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hope you don't

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any hungry man in

got no friends

Banter is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored, than to anything on which it is poured.

Thread theme song.

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thinking about a wank

left over dominos pizza from two for tuesdays

Weird analogy

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAa what do i respond to this

anime nonces will be reported to GCHQ

Me either.

rude

tell her to fuck off

just woke up
still in bed
been going to bed at 10-11pm so as not to disturb the downstairs neighbour with my loud pc and stomping about but can never sleep until 4am. spend those 5 hours laid with my laptop
this can't go on

lottie you hottie

penelope

*avoids this message and listens to nana grizol*

ah yes

room for one more? ;)

illegal cartoons LOL

I've just settled into bed also. My tent is pitched. Haha.

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The Jamaican fella might have screamed this on the Titanic

fancy a jolly, Holly?

hello nonce

did i get featured or nah

ahahahah tried that mate AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAa FUCK

cold pizza is overrated
I would heat it up on a frying pan or in a big covered saucepan, or under the grill
i use a wooden spoon to prop the george foreman grill open a bit so i can grill stuff without the top bit touching the food and that's how i heat pizza

Buy Bitch™!

oi oi hands above the covers haha

noooooooooooooooo

>setoroled

setoroled

see pic

>seteoroled
hello, sudanese man

reheated pizza can be a bit unhealthy desu

Thoughts on the Tesla car in space?

Holly moley you're a looker!
Then something along the lines of:
Just a normal day at the office chasing down international criminals and preventing the collapse of our society. About to pour myself a baileys and milk, the manliest drink of all.

By starting with a compliment and then immediately moving onto lightheartedly talking about yourself she will subconsciously associate positive feelings with you. Or something.

had a setorole on the bog

reddit

*starts having a seizure*

Been listening to a few Meg Mac songs lately.

setorol down lad

alright mate, setorole down

setoroled

My penis got quite hard when I saw the two boosters landing back together

*setorols into bed*

setorole petal

Is that what you would have said about the moon landing?

alright lad

you a 66-fag-poo man? it's all about setorole now

setorosexual

*starts having a seizure*
Just setoroled into bed...

he's going for it

Rorke SEETHING

Maybe he meant to say soteriology?

ah yes, the "morning" rountine
pop the heating on
have a wee
get some music going
then put the ketorol on for a nice pot of coffee

he is made of cheese

dont know how people just leave typos in texts
honestly get well self conscious when i type and start doing an anxiety when i see ive made a typo

setoroling at this

Well you ruined it with the setorole fiasco but will be interesting to see how this develops.

>people in Australia before Asia

how exactly would this upset rorke?

very cheesy

fucking howling at how this girl no longer wants my lower-average sized dick because i made one or two fuck ups in the first message.

Native brits were niggers, so he can't claim Britain is a white country

“people”

ah yes, the "morning" routine
pop the AC on
have a shit
get some spoons heated up
seterole back into bed to enjoy the neet life

same, i proof read my texts, even to my closest mates, even to my mum
but i just did a /brit/ post making fun of setorol man and misspelled a word myself
not even bothered

YEAH I'M SIXNINE WITH THE NINE ON THE REGULAR

The infographic does not say that.

no why

F U C K E D I T
A
G
G
O
T

>be some nigger 70k years ago
>die from the shits in the middle of some swamps
>starts shitstorms in the year of 2018

I'd be glad to be him

would rather off myself than go on tinder
would feel like im on a constant test

the modern niggers diverged from rorke's ancestors long ago
it doesn't matter if he used to share some

It says on the graph that humans coming out of Africa got to Australia 50k years ago but only got to Asia proper 45k years ago.

the laughter i got from /brit/ was worth ten fold any sort of lustful sensations i may have derived from this slag

Race is a social construct, we're all the same

glad to see you've setoroled for us again

like to use big words like "plethora" in every day speech

abbos are some of the oldest people when it comes to how long ago they split off from other humans so it makes sense

8 letters
big word

like to use big words like "setoroled" in every day speech

like to use big words like "setoroled" in every day speech

cool it with the racist remarks

>100m spring finish line.jpg

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any open uni man in? doing it alongside working part time. done 180 credit so far with it

*muffles laughter with friends as you pass by*

ok thats it im at my wits end

i am joining the army and thats that.

Any Nsync man in?

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good meme
youtube.com/watch?v=DWMPe3wF9jQ

but to me SpaceX just seems like its a promotional enterprise
I don;t really believe any of the hype about interplanetary exploration

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coordinated on the /brit/ discord

considering doing their Business & Management(Economics) course, incase I ever have to get a toilslave job

Do you rate them? What's the process like?

I want to strip him. No homo.

that's why ethnic subsaharan africans living in europe have to take vitamin d tablets more often than ethnic europeans

I think it's fantastic art.

Nice video by the way.

The Briton phenotype

i jerk off on facebook messenger with a polish girl 14 years older than me kek