based Frank. But Iron Fist and Luke Cage were fucking trash

Luke cage was aight until cottonmouth's death

What's wrong with it being a tv show? It looks better than the films.

>daredevil is a cool unique character with an interesting backstory and a useful set of special skills that he uses to fight crime

>the other three are just randos who punch people really hard and don't even bother to wear costumes

this is gonna be shit

It's severely stupid that they don't give Iron Fist a mask so that a real martial artist can do the fight scenes

Woah user that must mean you're all intelligent and stuff and this is below you.

ha ha faggot

>aight
Found the Negroid.

Because they fucking nailed the source material.

They almost certainly will in season two.

But a lot of people are talking about Twin Peaks: The Return user

>The Defenders
>Not The Punisher

The clip, which is not being released, is perhaps the most graphic of Marvel's Netflix shows to date.

The teaser starts with a flashback to Frank Castle (Bernthal) and his daughter playing guitar before shifting into new footage of the character in his Punisher persona. First, Frank chases two baddies before gunning them down andr unning them over with his van in rural Alabama. Next, the scene shifts to Juarez, Mexico, where a cartel member is getting intimate with a woman when Punisher snipes him from across the border in El Paso, Texas. It's this shot that's rather graphic, as viewers see the man get shot in the head with blood splattering all over the wall behind him. Finally, the scene shifts to Chicago, where Frank kicks in an airport bathroom stall, choking the man inside. Begging for his life, the man tells him it won't bring his family back, bringing the clip to its end.

>He's not hip to modern slang
Found the loser

I can't wait

>He's not hip to modern slang
I can tell you have your finger on the pulse of modernity user. How humiliating for you.

Enjoy your soap opera tier teen drama superhero series just don't think you actually have taste when it comes to video media you cocksuckig jew.

>cocksuckig

Was this symbolism?

ONE BATCH

wait wtf didn't stick die in DD?

marvel ruined it again. they turned a semi-decent bunch of tv series into a marvel quip-fest. what is wrong with them. fuck you marvelfags for encouraging this behavior.

>ironically, the martial artist has jobbed the most fights and is the LEAST effective in melee combat

>cage has str on par with JJ but also cannot be harmed

lol i dont know what the hell you were expecting, but this is exactly what i was expecting. these characters are shit

What's the release date?

NO PUNISHER FOOTAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

august 18th. Earlier than I thought honestly.

>implying punisher would work with those cucks

>soap opera tier teen drama

user, you know not of what you speak.

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jon bernthal is a terrible actor that is just playing shane again

Not him but you obviously haven't seen it, fag. Go back to watching the failing walking dead.

nice try shane

One batch

two batch

*scratches head*

m'ask you somethin' Red

Do you think those scenes are teen drama tier user?

teen drama? no. manchild drama? yes

>We're not so different

I can't remember. Everything around Stick and the ninjas is completely forgettable. I wish I was kidding. I sincerely can not remember jack shit about Season 2 besides a few Punisher scenes.

from what i remember he gets kidnapped by the stupid ninjas and tie him to a chair then he dies

>DD only one in costume
>tired dialogue that doesn't mean anything
>trying to show us the stakes that New York is doomed in a universe where the Avengers exists

Yep they're mistake is not keeping it street level. You don't even have a good villain to look forward to.

Dr Strange lives literally a few blocks away

Any tension in this is nonsense

Nope, they torture him and Daredevil saves him. Stick is there at Elektras funeral

Iron Fist was trash but Luke Cage was really good.

>You don't even have a good villain to look forward to.

Sigourney Weaver, not good. user that sentence makes zero sense.

Since it's only 8 episodes long, I'll probably watch it.

Glad we can agree that you are well and truly BTFO.

What does Doctor Strange have to do with anything? The sorcerers didn't give a shit about aliens invading, you think they're going to intervene to stop some Earthquakes levelling a city?

The rest didn't because Ancient One was a cunt

Strange will intervene

>what does a canon member of The Defenders have to do with The Defenders?

oh shit she's drinking a fucking BEER
LMAO

i want to have faith in this show but considering Netflix has a ''no potty mouth'' rule we wont see this glorious bastard

Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York around this point, fighting street crime
i really look forward to what bullshit excuse they are gonna use to exclude him

Because it looks like shit.

Bruh she is very edgy alcoholic detective she drink whiskey so edgy

Who could even actually play Barracuda? The size of the man, the charisma and the wit. That's a tall order.

No, he will sit and watch with a neverending beer.

>Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York It's pretty simple. How would he know what was going on or why?

>Fucking Spider-man is swinging around New York

It's pretty simple. How would he know what was going on or why?

>So we're some sought of.... Marvel's The Defenders ™

I'd be surprised if the actual stakes were the continued existence of the city. I'm thinking more of an underworld control of the city à la Wilson Fisk.

No, the City is going to crumble if they lose.

>more capeshit crossover teamwork stuff

MTVU motherfucka

>Iron fist punches middle-aged black business woman in the stomach

Truly kino

HYPE

Seems a bit over kill for a rando henchman

kek i saw that and had to rewind it to make sure I saw what I saw.

It's an LMD. He could probably pull your arms and legs off.

are you fucking kidding me? Why do I even bother

>but considering Netflix has a ''no potty mouth'' rule
No it doesn't.

This

The Crown had people calling each other cunts

Because the 'television event of the decade' is already happening.

S C H L O C K E D

>Sigourney Weaver

What is her role?

this looks as bad as the cw shows who the fuck watches this

>One girl with super strength
>One dude with super strength and is almost completely invincible
>A dude who can holes through people if he wanted
>And a blind guy who's good at fighting

Is DD gonna job hard?

what are you talking about? something like this comes out once a month these days

Terry Crews obviously

If you're over the age of 18 and watch manchild superhero shit, consider suicide.

Considered it, decided to stay alive just to trigger autists like you

TWO BATCH

>main heroine is a coalburner

BRAVO
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Nope he cuts the head of Nobu at the end of the big fight scene on the rooftop

pretentious faggot. what do u all day watch twin peaks and the young pope and smoke cock?

His fav band is The Cocksmoking Popes

>unironically saying this on an image board created by a 15 year old in love with anime
Maybe Reddit is more your mature taste, user

>we're not so different, you and I
>Cage and Danny still with no costume
>Cage doesn't even get a fucking yellow shirt
>A FUCKING YELLOW SHIRT
>Jessica just being a cunt as usual
>BOARD ROOMS

Maybe I'm not that hype because my excitement for this project died more with each new show, but oh well.
It'll prolly be thight and fun, because this is just 8 episodes so there's no room for filler.

Luke Cage can fucking solo everything.
The only place where DD has an edge over the others is in a courtroom.