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Edition: The Turkish gf

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ah yes

lads

Why can't I get a GF? I talk about the alt-right and how young people are so cucked thesedays but girls never seem to get back to me for a second date.

Dumb roasties are probably all fucking chad

gay's

they're getting rid of the container stores
they're finally building actual buildings, it's honestly looking like a proper, half-finished city these days

why were you in post-quake Christchurch?

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reckon when the lad who invented the quote "release me from this mortal coil" first penned it he actually made a typo and meant toil instead of coil

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there's no fate that can't be surmounted by scorn la

give me the mehmet booty

I'm in dire need of some cock

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The fact minorities are living in the U.K. right now literally has me seething with rage.

Just work from home then lol

>buying a thermal top when there’s only one month left of winter

What’s the fucking point, you’ve already survived up to this point

can we get some bumps lads

Yeah I left just after the November quake in 2016 in Kaikoura

They should keep the containers imo. I do like the plans they have for the city tho, especially between the city and linwood

Imagine literally waking up every morning and seeing your skin is the colour of poo

There is no true "freedom" ever kid, freedom is an illusion. Owning your own business makes you a slave to the business. Managing a business makes you a slave to shareholders. Being an engineer makes you a slave to upper management. What no one can take from you is your mind or your soul, no one owns that, only you. Success isn't measured by whether you are the strongest, it's measured by the content of your character. Success isn't measured by how many times you get knocked down but how many punches you can take and keep getting back up. Nothing in life is guaranteed and tomorrow isn't either! Good luck kis

>human rights
a dogwhistle for letting third world brown people into your country

just had me fish and me rice cake

Do you need to be 8/10+ to get a gf or is /fit/ wrong?

done my shoulder in doing incline db bench lads

you mongoloid

fatty

any trains man in

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there you go lad

means I'll get absolutely maximum thermal insulation when next winter starts, right from day 0 of next winter

Just had a sarbeni lads

truly astounding how many calories man can fit in one meal

(for the unacquinted, a serbeni is a kebab with the flatbread replaced with a pepperoni pizza)

any east kilbride man in? scotland's milton keynes

lmao, what weight?

>ellaapowerrr likes blacks

Of course, it’s always the same story ffs

lol completely forgot i owned a thermal top until i saw this post

feel like an absolute mug for complaingin about the cold for so long now

Soz I'm a mong. I was there because I was in the south island and needed monies

I just want them to demolish the abandoned tower blocks that are covered in graffiti, there are buildings that haven't been touched since 2011 except by vandals

shut the fuck up

bender

did mine in doing db flyes about two years ago, it's still fucked

Toil on the morrow lads

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my uncle was trains man

32s

blocked the toilet in work haha

Sup Forums is broken 90% of the time for irish posters

am honestly going to stop posting lads, it's been like this for weeks not getting fixed, some cloudflare bollocks only affecting us

isnt it just lahmagin with cheese

>wake up
>remember taigs, pakis and niggers exist
Want to go back to bed desu but I promised my gf I’d cheer up.

Not East Kilbride but had placements in Hairmyres before

Think EK is significantly worse than MK - MK's boring but I don't think it's a shithole

being miserable is easy
being happy is harder and much cooler

roling for betuful turkish godes

with your poo?

Need me a French gf with IBS to let me smell her rancid farts.

Cheers, lad. I'm going to miss you.

dont say that

feels like i just pulled it anyway, just no upper body for a few weeks (ie no lifting at all because doing legs is for fedoras)

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off self

were you way out of your usual weight just to see if you could do one or is it your usual weight?

it was a terribly fine log

lost all my money on football bets again
can't afford to eat, will have to scrounge in bins again

uni toil is bearable on tues-thurs

on mon-wed-fri it's absolutely unbearable

You could see it as a blessing

>porter pretending to be a doctor
lmao

i know. livingston is scotland MK

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we're sgt pepper's lonely farts club band

no lmao 32s are practically baby weight which is why it feels so embarrassing

Finally the taigs are fucking off.
Good riddance.

>but I don't think it's a shithole
He's never been to Conniburrow

lads lads lads
Im so utterly fucked
my group presentation is tomorrow and I haven't been able to contact anyone in my group or see them in lectures

>dieting
>all I want to do is stuff my face with biscuits

why is life so hard

dunno then, the kebab place round here just makes a pizza, covers it in donner and veg, coats it in chilli sauce then rolls it up into a convenient to eat drunken gutbuster

My ancestors are smiling at me, degenerate. Can you say the same?

What?

Haha whoops I thought it was kilos lmao lad

any pornstars with glasses and short hair

>nominally straight
>all i want to do is stuff my arse with cocks

why is life so hard

they're all dead lol they cant smile at anything

Just made a post to reddit

How the fuck are 32s baby weight lmao?

>biscuits
They’re called cookies in first world countries.

medical student

yeah

gf took a sip of my piss bottle and now she "wants to talk"..

Some of the chch graffiti is cool tho

In a house share with a miserable 50 year old bloke from Scotland. Not exactly the Friends type group of flatmates I'd been hoping for when I moved to London

Ring Ring

fuck

>farts

Yeah I'll help you out with those urges

I think it's pounds lad, 7.5 kilos

deadlifted 170kg for 3 reps without hurting myself

>mfw that's a combined total 10kg higher than eddie halls record

whats new pussycat

Who else has a criminal conviction for hate crimes?

asymmetrical face
dropped

lend us a bob m8

They refer to two completely separate foodstuffs

The only white people in London now are Scottish expats

But I'm white too. I'm an English expat in London desu

Been arrested for assault but never for hate crimes

fine then lads
just ignore my post
leave me to suffer

what a boss
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big fan of Scotland myself