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female liberation edition

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All me

why do they need sex dolls when they have an array of dildos

poo willy but fart shart

The machines are taking over goyim

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thinking about blaming my dad for leaving my mum the next time he tries to get me to do something

farty poo willies

Terrible thread so far

Up early for uni toil

shitey bottom holes

back from the 9am coffee break lads

need motivation to do leg day

GRUG LIKE ISLAND GRUGS ONLY!
GRUG DONT LIKE BIG LAND GRUGS!
GRUG NO UNDERSTAND BIG LAND GRUG'S TALK!
GRUG NO TRADE CLOTH AND ROCKS WITH BIG LAND GRUGS! ISLAND IS BEST GRUGS!!

Did you have fun

fuck off arrogant student, get out in the real world

I'll fix it. let me think of a story.

Ah yes. I had a good friend in like year 2 or something but one day I went to play with him but he said his mum said he couldn't play with me.
One lunch time I was in this room hanging out with him and some other guys because his mum was there and gave us food but for some reason (I think it was because I was pretending to huff fags with my twisties) his mum told me "if you're going to be silly you can get out" and so I left and since I had no one to play with I walked around in circles around the central school building. One of the teachers in the staff room noticed this and came out and asked me where my friends where. I told her the place where I'd been kicked out of and she took me back there. I don't remember but it must have been very awkward.
Traumatic childhood experience

What kind of numbers are you putting up at the gym lad?

>he does legs
never gonna make it

yeah

Shitty panties willy turds *parp*

unironically prefer not to say

Just finished my sets with the 7kg dumbbells, hoo!

Was the coffee nice

Probably can’t be worse than mine since I’ve just started really

doing a depression
oh no

had tomato soup
was alri

Actually I think uber is quite good for the average joe doing unskilled work
Let me explain. While after taking into account all the expenses the pay isn't too great it's not terrible. If a business tries to pay you a shitty wage below the minimum you can just tell them to bugger off and do uber, which would be better given you can work as little or much as you want and you don't have some jerk breathing down your neck

i do 6 sets out of 16-18 for lateral raises

it's a killer

>I think it was because I was pretending to huff fags
got in trouble for doing this with fads even though that's the point of them

You should do fewer sets and fewer reps, more like 3x12

I used to hate tomatoes but love tomato soup

Just be urself lol

>woke up at half 8 for toil
>toil doesn't actually start until 2pm

Nice cup of tea and a sit down

wasn't a fucking coffee break then, was it?

nah

coffee? tomato soup?? what?? idiot, IDIOT.

I want to go to the gym today lads but I fucking hate going when people are there and it’s busy. Always feel rushed on the machines

Go back to bed then

Lads, play nice.

Man eating picked onion monster munch on the train this morning, absolute no-hold-barred maniac

nice
Actually really wonder how much aussie uber driver earn hourly, after taxes licensing all that shit

*kicks you in the throat*

Clearly I'm not tired you numpy.

what strange set and rep range numbers

other lads had coffee though

Lemmings causing traffic jams

What are you grumbling about then

did 5 5 5 4 on chin-ups and chest dips on Monday
gonna aim for 6 6 5 5 today

bet you have baby shoulders

Did 69 the other day

The fact I should still be tired and sleeping. I just NOW that I'll be sleepy come the back end of my shift.

Country's spiralling into an apocalyptic mess

it's hard to estimate depends on a lot of factors
I calculated it might be 13-16 an hour before income tax for $25 in fares, which is probably a quiet hour during the day

Tired boy detected have a nap wasteman

Bloody Brexit Britain desu

uni toil awaits lads

Greggs for lunch today

theguardian.com/science/2018/feb/07/first-modern-britons-dark-black-skin-cheddar-man-dna-analysis-reveals rorke BTFO

Love women

Hate the winter
And the summer

Nah drugs and crime

...

10% of all white brits descended from a black brit Sup Forums on SW

If you're getting lots of long trips you could get like $60 an hour gross. -$6 gst, maybe 5-10 in petrol and god know's how much in car costs. pretty decent but you won't get that every hour

shall be clicking that virus posthaste

odds that she will ghost me on saturday?

fake news

had a gregg's chicken club baguette the other day and it was lush tbf

creasing

>early hunter gatherers had darker skin
no shit, this doesn't mean they looked like sub-saharan blacks like in that picture

probably a white man with a tan x

Do more drugs it'll cheer you up

shut up man you spacka

Butterfaces

>please accept my friend request

lmao

"dark to black skin"
B T F O
T
F
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>fb
should have tried to sort it over the phone instead. Did she respond?

how do you get matches on tinder? I only get like 2 if i use a boost and even then they probably won't talk to me

hey my birthdays saturday

be less FUCK REPULSIVE

>;)
he did it again

I will never meet qts off tinder

Cheddar Man? You mean Drumpf

Having a non-horrendous picture is a good starter

jesus christ....

STOP MESSAGING HER

/gf2017/ ended in disaster but now /gf2018/ appears to be back on the cards with the same girl who was almost /gf2017/ haha what am I like

just gotta be yourself bro

a narcassistic boring normie child who shouldn't be posting here

>"dark to black skin"
meaning they might have looked like a southern iberian not an african

YASSSSSSSSSSS

Succeeded in /gf2017/ but ended in disaster and wish I'd never have forced it, make sure it's the right one for you x

>the population in new zealand is 4,6 million
reckoned it was 100 people or so lmao x

this is a sad post

Rorke will be blowing a gasket

got a date tomorrow too lads i guess you could call me a bit of a chad ahaha
*resumes horrible posture and nail biting*
ah yes

take that back

95-98%

>south iberian
>white
haha good joke