Vocaroo Thread - Edgy Posts Edition

I’ll start:

None of you understand. I'm not locked up in here with YOU. You're locked up in here with ME.

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We all know you are a girl
H*ck off this is a male thread + polish underage grill

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All of these are really bad.

Do you love japan

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I'm stationed on Okinawa, it's okay. It reminds me of Florida. There's lots of old building a that look like commieblocks, youd feel right at home.
Do you like Russia? I'd like to visit one day.

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Be my gf, NOW.

>US military fag

>Fillipino
Between that and being a military fag, I know which id rather be. The women here don't seem to mind.

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Here you gow

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pls

>Which witch wished which wish?

post flubs too. pls.

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BE MY WITCHER BOIPUCCI RIGHT NOW

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NO. YOU CAN'T BE THAT GOOD.

>The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

Okinawa is actually pretty comfy. It was really humid (worse than here tbqfh) when I went there but still enjoyed it. I’m gonna beat the shit out of you when I see you in foster

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YOU TOO?
HOW.

try >The sixth sick sheikh's sixth sheep's sick

we have a lot of ch sh sounds in Polish so :)
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It's been like below 60 degrees here lately. Pretty chilly
>when I see you in Foster

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normal:
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Yeah I heard it’s better during this time of the year. Transpo is pretty difficult without car though since it’s all taxis.
>tfw paid almost $100 each way just to go to Nago castle site park

>There are two minutes difference from four to two to two to two, from two to two to two, too

I don't think this one is particularly hard, but I want to hear your r's.
>Red Robin, the red river rat, ran right round the the rabbit's rickety rocking chair, and rubbed his rosy, rusty, red rump on the rumpled red rug.

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You're too good. >:/

You cheated just a little, but because of the second link, I will let it slide.

Sometimes I wish I was stationed in California.

I'm good because I can do shit like this

Przeleciały trzy pstre przepiórzyce przez trzy pstre kamienice.

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>You cheated just a little
lol

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Marry me so I can live in a house and not the barracks.
You'd also get US citizenship and free gibsmedats from the military.

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try this, I will write phonetically below W czasie suszy suchą szosą Sasza szedł.

V chasye sushi suhom shosom Sasha shedw (read like English 'ch' 'sh' 'w')
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Funny since my ex just got transferred to California. Okinawa is nice but I guess it’s still easier when you’re in your home country. When you go to Schwab, try dropping by at Shivas. They got nice curry according to him

Are you breaking up with me?

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>my ex got transferred to Cali
>according to him
Are you fillipina?

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Someone say these things, doesn't have to be all of them.

Salt in the womb.
Not to be devil's mannequin but what goes up and around comes down the town.
You gotta break some omelettes to make some lemonade.
Ripped of more than you can glue.
Don't put all your legs in one casket.
Actions speak louder with words.
Don't throw my baby in a bathtub.
One man's treasure is a trash mans feathers.
Beauty has eyes to behold is skin deep.
Like taking candy from a fish barrel.
In the land of the blind, sheep is king.
Barrel of monkeys can't run a country.

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Actually what I was saying was if we got married you'd move into a house with me, not me move into a commieblock with you.
There's lots of buildings that look like commieblocks in Okinawa, you'd feel right at home.

I’m not a fag nor a trap, that’s for sure.

sounds like Polish/10
good jerb

My turn to laugh now, it is only fair.


Ir-re ta’ l-Ingilterra, gie Malta jixtri t-terra
Mela fl-Ingilterra m'hemmx terra
Biex ir-re ta’ l-Ingilterra,
gie Malta jixtri t-terra
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lol thanks.

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how does one letter count as a word?

>not a trap
Into the trash you go

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very good
well, 'w' means 'in'
it's just how things are around here

...

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how does the X sound phonetically?

sh

Well you could go get a trap then kill it afterwards

You mightve just did sumthin
Anyway, what are the odds I'd find someone from the Phillippines who dated a marine and browses an obscure board on a Polish toilet cleaning forum? Not only that, but I also set myself up with a qt sounding polish wife and I'll move out of the barracks soon, the internet is truly magical

Now we're cookin with fire.
And tell him he's a cuck too

Jesus christ. Don't try this at home.
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Tqahqaht tqahqieqa u t-tqahqieha li tqahqaht kienet tqahqieha kbira.

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I cannot do this friend :(

I can't even do it myself. Whoever came up with it is an asshole.

give me your best newscaster voice.

Ten people died in the Bronx last night due to a fire that killed ten people in the Bronx last night during a fire.
Fire officials say all ten people died due to the fire, which was too hot for their bodies.
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what did he mean by this?

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"Laugh if you want. I don't care. Think that you are much smarter then the poor and damned lunatic. I don't care. But think about it. You are a dead thing, just as me. You died and reborn...this way. What? You and me different.? Simple - I remember everything I saw when I was completely and truly dead. You would be crazy aswell."

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Call Doomguy, because I'm sure that summoned a demon somewhere.

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>gets married to a polish qt
>moves out of the barracks
>more military benefits

Do it

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breddy good

actually "were" not "was" since it was you and not I, fug

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Much Madness is divinest Sense --
To a discerning Eye --
Much Sense--the starkest Madness --
'Tis the Majority
In this, as All, prevail --
Assent--and you are sane --
Demur--you're straightway dangerous --
And handled with a Chain

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Say this Negroes:


Als Sigismund gegen Barbadäus antrat wusste niemand wer das zweite Streichholzschächtelchen aufheben wird um der nächste König von Sant Bernadius zu werden. Doch es war klar, dass nur die Mächte des bösen Magiers Grausdubald die gefledderten Landen ins Verderbnis stürzen können.

1. ...Perception at once shapes the mind and rules over time. Time, however, erodes human perception and then in turn warps the mind. The Mind is capricious, having various effects on perception, time, and the mind itself... with harmony progress is made....

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2. ...Chaos, like the Mind, can be understood only through the scientific process. Order, however, is only as good as the Perception thereof. Time is the Key that links the two and bears witness their ebb and flow...

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XD

Best one of the bunch

Good try :)

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Lol you sound like those people that take care of the old in Elderly homes.

Lol I understand you perfectly fine and I’m sure most of us can too

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Ecce gratum
et optatum
Ver reducit
gaudia.
Purpuratum
floret pratum
sol serenat
omnia.

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Are you a Quebequeus?
You seem to have a french accent.

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Sry I meant to say:
Are you a Kwäbäkehus?

My name is not important... What is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world and the human worms feasting on it's carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred... and I always wanted to die violently. This the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill... and it's time for me to die.

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Optimum
Bonum
Bonum
Barbarum

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no, but I was taught an acceptable level of french at school. Maybe it comes out when I try to say other things. I'm sure my french is awful to a frenchman. Neither english nor french are my first language though.

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I never thought it would be so easy to slaughter my whole neighborhood. I can feel their pain, their suffering flowing through my veins. It's like the most intense drug and I need more... much more! The ''Human Shields'' have arrived. I'll hide and prepare an ambush. It's time to shoot some canned meat, ha ha ha!

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So you're a spic.
I see.

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no I'm yugoslav