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>1,2; 1,6 tremors already felt around Yellowstone. Fish have died because sudden acid water.
Hahahaha, weak bait.
If you guys envy death so much why not just put a fucking bullet in your head? Ain't happening folks.
Volcanoes don't just suddenly go BOOM, you have, at the very least, a few days of substantial seismic activity. Sometimes you get lucky and have weeks (Mt. St. Helens).
An eruption of Yellostone will also probably trigger Yosemite and the San Francisco failure.
So, yeah.
Press F to pay respects.
>tfw I'll be asleep when the world ends because I pulled a full nighter
Cite your source you dumb fuck. You know how it works around here
sage
>>tfw I'll be asleep when the world ends because I pulled a full nighter
Dude me too
It's actually really seriously happening this time...
I'll take myself out right before it happens.
>1,2; 1,6 tremors already felt around Yellowstone. Fish have died because sudden acid water
Sauce faggot
The fall of western civ, i still preffer this way more than a cuck revolution.
The fish dying happened in the Yellowstone RIVER in Montana, not Yellowstone PARK.
F
Please be happen, I want to have another ice age.
I wish.
Every single happening that Sup Forums predicted has been a disappointment so far.
dublets for happening
praise horus
Does Yellowstone river flow through the park itself, or just nearby?
Specialists have been warning you forever that this year is the year of the happening.
rip americunt
dumb pole
Source: memes.
HOLY SHIT EARTHQUAKE CONFIRMED
Don't worry guys I live like 5 miles from Yellowstone it's not going to erupt. Everything is fi
but how is send if everything kill??????
...
Praise kek*
wew
I think you mean the west coast will be btfo.
Looks like the original colonies are safe
>1959
Nothing's going to happen. I'd rather say goodbye to that third world, nigger filled shithole Brazil.
>goodbye US
It's Canada that would be fucked if it blew today, not that it's going to.
#prayforcanada
Nothing is happening. Everyone thinks I am insane. Why Sup Forums?
It's an off branch of the Missouri river that is nearly all in Montana - it terminates nearby Yellowstone National Park but it doesn't flow through it.
The fish died in one area of the river in Montana. Montana Fish and Game have no clue what caused it, much less "acid". There have been oil spills in this river because it is near a few pipelines - that's far more plausible than from the caldera itself.
Updated map
At least I have my stars
Haha clearly this guy was jok
Yellowstone will save the white race, the only race that can survive the ice age.
Yellowstone is not going to erupt any time soon.
Want to know when it's going to blow? When all the elites mysteriously vanish. That will mean they've all retreated to their doomsday bunkers.
Still confirmed.
Stop this shit.
Earthquakes happen CONSTANTLY in Yellowstone
Read a book nigger
Dude, you could induce an end of days scenario by detonating a series of huge charges in a faultline. And some elites are known of being eschatologists to lesser or bigger extent.
wtf i have 4 chan gold ™ and I can't see that??
Its the new Sup Forums Star™ account
Autism:The Thread.
10 MINUTES.
I AM READY TO PATROL THE ASHLANDS.
>yellowstone activity thread #293,492
>if it ever erupts Sup Forums will never stop bitching about how it was right
>only posters would be Aussies since everyone died out
Th-thanks, EQIDF...
wew lad
Nobody is going to blow up a fault line you fucking autist. If the US is destroyed China and/or Russia will literally rule the world. You think the (((globalists))) want that?
Holy shit you guys I'm so nervous
Do you think this is gonna be as bad as the Shemitah was?
Heh... actually the dates in the Georgia moonstones say 9/16/2016 if you account for mercurys retrograde and flip the numbers. I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS ALL ALONG. heh, that's what pol gets for not listening to me.
If I'm in the light orange zone will I die?
Please keep in mind Yellowstone will not erupt.
THANK YOU BASED PROPHET
What did he mean by this?!
It'd be extremely painful
Please
for me
let it start
4U
...
it ends tonight
I hope so
Itt people who don't know how volcanology works
Ignore the ROD OF GOD / HAARP.
Radha God couldn't penetrate deep enough to cause anything serious
Fuck you colonials
Thats not how it works.
Crop failures will kill people by hunger.
>tumblr
you really do need to go back
Nigger
Great American refugee crisis when?
>mfw watching a line of burgers driving their rascal scooters in a convoy through germany on BBC news
How close do you have to be where your head explodes due to rapid 1000 degree heat?
NOOOOOOOOOO
no corn, no corn syrup, no mtn dew
>why not just put a fucking bullet in your head
it would be so much more fun to watch the world burn as you go.
besides guns are expensive here in leafland.
Just take all day why don't you.
Far be it from me to deny the power of kek, but there is almost always something weird going on in Yellowstone. Yellowstone is this fucking massive, ecologically and geologically diverse wildlife preserve that has people in only 2% of it.
There are so many environmental factors in Yellowstone that there is always a story to make about the park.
(source: have been there)
I think you'd have to literally stick your head over the rim of the eruption so the lava sprays in your face. Otherwise you'd just choke to death on ash and noxious gases.
I managed to get a full 8 hours of sleep for the first time in months. I'm ready to face the apocalypse bright eyed and bushy tailed.
Also, stop remaking this fucking thread random autist in Brazil.
> What is Pompeii.
And they had it easy the poor fucks at Herculaneum saw their skin instantly sizzle away while they were buried alive in ash quick enough to suffocate.
Man, I missed habbening threads.
Thats a terrible strategy, she shoot the base of the cerebellum and spine giving her about a minute or two of brutal and boner inciting pain and agony, she should aim upward through the palate desu sempai
Could someone please get me the source that explains why they thought it would happen today specifically?
It was some kind of mayan calendar type thing, right? If the apocalypse starts today I want to have something to believe in.
>What is Pompeii
Pompeii blew on the 24th of August and today is the 14th.
Dun, dun.. DUUUNN
THE END IS NEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw just outside the pink
>yfw an intense solar flare can knock down all sattellites in the world
I'm scared bros. We must improves our science!
Georgia guidestones. They recently (a few months/maybe 2 years ago, got a cube attached to them over night that had "8/14/20/16/mm" and something like "sam" or so on each side engraved
That map's embellished if it makes you feel any better.
But losing the food center of America and being plunged into a long winter might lead to a worse death.
It won't be a surprise though, we'll know when yellowstone is going to blow. Hell it took Pompeii like a full day to finally dump the truckload of ash on everything.
>He doesn't have a Star account
What a pleb.
He has spoken
I'll be first in line, I have connections in Deutschland and I've also got the fastest scooter
So guys, should we give up? I mean, it's quite clear it's being a normal Sunday, nothing seems to be happening and nothing seems to be going to happen.
So should we shut it down and simply say it's "over"?
There's really no point in waiting anymore...
what will it mean for britfags and all the other surrounding contries???
Obelisk the wall-builder
if Yellowstone erupted the entire human species would be in danger. Mass starvation, global cooling and so on.
Plenty of documentaries that explore how the eruption would affect the world. Really interesting actually.
>earthquake
>in a place that has daily earthquakes
Jellystone fags are literally retarded.
I will drink a bottle of piss if Yellowstone actually happens.
I heard a scientist with the National Geologic Services named Sam Hyde had recorded prevolcanic activity similar to that of Pompeii.
Nothing will happen.
Nothing ever happens.