Why did the new Spiderman suck so much ass?

Why did the new Spiderman suck so much ass?

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I've always wanted to know if he warned Disney/Sony ahead of time he was planing to do this.

I wonder if they knew they had picked such a raging homosexual to play Spider-Man

Just when I thought I couldn't hate the little fag more, I see this shit

shitty cgi
Tony Stark as Peter's mentor instead of Uncle Ben
diversity bullshit

Clearly he's fucking some slob jew producer

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F Mary Kill

we are living in the last days

The Tomy Stark modified spider suit was fucking gay and caused more problems than it solves.

>instant kill mode

Why does Spiderman need a mode? He Is already supposed to have super strength which is strong enough to kill a normal human if he doesn't mentally hold himself back.

The only saving grace was Marisa Tomei and Vulture

>literally 5 seconds into the film someone is chastised for calling native Americans "Indians"
>literally 10 seconds in a black school news reporter is macking on blonde white girl
>the new black Mary Jane's WE speech about how the Washington monument was built by slaves
>both of Peter Parker's love interests are black
>villain's wife is black
>Peter's Mexican school rival has a white blonde girlfriend
>the oh so edgy Sup Forums Fuck Marry Kill scene with high schoolers fantasizing about old men, also participated in by a gay male
>Aunt May’s “Gay is OK!” speech

etc. etc.etc.

When is enough enough? I find myself more and more only watching old movies/shows.

It's a high school Disney sitcom
miscegenation in every couple shown
Quips every 10 seconds
Hardly any action

The minute he asked if his best friend could come live with him in America and be his PA the signs should have been clear.

>3rd weekend: 20million
>WW's 3rd weekend: 41million
WONDERED

He'd never debase himself like that
It's painfully obvious, the constant pictures and videos they take of each other, the cutesy tweets, never being apart, a fucking romantic weekend at a BnB for Christmas and so on...

You can only remake Iron Man so many times before people catch on. That's why only teenagers watch capeshit. By the time they become adults, they catch on to the formula and grow out of it.

woah Im impressed tehy kept his faggotry under relative wraps until the movie came out.

were they sharing an apple? ghey

This was before the movie came out. and no they didn't, though suddenly a bunch of rumors about him dating MJ came out so they're trying now.

He doesn't even seem to be really trying to play along with those either. He'd rather post cute snaps of his boyfriend on Instagram

CAUSE MY WEB JUNK

Bit difficult to beard 3 people who have no interest in it.

More importantly, where's his?

They can't even tweet straight

Right here baby

My mom used less emojis than these two in the 1st couple of weeks after she discovered them.

b-brap?

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>this thread
T-these are shops, right? There's no way he is this much of a faggot. Right!?

All he does is fag it up with other boys

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No wonder the kikes praised his ""performance"" in Homeflopping so much. It all makes sense now

He's either gay, or the campest straight kid ever.

Same goes for his boyfriend
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They lost the heart and soul of spiderman, this is a film made for 15 year old boys and girls who think spidey is cute.

But what I don't get what the fuck happened with Tony Stark's logic during the movie.

>Spiderman tries to stop a weapons deal on the boat
Stark: You're the fucking worst spiderman, give me your suit you don't deserve it!!

>Spiderman crashes a massive transport plane 5 feet from thousands of people. Mere chance prevented a second 9/11.
Stark: Woah nice one spiderman! You destroyed a multi-billion dollar plane and put millions of lives in needless risk, but you somehow saved the day. You can now become an avenger! :DDDDDD

>being close to your male friends means you are gay

are americans really this insecure?

>As to whether he’s gay or not? My money is that Tom Holland is heterosexual. Holland has this carefree confidence about him; that’s to say that if he were gay, he would be out there being gay and saying so. Holland also doesn’t seem to care what people think of his close friendship with Osterfield whereas closeted-stars usually do their best to cover-up anything that can be perceived as gay, even the smallest hints of their sexuality (especially with guys they’re dating).

OK this fag makes a compelling argument.
If he is gay what doesn't he come out already.

I mean he could say he is bi or something.

Like being gay doesn't nets you brownie points with SJW journalists.
On the other hand white straight guys will always be considered the enemy.

gay doesn't sell and profit matters far more than whatever brownie points you get for being it, he has a lot of teen girls that love him too, still, coming out as bi would be less risky than gay

Maybe the drive to tear down the Washington Monument will finally cause the race war I've dreamed about

Why are dc dopinders larping as Sup Forums but crying when Sup Forums and Sup Forums attack brownwashed fishman?

DCucks are seething at Spiderman. First they're trying to say it's flopping because of "forced" diversity. Now Tom Holland is gay. Meanwhile this is reality.

What about playing dressup with your brother and "friend" that's pretty gay particularly if you wore a thong in same outfit.
>instagram.com/p/BWtCVNhAuTV/

>Will my arsehole ever be the same again?

Good outfit desu.

I genuinely love the clothes he wears

I want to fuck Tom Holland

Just watch old movies. this "gayisok" phase will die real fast. Just like multicuntural is dying.

Faggots

They're so adorable together it hurts

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I want to be his boyfriend
They're the cutest couple ever

>Harrison wearing the spidey suit

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You ever see the Instagram live where he shows you their apartment in Atlanta? It's so domestic I think I got diabetes.
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So adorable :3
I want a boyfriend!

That was too fucking cute. Oh my God.

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fags need to leave you genetic abominations

Make me tough boy

Tobey was the best Spiderman, and the only reason you lot like this one is cus you want to fuck the fag ruining the name.

Get back to 8ch.

Suck my cock
Tom's objectively the best Spidey and Peter Parker though

how's his foot game?

Do you think that he had experimental, curious experiences with other guys at school?

How many of your classmates did you fuck?

homosexuality isn't genetic.

Not even a footfag but I'd kiss his feet
He definitely did, especially considering he went to an all-boys school before his specialist performing arts one.
I wanted to make up a hot story but really, none... I was touchy feely and kissy but that's it

>instagram.com/p/BMAKzwyAnvk/

I'm a TA and I fucked one of my freshman students. We're dating now

Hollywood is pure evil.

the dance off with Iron Man wasn't bad

you just know they fucked

I think you're a fag if you don't want to fuck Tom Holland. That's one nice young man right there.

but American Indians prefer "Indian" over Native American. That's so stupid

>the new Spider-man is a literal faggot

But why?

>the plot twist is that peter ends up with a dude

>That loving smile
My heart...

>twitter.com/showdavida/status/883066931678502914

What does the actor's sexuality have to do with anything?

maguire wasn't a fag. maguire is the white man's spiderman

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Holy shit! Batman is like, "Hmm, I'm not sure about this one." Then in comes the dancing emo Spider-Man. WTF is going down here?

If you wouldn't have sex with Tom Holland then you're not even human. He's a once in a millennium kind of guy.

What's with all these people calling Holland a fag? Isn't he dating that Zendaya chick?

>he declined to bang prime KDunst

yeah, nah, he was also a fag

spiderman is canonically straight, that's why it's annoying. Wont matter unless they actual make him gay thiough

>this "gayisok" phase will die real fast.
People have been saying that since the 90s
Just like multicuntural is dying
Lol

This

Nah, that was some forced lie that even they deny

Tobey was in the pussy posse.

There was a blind item shared on gossip sites that seemed to allude to Sony planting stories in the media claimed to be from anonymous sources insisting the two of them were dating in order to cover up him being gay and help market their movie, and then sure enough that's what ended up happening. News stories popped up claiming they were together.

The character wasn't gay in the movie. Why are you so bootyblasted?

I honestly don't get this Tom and Harrison don't even hide it. Just let them be happy.

Imagine you are wrapping your lips around Tom Holland's cock. You have not a single care in the world. ARE YOU GAY YET?

Sony are sad cunts, I think the leaked emails more than proved that.

Actually they went on to deny it as said (dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4694640/Zendaya-Tom-Holland-dating-year.html) so I guess it wasn't some conspiracy by Sony to help market their movie. Maybe just People magazine capitalising on the movie's release or believing too heavily in the veracity of blind items.

There was another item that claimed they'd been dating in secret for over a year, and that's what People reported.

I imagine that every day

He also introduces him to random celebrities

> So we were at the premiere for 'Civil War' and one of our producers, Nate, came up to me and was like, 'Dude, Mark Hamill would like to meet you.' I was like, 'That's crazy, I'll meet him, yeah. He wants to meet me?'"

Tom admitted the situation took an especially surreal twist when Mark casually name-dropped Harrison Ford, who played Han Solo in the 'Star Wars' movies, into the conversation.

He told Collider: "I went over and sat down with him ... I was with my buddy Harrison and I was like, 'Hey Mark, lovely to meet you. This is my friend Harrison.' And then Mark was like, 'Hey, I have a friend called Harrison.'

"In my head, I was like, that's kind of random that he has a friend called Harrison, too. And it wasn't until, like, five minutes into the conversation that I realised he means Harrison Ford!"

Fuck this, contrarianism desu. I just saw the movie and it looked good. It was very fun and very funny. This shitty screenshot meme posting is stale at this point. I'd watch it a second time.

He talks about him all the time.
>"Harrison does the dishes."

nerdist.com/nerdist-podcast-tom-holland/ In this interview as well

Maybe Tom Holland is just a needy bitch who needs another man to lean on and Harrison is happy to tag along and fulfil that purpose if it means he gets to experience some of Tom's fame?

how can one man be so gay and yet not come out of the closet

How is this not child abuse?

Unsupportive parents/growing up in a homophobic shithole that cements your views that being publicly gay makes you a second class citizen and an easy target for bullying and ridicule in a lot of people's minds