What does she bring to the table that a trained, actually loyal soldier with a gun couldn't?

What does she bring to the table that a trained, actually loyal soldier with a gun couldn't?

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a cute butt?

cRaAaAZzZyNeSs. It always trumps any martial artist or psychic.

same the the Joker does vs Batman
Boners

Audience

Disposable deniability.

The question in return would be who else can they bring on board

I hate this meme.

Though if you can have a crazy martial artist that is immune to psychics

Which is what Harley quin essentially was in the movie.

No, it's "What's her superpower?"

She brings a stab to Batman's ideology. "Look, you just catch them. We actually find uses for them".

It's not a meme if it's true. It's why joker always gives batman a problem, and why deadpool is considered more dangerous than someone like taskmaster, who can't read him because he's CrAaAazy.

Not any worse than the no-mind pseudo-philosophical bullshit in martial art pop culture - just a variation of it really.

>get 10 Russian war criminals
>pay them well so they're fucking loyal to you
>give them the best equipment on the planet

They'd be better than this bunch of clowns.

I think the better question is; if they're willing to bring her onboard, what does she bring to the table that literally any other criminal couldn't?

Why is lolrandumb juggalo chick with questionable powers on the team, but Johnny the Mafia Hitman or Dave the Serial Rapist isn't?

You can distract your enemies by having them rape/gangbang her if you want to do something stealthy.
Like throwing a golden coin in Hitman: Blood Money, instead it's a crazy and obviously kinky bitch.
Bet you can't do that with a Delta Force operator.

>Why is lolrandumb juggalo chick with questionable powers on the team, but Johnny the Mafia Hitman or Dave the Serial Rapist isn't?
Diversity quota, obviously.

Healing factor, increased endurance, toxin resistance, stress-resistance under metahuman combat conditions, expendable.

She's hot

That was the old canon. In the new canon she has no powers. Also in the movie it wasn't shown that she has any powers.

Ticket sales.

Well she did take a lot of abuse in the movie and kept going. Plus being able to keep up with super hero's in fights does offer an advantage in situations like this

Why are there so many autist seriously asking why they used a popular character in a movie?

Sex appeal and a self insert for women who don't realize that Harley and her relationship with the Joker are really unhealthy.

fapbait for 12 year olds

What the fuck do any of them bring to the table?

Croc got taken down by guards. Boomerang did nothing. Rick Flagg literally is a soldier.

The whole idea here is to take down Superman level threats. So unless everyone has a kryptonite-ish weakness that can turn into a bullet, Diablo is the only one worth a damn.

It's so you have a cute girl around to mercilessly fuck your ass with a strap-on whenever she pleases.

They have Slipknot. He's a serial rapist in the movie.

She's extremely expendable.

You can send her to her demise without any political repercussions.

I'd rather be dominated by Catwoman.

She's sexy but sane.

>Catwoman
>Not loli WW

Pedo

Faggot.

>not The Wall
I want Amanda to choke me with her thighs.

>immune to psychics

Except she completely fell for Enchantress vision of what the SS most desire, El Diablo had to snap them out of it

Aren't there a bunch of, say, army veterens and maybe ex-cops in jail? Harley just has a bat, if its anywhere relatively open she could lose to any of the hundreds of thousands of drunk rednecks or street thugs we have locked up.

She fell in the same vat of acid Joker did.

Babe Ruth vs. Harley quinn, who wins?

many scenes showed she knows how to fight and shoot and can apparently do that better than trained navy seals
so yeah there you go

she took all that abuse from the putties and still managed to comment on how shit her cardio was.

What is this woman?

She absorbs the healing abilities from semen.

Reminder that this is a movie trying to cause more racial tension to divide the people for Shillary.

Turn Catwoman into a feedee then. She'd make a hotter fatty.

Literally what. back to whatever hole you crawled out of. There is no racial tension or sexism faggot. Jesus Christ how can people seriously think like this.

It's true. CTR. Go fuck yourself everyone knows.

I think you are handicapped. If a woman is offered a role or a black man and they are playing a criminal or a poverty criminal they will speak and dress like that. Get over it.

I swear its middle class white people that have never even been to the ghetto that complain about this stuff.

As an aside
>britfag following US elections
>american liberals terrified of Trump winning, but do nothing other than belittle his support and try to pretend him becoming president isn't a serious possibility
>Hillary is literally the only person who can beat him and from a liberal perspective is the lesser of two evils, but the left in american shits on her constantly and generally just fight amongst themselves

I consider myself left wing, and I hate so many modern Liberals who support unelectable people like Sanders or Corbyn, complain constantly about how its unfair that people clearly stupider than them are allowed to vote and generally refuse to exist in reality.

That bleached her skin and made her crazy, it didn't give her powers. And in the New52 Suicide Squad they even say she has no powers.

Imo it was fearlessness and high tolerance for pain.

She handled herself well on her own but not any better than a trained soldier would.

Everyone's mother's name is Martha, except Harley.

Not only that, she's more fearless then the joker. She has no sense of self preservation, while others might hesitate to go into the metaphorical meat grinder, she fucking won't.

PUSSY

>Evil Superman shows up
>Harley rushes in
>Bat breaks against his head
>Superman rams his fist through her torso
>"Welp, that didn't work well. Boomer, you're up next..."

If they were going to use villains they should have captured Harvey 2 Face Dent and The Riddler.
I mean Harley Quinn is a great choice to tag along. Not only could she fight really well, (*She could take on the gaurds at that prison. Sent five of them to the hospital that one guy said*) she had charisma and a chipper attitude that kept moral up. However brute force and brains are also needed. That's where Harvey 2 Face Dent and The Riddler come in.

>Unelectable
>Sanders
>Would have won if the DNC didn't rig the election
Britfags fuck off.

Or maybe Joker stole some government mcguffin that they don't want to be found out like plans to build robots to kill Superman or the whereabouts of other metahumans and Waller purposely put Harley in to bait him out while the rest of the team where in the dark about it.

>I consider myself left wing
M8, please

It's about being expendable.

>Evil Superman shows up
>starts bullrushing through buildings at mach 5 using his indestructible body, heat visions everything, knocks a god damned comet off course so it is on a collision course with Earth, etc.

What the fucking hell kind of contingency can you create against an evil Superman that isn't retarded about using his powers? The guy can stay in space and fling meteors at Earth with impunity.

>not knowing that snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is the Democratic National Convention's favorite pastime

>It's about being expendable.
Naw, it's clearly Dirty Dozen by way of Escape from New York (the comic I mean) which has then been run through a Marvel tinted filter to add: quips, pop songs, and having S̶c̶a̶r̶l̶e̶t̶ ̶W̶i̶t̶c̶h̶
̶ Enchantress mindfuck the team by showing them their deepest f̶e̶a̶r̶ ̶desire.

Yeah, that could be.
Still though, 2 Face and The Riddler would have been fucking awesome and hilarious in that movie. Hell maybe not even as part of the Suicide Squad, but more so as just 2 villains doing their own thing and we get to see snippets of what they're up to. Perhaps they use the confusion going on in Midway City to steal expensive shit and bring it back to Gotham. Who to play them though,.....
I mean, slap some make-up on Jim Carey and he could probably reprise his role to the best of his ability. Perhaps David Tennant or Tom Hiddleston might make a good Riddler. As for 2 Face? Why not the guy they had play Harvey Dent in that Dark Knight movie I still haven't seen

Hillary is easily ahead so I'm not sure what you're talking about, she's doing okay for someone who is the second least liked presidential candidate in US history.

>the second least liked presidential candidate in US history
In other words: she's still winning; but not for their lack of *trying*?

Wow, Enchantress is similar to Scarlet Witch

>Enchantress is similar to Scarlet Witch
Not as similar as "Spirit in the sky" was to, you know, "Spirit in the sky," but sure.

Spunk

>not knowing that snatching defeat from the jaws of victory is the Democratic National Convention's favorite pastime

m.youtube.com/watch?v=0fa3HHnw8Tg

>army can't have ass

I found it weird they'd try to copy an aspect of Avengers: Age of Ultron that nobody particularly liked (the studio tried to force the cutting of the dream sequences).

Did they just put that in before they knew nobody was going to like it in Avengers?

>rigged polls
>hurr durr $hillary's winning easy
democracy was a mistake

Stops the rapier members of teams from having to rape non-criminals.

It's implied she's enhanced after the jump into the vat of chemicals.

Her in canon reason for being on the team was that she brought some much needed levity that raises everyone's morale, sort of like a jester or some kind of painted woman who amuses people... like a... what do you call them...whore?

I thought she was on the team cause she knows joker better than anyone, but joker is not even the actual antagonist so she brings nothing to the table.

Doesn't this help Batman's ideology? "You wouldn't have even gotten a team if I had killed them all. Everyone can be useful to mankind in some way."

I think it might be just a coincidence. There were dream sequences in both BvS and Avengers AoU so it just seems to be something hack directors like.

LOL

Just shut it down, Waller. Let Bruce and Friends handle it.

On the other hand, I like how Lex's plan is to forge silver bullets, Amanda's is to rely on the kindness of monsters, and Bruce's is to make friends.

How do we know it's the same one?

Did it give habilities to the Joker? If so, which ones?

Did the Joker become twice as powerful when he went after her?

Enhanced in what sense? She fought like a typical female action movie starlet. No super strength, speed, durability, healing factor, energy blasts etc.. She was just a chick with a baseball bat and a revolver, she lasted longer than most of the nameless but much better equipped SEALs simply because she was a named character.

I felt like the parallels were on purpose. Suicide Squad was their Avengers to show that even the bad guys have better morals than Marvel's good guys. Amanda Waller was their Nick Fury.

Not only that, Batman saying "shut it down" and that he'll handle it was a lot funnier to me because I viewed it that way.

Dat ass

What ass? Chick is built like a fridge.

Just like Bane was trying to get people against Romney, right, Limbaugh?

The polls aren't rigged, you're just a retard. Trump is down even in Quinnipiac polls.

Harley's a woman and more sympathetic as a protagonist, already having a significant fanbase. I would've loved for Riddler or Two-Face to take center stage instead but neither are as normalfag-friendly.

Enhanced in reflexes and agility and healing, just like the joker.

Jesus Christ

And people here will defend Sup Forums

>not a meme if it's true
>fiction
Pick one.

Deadpool is actually a master merc though. Bullseye looks up to him.

He beat Taskmaster not through insanity, but by fighting randomly on instinct and whatever he felt like rather than using techniques.

Deadpool's insanity only saved him from the space Messiah. He was so insane he can't really be happy, so the psychic bliss mind control had no effect on him.

Nightshade or vixen.

Track record.

Batman was involved in killing two of the most powerful metas the Earth has seen yet.

Harley went toe to toe with Batman.

That gives her more meta fighting credit than anyone else they can get.

It also seemed to help him deal with cosmic cube kid in standoff. Also in C&D Taskmaster stab pool through the chest with his sword and pool kept fighting. Anyone else that would have been the end of the fight.

>Socialist winning an election in America

Literally can't happen.
Also, the DNC as a group didn't do anything. Two Hillary supporters discussed going after her rival using a DNC channel.

May as well blame my boss for me talking about making pro Hillary signs.

Well joker and Harley are actual crime bosses who regularly go Toe to Toe to Batman.

She's the wild card. Every successful group needs one.

merch sales

Basically these two have lowered the bar so far that anybody can be on any team.

Hawkeye is just a Deadshot that prefers to use bows and Black Widow is basically Harley but with better toys and skills.

Both don't belong on the same field as the likes of Iron Man, Thor, Hulk, or Vision, but neither does Deadshot, Harley, Croc, and Boomerang belong in the same company as Enchantress or Diablo, it's the same dynamic with any team where the people with no powers are on teams with god-like beings.