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first for the rightful king Stannis The Mannis

The Kingsroad was buried in snowfall. The trees that flanked it bared a similar resemblance. That of a blank mess fueled by the wind, dancing alongside the path until everything turned to white. The silhouettes of armed men crossed one tree line to the other. Their cloaks took form from the wind they strode against. The black figures scrolled through the blanketed wilderness in unison, side by side a meter apart.
“We need a fire.”
This was unanimous. The men made quick work of the thinner trees surrounding them, cutting to the dryness within and piling the capable stakes for the cold night ahead. One of them scraped their blade slowly down a portion and let the byproduct fill his pockets. He closed his cloak around himself and the sound of metal meeting metal was succeeded by a bundle of smoking tinder. A bundle that was quickly escorted underneath a secondary pile of wood, spawning the intense light and heat needed to take on the inevitable freezing darkness.
“Alright let’s skin that fucking thing already.”
Another man carrying a fresh deer carcass walked towards a big tree and began to set it down so he could separate the hide from the meal. As it fell from his shoulders to the ground its path was obstructed. The deer fell to the right, and the obstruction slumped to the left side. They all knew immediately. Nothing they hadn’t seen before or wouldn’t continue to see. The shoulders hit the ground with another metallic clang. The fall knocked a portion of snow off the torso and the firelight danced on its immaculate surface.
“That’s castle forged steel.”

>“Few of the birds that Aemon had sent off had returned as yet. One reached Stannis, though. One found Dragonstone, and a king who still cared.”

First for Euron cucking the Greyjoys

Do you reckon we will have some actual dialogue in the next episode?

Or is it just going to be quip, remark then cut to the next area, quick, witty remark, foreshadowing?

Stannis' isn't dead. Hes hanging with gendry

First for Ice Dragon

"Shall we begin?"
thought you cunts were going to.
bite my beetle

>tfw huge battle
>daenerys flying around on drogon roasting wights
>jon cuts down a white walker and the nights king stares at him
>tfw they start circling each other
>daenerys and drogon hover in the air, shocked and watching the two below her
>''You bring the winter but we Starks ARE the winter, night king!'' jon bellows
>nights king does his gesture again like when he raised the dead at hardhome
>tfw jon and night king duel
this is going to happen. remember me when it does.

THENNED

quip, witty remark, wannabe epic monologues and callbacks to popular phrases from previous seasons with some awkward exposition filled dialogue in between

The true queen of love and beauty

Probably some garbage diologue and alot of cutting. Maybe a battle

What D&D did to Stannis feels like the equivalent of a cute girl you have a crush on but don't speak to dieing in a car crash or being raped.

>crown
what crown.
not once did he wear a crown in the show.

tfw they drastically fucked up the Thenns in the show.

hmmm.. i'm gonna need the original one

It's the metaphorical weight of his duty as King on the Iron Potato.

i want to **** isaac

I loved styr, you wouldn't mess around with that man, even tormund looked abit scared of him. How did they fuck up the thenns?

Missandei gets her tits out next ep right? Only thing im looking forward to this season.

Is that where they got the idea to burn Shireen?

i want to kill him too

>what is a metaphor

>I'm gonna eat your mummy and your daddy
>le evil face

>the best scene of season 5 was meaningless
>only added for shock value when Shireen get's burned.

#goals

What happened to the nudity on this show?

>styr
How the fuck did Mance manage to convince him and the thenns to follow him?

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TOWSAN SHEEPS
N TWO GUT EYES

The Thenns in the show act like the Ice River tribes more than the actual Thenns, who were closer to actual lords who lived at the very northernmost point of Westeros. They had almost a castle and everything and Stannis creates House Thenn for them in the books.

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I can see why you chose that pick bottom middle, she look almost human on that one.

D&D are twisted cunts for writing that scene. One that completely contradicts Stannis' actions.

why do so many nobles dress in all grey in this show like peasants
I can understand stannis though since he has autism

Best house

Thats because they merged alot of styrs, and the thenns in general plot, into tormund to beef him up.

If they suck so much, why is HBO giving them that Slavery show?

>muh sogyny

Also, they learned that including crowd-pleasing reaction moments for the internet attracts more plebs than bewbs.

That's a night gown I think.
Not public attire

Jewish agenda, Man in The High Castle envy

It's crazy how big your gains can be when you eat other wildlings.

is Sygorn Azor Ahai?

marry

So they made these more civilized freefolk into raging, bald cannibals? wtf why

what envy, that show is terrible

I wish

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>we want the Sup Forums audience

Because DABID

its a shame because its an interesting concept
much more interesting than dumb and dumbers new sjw pandering show

because they're lying out their ass about understanding and "loving" the books.

slavery porn delete your post

They needed an evil wildling faction to commit attrocities that make us understand the northmen's hate for the wildlings and to clash with Ygrith, then they just picked a name from some book-wildling faction.

To add in Ollie so that John could be betrayed by someone that he (and you) knew and liked. Then you would feel betrayed because of this and want revenge. Or D&D are tards. Don't know which

The premise alone is dumb, even if the Nazis won the war, they'd never take over the US

>even if the Nazis won the war, they'd never take over the US
Well they lost the war but still managed to take over the US

They don't "suck" at their job, which is making a show people will pay to watch. They're just terrible writers.

And HBO will give them more shit to do because writing quality is about #279 on showfags priority list when watching a show.

Asking why they keep getting jobs if they suck is like asking "Why are music producers still financing Justin Biebers albums? His songs are bad!"

Doesn't matter how good/bad they are, if people buy them.

Well aren't the people from Skagos cannibals?
Couldn't they have just added them to the wildlings?

What did the Giants think everytime they saw the lord of bones, since he likes to wear a giants skull on his face? Why didn't mance tell him to grow him? Was lord of boner trolling giants?

yeah fuck off tumblr i know you get your rocks off of performative outrage but theres no way on planet earth its not going to be 'LOOK AT HOW TERRIBLE WHITE PEOPLE ARE' the show

That's not entirely true, HBO cares a lot about quality, they gave ''The Sopranos'' 7 seasons

>What does a cow think when it sees the farmer wearing a leather jacket

>Trump's literally Hitler
Fuck off

arent the fucking tooth fairys from heavan
couldnt they just add them to the north pole

bite my beetle

Truth be told D&D aren't terrible writers. They are just terrible when they have to make up their own ideas or deviate from the plot.

Some of the non-book scenes from seasons 1-2 are brilliantly written. It all becomes so much sadder when you realize they've lost their way

Holy shit

Who said anything about Trump? No-one mentioned Trump. You seem a little rustled there, friend.

>Some of the non-book scenes from seasons 1-2 are brilliantly written.

>they aren't terrible writers, they are just terrible at writing
Dabid get off Sup Forums

they were heavily editing themselves in seasons 1-2, asking for feedback, and were humble enough to accept critique and do rewrites when something wasn't good.

recall how absolutely fucking awful the original draft of the pilot apparently was. that was the real d&d. it only got better because people had the balls to tell them it sucked and they didn't have egos too massive to ignore criticism.

Skagos is already part of the Kingdom of the North though. And the whole Skagos plot got retgoned because it'd take too much time to keep Rickon alive.

I just don't know why they didn't just make up a name for the Ice River clansman and had the Thenns be something else or not even show up. Or better yet have their leaderguy be another of Jonno's supporters to help rally the tribes alongside Tormund.

>saving this still

>Nazis control us now
Who is in power now? Republicans and Trump have the majority of political power in the US. It is therefore blatanlty obvious what was meant. Don't be a retard, it's clear what was meant.

Ros and little finger brothel scenes in the earlier seasons felt like HBO's standard ''brothel'' thing they like to put into most of their shows, like Deadwood or westworld.

threadly reminder that:
- iron throne belongs to dany
- stannis was a faggot and was killed by a woman
- posting shitty memes and saying 'dabid' on website about chinese porn won't change anything

youtube.com/watch?v=O8ES_ElI6Wg
I agree they aren't good enough on their own. They need heavy guidance and they can produce good material

pay cable slayyyyyyy

>fish
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>Some of the non-book scenes from seasons 1-2 are brilliantly written.

Most of them still emphasize or condense the characterization or actions in the books. But now they are wandering completely in the dark about what characters think or why they would act in certain way.

>iron throne belongs to dany
It's going to be a DanyxJon Snow kingdom in the end. With Tyrion assisting them.
It's so boring and predictable but that looks like where it is headed.

Remember that Osha scene where she talks about her past and lover? That was cringe

>Benioff and Weiss never anticipated having to refilm the pilot episode. After they finished, however, they showed a rough cut to their friend and fellow scriptwriter Craig Mazin. They expected Mazin to give them a few written notes on points to refine, but instead the only thing he wrote on the notepad he handed back to them was "MASSIVE PROBLEM" spelled out in capital letters.

kek

I liked him for some reason, will we ever see him again?

>looks where it is headed
Remember when people thought daenerys may take over westeros with khal drogo in season 1? Yeah

>sansa running
>jon rising from the dead
>arya standing her ground and punching the spirit
grrm you rascal

sansa is now based off of sophie turner

fuck me, that chat with jon was degrassi as cunt, man

Not giving a fuck about writing quality doesn't mean they'll specifically try to air poorly written shows. People liked Sopranos and people like GoT, doesn't mean the show are the same.

This shit won't change either, because showfags like it.

If a show had brutal graphic torture in it and people like it, then some other shows would have the same, and some wouldn't... But if everyone dropped the show that had brutal torture, no one else would ever put torture in his shows anymore.

GoT has shitty writting, every episode since S5 has a couple important plot hole (and a dozen small ones)... Plus a lot of shitty scenes like "fart", "I mek joke" and all that, but showfags donT' care, they still think it's the best show of all time. So we'll still get that in the future. If showfags dropped it because the writing quality isn't there, the next shows would have better writing. But as showfags clearly show they don't care about that, it will not be a factor. Good writers will write good shows, and bad writers will write bad shows, and they'll both get aired based on other factors. If showfags dropped it, good writing might have been the #1 factor.

Most showfags don't even see plot holes, and when you piont them out it's the usual D&DIDF, turn your brian off etc..

also they actually genuinely enjoyed the NARRATIVE in the early seasons. after season 3 they didnt care about the story. they cared about their 4 or 5 favorite characters and giving them as many WHOAH EPIC LOL moments as possible, + filler content for peter dinklage's contract.

We're talking about what Dnd could have done, I'm not saying it would have made much sense, but it's better than the Thenns

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Yeah fair enough. Or just have that specific Thenn be an asshole and have him murder the shit out of Ollie's parents. The end result and trauma would be the same desu

Why haven't we see Harry the white walker since season 1? What do you think he's doing these days?

>Republicans and Trump have the majority of political power in the US

Yes yes goy, you voted *party you voted for* into congress, that means they have the power.

I'm pretty sure this scene isn't in the books, it's brilliantly written and acted
youtube.com/watch?v=0sx8Yu_n23c

>sansa is now based off of sophie turner
this is completely true actually
good god i hope she dies this season

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How are the DVD commentaries for Season 3 onwards? S1&2 are entertaining as fuck.