So you're a Sup Forums mod wow, that site is very popular you must make a lot of money

>so you're a Sup Forums mod wow, that site is very popular you must make a lot of money

>eating hamburgers on a date.
definitely not having anal sex later

What goes through the mods heads when they see this post

Pussy, shit dick is a rite of passage

>Posts: 2,547,230,032
>Current Users: 205,341
>Active Content: 1348 GB
Read it and weep, baby.

>thinking mods are human
>not realizing bots record all entries and meta-data and stored by authorities

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>Could you just watch your stupid cellphone like every other millenial and let me eat my god damn burger? Thank you

Hey mod stop eating with your waifu and start moderating! Blacked threads etc.

Realistically speaking, how much do mods really make?

i don't mod but i shitpost for free baby
my favorite movie is the dark knight rises

Nothing.
They do it all for free.

They do it for free lol

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it's steak and shake u fucking whore

>anal sex
>anything but a fetish to masturbate to
i'm going to fucking puke. have you ever seen a camwhore stick a marker up her ass and pull out a wad of shit on the end of it? she freaks the fuck out and it's disgusting kill yourself faggots

That's why she's suppose to deuche first. I bet you've never had your girl finger you

This is the most underage post I've read all day.

Zero lmao

Is Steak and Shake good?

How come that place looks so much fancier than the Steak 'n Shakes in my neighborhood?

it's a white(jewish) neighbourhood

This is the most normalfag post I've read all day.

But I thought mixing dairy with meat wasn't kosher.

why would they serve kosher food to goy cattle

only the shakes

Yes, and I'm using my boner, er, ah, BONUS (Yeah. That'll do. She'll believe that) to treat you to Steak and Shake.

Care for a refill on your drink? It's on me.

It's good late night food, if you've been out drinking or you're just exhausted from a night out with your friends, it's a nice place to hang out and get junk food at while you all bullshit for a couple hours.

>1348 gb
i still remember the times when the active content was under 5 gb

ISHYGDDT

And what if you have no friends and you don't drink

Tfw I have a cut at the tip of my dick and fear it'll get infected if i fuck a grill in the ass

How me

>humblebragging on Sup Forums
Tssk

*hold me

Then you probably don't go out to eat anyways so why are you asking?

>y-you don't? Well I guess you can still pay for my meal anyway before I ghost you right?

>he does it for free
>on a friday night

Making NEETs on the internet feel inferior is a great pasttime.

>have you ever seen
no user, I actually haven't. And believe me I've looked. Can you point me to some porn where a girl sticks something, be it a marker or a dildo or a throbbing cock, up her ass without douching? I'm just curious, not that I have a fetish about a shit-covered dick or anything

mmh yes and i'm sure you have an excellent reason for being here on a friday night

It's Saturday, bud. And yeah, I just got back from bowling with a few friends and now I'm winding down. I hung out with a group of people last night at a fancy restaurant so I wasn't gonna do anything extravagant today.