YELLOWSTONE NOT HAPPENING

Looks like there will be no eruption today and in the next 1000 years according to scientists.
How does it feel to be happening-wrong once again.
Remember how you were wrong about the supposed race war after Texas shootings?
Remember how you predicted WW3 during Turkey coup?
Remember how you were wrong predicting a market collapse after 2015 jew new year?
Remember how you predicted WW3 during a annexation of Crimea?
>inb4 8/14/16 is not over yet we have few more hours
>inb4 someone gets repeating digits that disprove me because meme keke frog wills so

>pic related: peaceful landscape of the Yellowstone national park and it will remain like this for at least 1000 more years

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I'm crying now..

8/14/16 is not over yet we have few more hours

Also Donald Duck is definitely not winning.

He's got no chance. Period.

You won't see the habbening till it is too late

8/14/16 is not over yet we have few more hours

Nice pic of Yellowstone canyon and reservoir there. I've sat on that island before.

That's what you get for trusting a bunch of shitty stones.
>pic related

Kek

Not necessarily. Hillary's leading now but
maybe it'll change closer to elections.

Well I agree, usually happenings are unexpected.

Noice

Can you fish there?

Wtf are you on about op?

Wrong pic

It aint happening, son.

DELET THIS

WTF, I hate yellowstone now

JIDF rule #1:

Create threads —ANY threads— so long as they don't expose "The Jewish Question" or "The Jewish Conspiracy".

Thread reported, you kike!

>Sup Forums is wrong for the XXth time

how shocking. or was this the "will of KEK"?

Can't deal with the truth?
>implying the Yellowstone threads were not a shitty forced meme to slide important threads, you jew
At least somebody is not a manchild

how about those methane stuff from siberia? that will kill us for sure

Shut up, you're already dead because of Turkeys civil war/nuclear explosion on that airbase near Syria.

bump

wtf, I hate conspiracy theories now

Yellowstone is not even a conspiracy theory, just a shitty meme

Yellowstone will blow on the 1937th anniversary of MT. Vesuvius's eruption.

Get it in your head Sup Forums is always right , only not with the happenings

Sup Forums is right regarding identifying jews, finding info, etc.
In terms of predicting ''Happenings" Sup Forums is always wrong.

Yes, well done, user, well done.

HOWEVER...

>Looks like there will be no eruption today
Faggots listen, once and for all. Volcanoes show sign weeks, even months ahead of time, before they blow up, mostly if it's something big.

No unusual activity, quakes or swelling = no eruption for tomorrow or even next month.

RISE UP

lmao you fucking autistic idiot you people are stupid as fuck to believe the world is coming to an end because some dumb ass on an image board says so fucking retards

How do they know it's safe for 1000 years? Yellowstone is what's been keeping me from moving inland.

Nice miss fag.

RISE UP STORMCLOAKS

You're nuts. Even on the coasts you're likely to die in the event of Yellowstone erupting, particularly the west coast. There will be Richter scale 9+ earthquakes all over the place.

nps.gov/yell/learn/nature/volcanoqa.htm

Read and put your mind to rest.

>inb4 (((government websites)))

Contrary what you may believe, there's no reason to hide Yellowstone erupting from us. It would guck over the elites as badly as it does anyone else.

Studies.
I saw a documentary about a volcano in Philippines, the eruption was predicted like a week before and it was in 80s with older equipment.

...

All "predicted happenings" are just distraction by Jews

Correct

Sup Forums is always wrong

Whatever made you think it was about Yellowstone anyway?

Its like when Gandhi reaches the atomic era he realizes his mistakes and tries to remedy them with is version of the final solution.

>How does it feel to be happening-wrong once again.

Sup ForumsACKS WERE ACTIVELY DEBUNKING THIS BS

everybody was writing 'nothing' would happen

methane clathrate gun, yes, it's kill.

but it won't shoot off once, it will give off methane slowly and steadily.

there will be local hot weather events, which will locally unfreeze the permafrost or clathrates under water.

it won't happen all at once. But it will accelerate global warming.

This means that equatorial countries are kill, middle east is kill, Iran, Pakistan, India is kill.

They will all run north to Turkey and then to Europe.

It will be Syrian refugees 100x.

You do realize Sup Forums is satire, correct?

Nice picture of Glacier National Park, Montana.

Non believers will get whats coming to them.

autist

>he can't into reverse image searching

My quads confirm it will happen

Thanks for noticing. I was in Yellowstone last year, and I plan on going to Glacier next year. Noticed right away as well

WW3 begins today

I am Dutch and I knew this. I have been to Yellowstone 4 times and Glacier NP 3 times. The west part of USA is very beautiful.

Why did you let Mormons have Utah?

Good morning Yellowstone!

You cannot stop us. We will predict the biggest happening of all time; which is... The happening itself

Is this a legit?

You're going to die at best and be living in a post apocalyptic hellhole fighting niggers and spics for scraps of food while foreign powers invade and try to salvage what's left of the wreck of our nation in preparation for the imminent global thermonuclear war at best if Yellowstone erupts.

You're fucked either way, don't let it influence your decisions.

The fuck is this ifunny bullshit

If you look at the Deseret Territory they had staked out before the government slapped their shit down, you'll see they lost a lot.

I've been thinking this for a while.