Edition: The Turkish gf
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ah yes
lads
Why can't I get a GF? I talk about the alt-right and how young people are so cucked thesedays but girls never seem to get back to me for a second date.
Dumb roasties are probably all fucking chad
gay's
they're getting rid of the container stores
they're finally building actual buildings, it's honestly looking like a proper, half-finished city these days
why were you in post-quake Christchurch?
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reckon when the lad who invented the quote "release me from this mortal coil" first penned it he actually made a typo and meant toil instead of coil
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there's no fate that can't be surmounted by scorn la
give me the mehmet booty
I'm in dire need of some cock
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The fact minorities are living in the U.K. right now literally has me seething with rage.
Just work from home then lol
>buying a thermal top when there’s only one month left of winter
What’s the fucking point, you’ve already survived up to this point
can we get some bumps lads
Yeah I left just after the November quake in 2016 in Kaikoura
They should keep the containers imo. I do like the plans they have for the city tho, especially between the city and linwood
Imagine literally waking up every morning and seeing your skin is the colour of poo
There is no true "freedom" ever kid, freedom is an illusion. Owning your own business makes you a slave to the business. Managing a business makes you a slave to shareholders. Being an engineer makes you a slave to upper management. What no one can take from you is your mind or your soul, no one owns that, only you. Success isn't measured by whether you are the strongest, it's measured by the content of your character. Success isn't measured by how many times you get knocked down but how many punches you can take and keep getting back up. Nothing in life is guaranteed and tomorrow isn't either! Good luck kis
>human rights
a dogwhistle for letting third world brown people into your country
just had me fish and me rice cake
Do you need to be 8/10+ to get a gf or is /fit/ wrong?
done my shoulder in doing incline db bench lads
you mongoloid
fatty
any trains man in
there you go lad
means I'll get absolutely maximum thermal insulation when next winter starts, right from day 0 of next winter
Just had a sarbeni lads
truly astounding how many calories man can fit in one meal
(for the unacquinted, a serbeni is a kebab with the flatbread replaced with a pepperoni pizza)
any east kilbride man in? scotland's milton keynes
lmao, what weight?
>ellaapowerrr likes blacks
Of course, it’s always the same story ffs
lol completely forgot i owned a thermal top until i saw this post
feel like an absolute mug for complaingin about the cold for so long now
Soz I'm a mong. I was there because I was in the south island and needed monies
I just want them to demolish the abandoned tower blocks that are covered in graffiti, there are buildings that haven't been touched since 2011 except by vandals
shut the fuck up
bender
did mine in doing db flyes about two years ago, it's still fucked
Toil on the morrow lads
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my uncle was trains man
32s
blocked the toilet in work haha
Sup Forums is broken 90% of the time for irish posters
am honestly going to stop posting lads, it's been like this for weeks not getting fixed, some cloudflare bollocks only affecting us
isnt it just lahmagin with cheese
>wake up
>remember taigs, pakis and niggers exist
Want to go back to bed desu but I promised my gf I’d cheer up.
Not East Kilbride but had placements in Hairmyres before
Think EK is significantly worse than MK - MK's boring but I don't think it's a shithole
being miserable is easy
being happy is harder and much cooler
roling for betuful turkish godes
with your poo?
Need me a French gf with IBS to let me smell her rancid farts.
Cheers, lad. I'm going to miss you.
dont say that
feels like i just pulled it anyway, just no upper body for a few weeks (ie no lifting at all because doing legs is for fedoras)
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off self
were you way out of your usual weight just to see if you could do one or is it your usual weight?
it was a terribly fine log
lost all my money on football bets again
can't afford to eat, will have to scrounge in bins again
uni toil is bearable on tues-thurs
on mon-wed-fri it's absolutely unbearable
You could see it as a blessing
>porter pretending to be a doctor
lmao
i know. livingston is scotland MK
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we're sgt pepper's lonely farts club band
no lmao 32s are practically baby weight which is why it feels so embarrassing
Finally the taigs are fucking off.
Good riddance.
>but I don't think it's a shithole
He's never been to Conniburrow
lads lads lads
Im so utterly fucked
my group presentation is tomorrow and I haven't been able to contact anyone in my group or see them in lectures
>dieting
>all I want to do is stuff my face with biscuits
why is life so hard
dunno then, the kebab place round here just makes a pizza, covers it in donner and veg, coats it in chilli sauce then rolls it up into a convenient to eat drunken gutbuster
My ancestors are smiling at me, degenerate. Can you say the same?
What?
Haha whoops I thought it was kilos lmao lad
any pornstars with glasses and short hair
>nominally straight
>all i want to do is stuff my arse with cocks
why is life so hard
they're all dead lol they cant smile at anything
Just made a post to reddit
How the fuck are 32s baby weight lmao?
>biscuits
They’re called cookies in first world countries.
medical student
yeah
gf took a sip of my piss bottle and now she "wants to talk"..
Some of the chch graffiti is cool tho
In a house share with a miserable 50 year old bloke from Scotland. Not exactly the Friends type group of flatmates I'd been hoping for when I moved to London
Ring Ring
fuck
>farts
Yeah I'll help you out with those urges
I think it's pounds lad, 7.5 kilos
deadlifted 170kg for 3 reps without hurting myself
>mfw that's a combined total 10kg higher than eddie halls record
whats new pussycat
Who else has a criminal conviction for hate crimes?
asymmetrical face
dropped
lend us a bob m8
They refer to two completely separate foodstuffs
The only white people in London now are Scottish expats
But I'm white too. I'm an English expat in London desu
Been arrested for assault but never for hate crimes
fine then lads
just ignore my post
leave me to suffer
what a boss
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big fan of Scotland myself