/balt/

Weebs FEAR the 3D black queen edition

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Why even make these threadsso early? All the neets are asleep.

The call that saved /balt/

spooky

Just a bit of snow lads

Flipped the switch

Back on my bullshit

Beta male talking about his family tree
Sad hes the last branch
Not really

black is beautiful

Black dont crack

dude im up. chill

ej dirst

>25 year old kissless, handholdless, hugless, ugly, poor, obese virgin
just kill me

Can't you just do it yourself?

Hey, is this t. balt?
And sun too! What a lovely day. I feel like I might get a cold, though, so hope that doesn't happen.
Ah, shit, guess my situation isn't that bad yet.

do you see a "t. /balt/" anywhere in the OP?

No, but in spirit, is this what we talked about yesterday?

It obviously is not.

>Hey, is this t. balt?
Yes, not in name, but in spirit.

Why the hell should balt change name? Because of two animeweebs, one of who is a russian?

so that weebs can be contained in their own thread

Bully them until they leave.

They can have /baltweeb/ or whatever then, they're the minority so they can fuck off

They won't

weebs are immunized to most forms of bullying
much like kikes and Sup Forumscucks

I didn't say anything about changing the name and even clarified if this is supposed to be a non-weeb thread, like we talked.

Calm your eggs, bachuras.

>they don't remember
They aren't immunized, they just have nothing better to do. Doesn't mean you can't make them miserable.

>t. PhD in bullying.

As long as they have other weebs who reinforce them in their mental illness they will never feel unwelcome here
Thus
They won't leave

Worst case scenario, we can at least ignore them.

Their role-playing makes up more than half of every thread.

You can't ignore someone who fills half the thread up with colourful drawings of sexualised girls

Yeah, sad, but why should we give up this little piece of Baltic culture to a couple of dirty-mouthed weebs?

>Baltics
>culture

I don't see how blogging about your depression or spamming images of some stupid bird from a Latvian dairy commercial counts as Baltic culture

shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up

shut the fuck up

Culture isn't just the folk songs they teach you in primary school.

There's high culture and there's low culture.
While "blogging about your depression" is pretty unspecific and worthless culturally, kranklis is culture.

It's a meme and memes, like anecdotes are low culture.

Oh and shut the fuck up, I guess.

Can any meme be baltic culture or doed it have to come from a baltic country?

Dirty blinders. Hmmmm...

>It's school time right now
>no weebs in sight
Told you before. Lithweeb is an underage shitposter.

It has to originate in the Baltics. If you listen to The Beatles it doesn't become Baltic.

But you could make a distinction between "Baltic culture" and "culture of Balts".

Thinking of getting a pizza later, lads.

name one baltic meme that isn't the bird and that gets discussed/posted in these threads

kebabs are cheaper

They also have the tendency to taste worse.

...

Yeah, I suspect that too. He came in at 15 o clock yesterday and stayed for the whole day.
Said he was eating some pretty neat meal, bet his mom cooked it. Also, I don't see how else someone would have the time for that much anime.

God forbid he becomes a phoneposter.

No. You must be buying shit kebabs then.

Get better kebabs.
I don't understand how phoneposters do it, these captchas are awful.

Know a really fat girl lads. Can't believe how fat she is. Fatty fatty boom boom. Pure fat.

youtube.com/watch?v=LuFydm__SU4
I don't get why you'd choose to get fat.

Didn't get bullied enough at school.

>captcha
>he hasn't paid off the slant-eyed jew

What about chads and stacies?

They are told not to bully people, else they will face consequences.

What I mean is they don't get bullied but don't get fat anyway. I think your theory on the reason of fatness is flawed.

They don't get fat/chubby in the first place. On the other hand, fat people are gradually allowed to get fatter and fatter without anyone bullying them because it, so they have no discouragement whatsoever to slim down until it's too late

Have you listened to McLoud?
If so, what are your opinions. (Only talking about the first album)
youtube.com/watch?v=eZwJQlK-l-I

What's the cultural relevance of a term like 'gypsy king'?
Someone made a joke like that to me and I didn't get it at all

Gypsies essentially live in ghettos and (I think) often have one guy who's really rich and everyone respects him in the community, but he's still a gypsy.

I'm not knowledgeable about this. Some other user, will probably have a better explanation.

gypsies = mistreated, discrimanted and hated ethnic group
king of gypsies = someone who has been treated really bad

for example jews are kings of gypsies

ohh ok
that makes much more sense now

Shit, really? So I was completely wrong.

also why does every single chick have a surname ending in -kaité while men do not?

-aitė means she isn't married. When a woman gets married she gets her husband's name with -ienė.

We're patriarchal like that.

-aitė means ummarried woman, -ienė means married woman. Small boys sometimes can have -ukas endings, in conversations, but not in an official capacity.

>boys sometimes can have -ukas endings
-iukas is just the diminutive ending for male words. You're going to confuse the guy even further.

How do you say "priesaga" in English?

lots of single ladies here then

Yes, but try calling a grown ass man like that and he's going to look at you like a retard or take it as an insult. Hence "smol boi name".

They might have a bf.

Don't you have a gf anyway, you sly dog, you?!

Not single, just not married. It's getting phased out slowly. Some women choose to drop that ending, and replace it with -ė. Or just straight up take their husbands name.

We have a joke here
>Yra "durnė" ir yra "karalienė".

she isn't here tho hehehe

Yra "durnė" ir yra "karalienė"
Except for those two words, this language functions quite similarly to french it seems. I might get the hang of it yet

I find this funny. -ė doesn't change anything. You still change your surname and indicate that you're married, except now your surname sounds silly.

>Bledienė/Bledė

How so, does French also have ridiculous inflection?

What do you think of our pronunciation and spelling? In French, the two don't seem to correlate much.

No reason why you shouldn't. There are rules for everything, very few execptions, pronunciation is mostly phonetic. Once you get the basics down it shouldn't be too difficult.

I had a classmate with surname Šakalys. His wife is Šakalė. Many lulz were had when we found out.

>she's also a nagging cunt

...

c-c-combo breaker

No I mean that verbs can function (relatively) autonomously.
Yra in french = (il) y a

Shame there's so little resources online to learn lithuanian

no latvia:\

you're in Kaunas
you'll learn it by instinct
for survival

>online
nigger, like go out and talk to people haha wtf r u doing nigger

There's also debeselis.net

I almost never think about this, so now I'm wondering, what did you find online to learn Lithuanian? I think I saw some Brit in the /lang/ thread who was considering learning Lithuanian.

Why the fuck would he want to meet someone named Raimonds?

most congolese students seem to manage to learn it quite fine
you don't want to disappoint 'Ol Leo, right?

Mostly just common phrases lists. Nothing really comprehensive as far as vocab or grammar goes.
debeselis seems nice tho

Yes, I find it a very pleasant word too.

Nice little cloud, all in one word :)

Your best word is the alternative for taip
Nothing cuter than you guys saying a really long jooooooo

I saw Germans doing it on /deutsch/ too.

My Lithuanian teacher would always nag kids when they said "jo".

I had no idea it might sound cute to someone.

Jo also means his. I guess that's the one thing that fucks with foreigners, tonality/inflection.

>You have learned about syllables in previous lessons. Sometimes a word may change its meaning if you stress another syllable. For example, yra, if stressed on y, means "it decays", but if stressed on ra, means "it is". Gėrimas, if stressed on gė, means "a drink", but if stressed on ri, means "the action of drinking".
wew, this is going to be fun

To me it sounds like you're doing a stereotype of a retarded swede
it's really funny

>Kas yra?
>Man niekas neyra.

This was the trademark "joke" of one of my teachers.
She never got tired of it.

idgi

My dad used to make a joke
>buhalteris, ne kasyrius

See lads? No weebs and suddenly we have an informative and decent thread.

Why are weebs such horrible people?

Stunted development

Btw, I don't think we have THAT many of these cases, you should be fine. Learning all the different cases and other types of inflection is what will drive you crazy. I couldn't learn Russian in school, despite it having very similar grammar.

But good luck, I'll think of a Belgian learning Lithuanian whenever I need cheering up.

Yeah I'm just reading about the cases
Getting ptsd flashbacks to my highschool latin classes

latent homosexuality