/brit/

always blow on the pie edition
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As a woman who owns a piggy bank I think it's disgusting that bankers get paid hundreds of thousands every year and I get paid nothing for doing the same job. Gender inequality disgusts me and I am taking this to court.

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somebody kill me

Early kiwi man

>5’7 is generous and self claimed, judging by pictures I’d venture more 5’6 range
impressive eyesight

don’t use your phone camera or if you do be FAR away

uk>can>fiji>kiwi>aus>yank

poo>fin

swear he claimed he was 5'9 and its been brought down by others over time

The eternal struggle between wanting to grow your hair and wanting to cut it

The cop was NOT being serious. It's a very Kiwi style of humour to deliver silly things in a deadpan way. Clearly doesn't translate everywhere!

never claimed 5'9

theyre asking for a /brit/ invasion

You’re 5’6 flat aren’t you lad? It’s ok this is an anonymous image board

need /brit/ to invade my arse

fair enough
have you ever been rejected because of your height

>his name is Glenn
>glin

don't care

*puts on the big boy boots*

For Dagoth Ur I toil.

at toil lads

The 5’9 mans footwear of choice

there's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

Dunno if I have toil today or not
Should have checked my rota

i.imgur.com/301zFwZ.gifv me last saturday night tehehe

no
most girls that take an interest in me are around the same height

Aussies and Kiwis aren't JFs

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computer started leaking mustard gas after clicking this

how do you prevent the clown feet look

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>there's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

I'm 5'7 with a 5.2 inch willy

i used to think adults did something different from kids instead of the same thing with less gusto

by definition yes we are

Imagine unironically walking around with these on and the shame that comes with it

im 6'2 foot with a 6 inch willy
feels bad man

why are french people such candy-ass roody-poos

>there's literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

>his willy is smaller than his height

You are NEVER ever going to make it

>ass
helllloooo yanktoid

hello newfag

do kids toil all day too

>tfw a'll that stuff people experience when they're 14 (first date, kiss, love etc) I'm only experiencing now at almost 24
Fuck me lads, talk about stunted growth

Because of you niggers I'm getting concerned about my chelsea boots

tripod man

Chelsea boots are ok, Manlet platforms are not ok

kindy toil in 9 hours
got a playdough sculpture due, absolutely bricking it

I actually clicked and enjoyed the link, I was lying with my pic

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at least you're experiencing it lad

>Chelsea boots are ok

Reminder that if for example you’re 5’8 and your willy is 5.2 you’re FUCKED also works if you’re 6’3 and your willy is 5.9 absolutely FUCKED

yeah in school

But literally no one except my mum (and sister when I've been drunk) have seen, or will ever see, my dick so what does it matter

post more for my amusement runts

Imagine living in Wales

Imagine saying you come from Pontrhydfendigaid

oppa gangnam style
op
op
op op

oppa gangnam style

i'm 5'6 and my willy is 6'4 but i've never been fucked what does this mean

Very grateful i am 5'1 with 5 1/4" willy then

is your sister hot

>my penis is 16 cm
>but i'm 182 cms tall !

Just woke up lads.

The Jobcentre appointment was half an hour ago.

You've been Trolled!
You've been Trolled!
You have probably been told.
Don't reply, to this guy;
he is just getting a rise,
out of you! Yes it's true,
you respond and thats his cue
to start trouble on the double
while he strokes his manly stubble
You've been Trolled!
You've been Trolled!
You should probably just fold
When the only winning move is not to play
And yet you keep on trying,
Mindlessly Replying.
You've been Trolled.
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Have a Nice Day!

what do people on reddit think of Sup Forums?

good lad doing as i command

really enjoyed the gif despite your comment on my boots

me except slightly taller and cock is slightly shorter

they think its a scary place that's ocassionally funny

i have to be at least 6'3 now like

i went out with my friend group and i'm the tallest one there by far

a lot of Sup Forums posters use that site too, that'a why thos board sucks so much

Never had any complaints but never had any compliments either
the perfect average willy

the girl at the acne store complimented my boots

males who care about willy are benders

i know my dick is big because all of it can't fit in virgin pussies

Mostly they think it is some lewd place where you go to get a virus, filthy depraved porn, new hacks, be a racist, and celebrate donald trump

my willy is 4 inches but never had a complaint

yeah hey can I get one acne please mate

Really want to finish that beer bottle I opened yesterday but I'm gonna be drunk again and i've been lifting this morning

fucking bored

Stop lying no one is that small

Hilo butiful prinzes open bobs bitch

i know right. even the guy who hacked Sup Forums and revelead most mods are redditors was himself a reddit user

one for the lads haha x

She's cute in that shy nerdy way but a little chubby
Should really stop showing her my drunk dick but I also know she's not the sort that would tell anyone

repost from about 90 minutes ago

perpetual motion machines don't exis-

just used a boost on tinder with my dog profile
got 4 matches but they all unmatched me before i could talk to them

LOL he looks like me x

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the ed view

>6'6"
>7.8"
Still feels inadequate but I'm hoping that's just cuz of my perspective being up so high haha

me after 3 days of no fap

thoughts on harry kane?

We are subjects of the crown.

does that mean they'd shag dogs

>tfw I'm experiencing this right now except I'm unironically the chad in it
Wew

I always see dogs humping things but never see them cum

i saw it on /bant/. i'm an oldfag

got nothing to lose except my virginity