Rio 2016: 42 condoms per athelete

450,000 condoms
That's a lot of fiki fiki in less than two months

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That's 450,000 more you'll never get the chance to use.

Build wall paco

All the condoms are laced with Zika.

I thought sex before doing sports was bad for performance.

42 wont be enough for the guy who got gold tho

>soros plot to spread zika worldwide as all athletes return home
HAEPPENIN

>That's a lot of fiki fiki in less than two months

More like zika zika if you know what I mean

wait are these condoms solely going to used by athlethes or is this including coaches,entourage,family, etc etc

Reminder that Sweden and Somalia are both in the same building since they both start with S

There sure is a lot of fikki fikki going on between those two

This is actually a meme that gets played out every Olympics. One athlete revealed that they just grab a bunch of free condoms and bring it home with them. A few of them gets used of course, but nowhere near as much as it's hyped up.

>0 condoms for somali men and swedish women

>You'll never go to the Olympics
>You will never participate at an orgy at the olympic villa

Feels bad

Degeneracy

Literally the plot of Rainbow Six what the hell

>be beta uggo face athlete
>don't get any medals
>"haha it's just a meme we grab a couple condoms as a joke but we don't have any use for them!"
>meanwhile loud moaning and banging against walls is heard from the room next door where the entire african gold runners bang the shit out of every white chick

This. The best physical beings on the planet are all in the same place. The level of sex is unparalleled

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That's awesome, I'm wicked jealous.

>inb4 all athletes are actually virgins

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Why did you delete the other pics?

I was actually gettin hard

Globalization at its finest!

It's like sending in your top athletes and watching them spread disease and sexual contraband through their iShits.

what?

Ah, Sup Forums Where everyone else's sex life is your business because you have no sex life of your own.

can confirm. Other pics got deleted.

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should I post them agaiN?

I dont really know how they are going to get all the group-rapists to wear condoms, but its good they at least give it a try.

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That's bullshit. Athletes have are free to fuck during the Olympics.
It's also an open secret it's pretty much one giant orgy in the olympic village since they are all full of hormones

>(((German)))

>horse rider

You know what that means...

>People at the peak of physical fitness
>Surrounded by other people at the peak of physical fitness
>Fuck each other

Who would-a thunk it?

"The target location for launching the deadly virus is at the Olympic Games being held in Sydney, Australia. A follower of Brightling, Bill Henriksen, is a security consultant who is attempting to win the security contract for the Olympic games. Henriksen plans to use the recent high-profile terrorists incidents as leverage in attaining this contract. Once attaining the security detail, Henriksen's people will plant the breathable Shiva virus into the cooling system. The infected athletes and spectators will travel back to their home countries and spread the highly contagious organism on a world-wide basis. There will be a new world order. Nature will be the dominant force on earth and man will be whittled down to just a select few True Believers."

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You're not kidding. Popov is soros

Really makes you think

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>refugees willkommen!

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>implying the sex/orgies aren't to distract the athletes from the fact that they're the ones getting fucked by virtually no-pay for their hard work

:^)

This, athletes fuck like crazy

No you stupid fuck, he was saying that sex before competing affects performance. Some theorize it reduces testosterone, reduces motivation to succeed, etc.

It's not gonna be enough for her :^)

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It's good for women, bad for men, though the majority of athletes have one or two events, then their season is over and nothing is left but partying

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Man do I hate humanity. When you think about it, we're really no better than animals.

All we care about is stuffing our face and MUH DICK.

this is her life partner in volleyball

>gotta slap both cheeks
noice

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Why are all female athletes taller than me?

>Joana Heidrich 6'3
>Sarah Pavan 6'5
>Laura Ludwing 6'
>Katie Ledecky 6'
>Missy Franklin 6'2
>Yulia Efimova 5'11

You have heavy Amerindian admixture who are manlets.

>ywn be an olympic athlete getting into crazy sex parties with other /fit/ athletes

I have to say that the cameramans here are doing a fantastic job. While in France they were shit

you guys are sick in the head

Good question Sanchez but we're making the wall 10ft taller regardless if it makes you feel better

>Australian uniform has an Emu on it

rats always find a way in

I'm cool with that.

Smell-O-Vision can't come soon enough

>we're making the wall 10ft taller
Why do other countries live vicariously through the US?

It's not like I'm a turbomanlet
I'm 5'9

because we're the best

mfw the "refugee" team rapes the german team

>tfw 5'9" and pure white
>tfw tallest person on my Mom's side of the family
I never realized I was a manlet until Sup Forums showed me the truth fampai, will I ever learn?

only one of those girls is taller than me and thats the sarah girl btw my father is from jalisco try harder chilango trash

sports require niche genetics
some sports require you to be tall, others require you to be a midget

>whores shilling their insta and snap on fuck apps
why

Has it occurred to you that it's fucking August and that I could be on vacation? Didn't think so, because you probably never left Missouri.

>tfw also 5'9
just one more inch would be a blessing

sport where it's an advantage to be small: gymnastics
sports where it's an advantage to be tall: all other sports.

well some athletes are homosexual men and homosexual men can have upwards of 100 DIFFERENT partners in a months time.

Its just to persuade the third world and coal burners that condom use is normal.

You dont even need condoms if you are banging college educated white girls.

Reminds me of this

Bring it in 5'9" bros

Also

>all these athletes having sex
>still a virgin

suuuuure

what hormones? Artifical hormones?

learn more pls

5'9 isn't manlet. I'm 5'6 and never considered myself short.

/fit/ would like a word with you

>I'm 5'6 and never considered myself short.
Compared to what? A 13 year old girl? I'm 5'6 too, and I definitely consider myself short.

>5'9 isn't manlet. I'm 5'6 and never considered myself short.
I guess. I wouldn't mind being a little taller though.

desu I'm only joining in the manlet memes, nobody has called me short IRL

you are sick in the head

5'6 is short, manlet.

What is not manlet?

>implying
I'm a homo and a virgo lad
If only it was as easy as /pl/ makes it to be

Haha, sucks to be you then.

Unless of course you don't consider that to be a bad thing. But then why would you be on Sup Forums? One of the pillars of Sup Forums ideology is that anyone under 5'8-5'9 is a subhuman manlet and inferior in almost every respect.

>a homo and a virgo

how? are you a shut in sperg?

if you're taller that 5'9 you are a subhuman freak and inferior.

m a n l e t

degeneracy central, also b r a s i l i e r o

Lanklet genocide when?

Sexy

That's how many you have to use at one time to keep from getting aids from brahzillian hoes

>The world's biggest and best Chads and Staceys gather into one small area
>They're showing off their perfectly sculpted bodies
>Powerlifter NEETs cry alone in room while chad roommate bangs 50 girls over the course of two weeks

Sounds right

Just because people are taking condoms doesn't mean they're being used.

Y are asians so uggo bros?