This is the greatest movie of all time

this is the greatest movie of all time

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o-ok ;_;

Unironically yes

watch more films

like what?
i have only watched like 240

Was the kid lying when he said he didn't know how to cast bells, or was he just going nuts from the pressure?

i think he knew how but he didn't get any "secret" from his dad, who died without passing it on
he sold himself as having this special knowledge when really he knew only the basics

The director is self reflecting on his own feelings when he first got to make a big budget movie.
He was just a lost as the kid.

Tarkovsky is a hack.

contrarian opinions don't make you sound smart

>contrarian
>reminder that the first 30 minutes of Solaris consists of people sitting around watching tv
This is the kind of redditor tarkovsky is.

solaris is a great movie

t. reddit

>hating on solaris
wew lad

ok so you have no argument?

i know pic related is not official poster but i really like it

I like this one more

I was going to watch that tonight but I turned it off after 20 minutes because its shit. watched BvS instead

so they take him out of his village

>skip christian movie
>watch jewish director use christian imagery

I already told you why it's shit you fucking eejit.

me too
who the hell actually watches these old black and white movies they're so BORING
like, wheres the action? nothing happens the entire 3 hours
wtf? i can't watch movies made before 2010

>filmmaker wastes the opportunity for a historical epic to make a whiny whingy poem about how hard it is to be a filmmaker (icon painter)

Leave sleepkino to me...zzz...

because you're retarded

You literally should go back to led-dit. You are too stupid even for Sup Forums. Not even memeing.

I think the desire to do so was stronger than him.
Cant blame hm for that.

This and 2001.

never been there

A moron and a liar. The quintessential reddit gentleman.

I was gonna watch it the other night but it's too long so I watched another one instead

im done this is so boring

what did you watch instead

Homecoming fancam

Boring because you've got fuck all to say other than memes. You say solaris is a great film but can't back it up with reasons. You are literally a parrot just repeating what you hear without original thoughts. Aka tarkovsky. Aka reddit.

wtf are you tlaking about
your only argument against it was people watch a news report in the first quarter of the movie and then called me / tarkovsky reddit
whos the one spouting memes?

>news report
If I wanted to see the news I'd turn on the tv. Why would I watch a movie just to watch people watch tv. That makes a movie literal shit.

frankly i am embarrassed for falling for bait this obvious

This is why we can't have nice threads.

Because kids.
Stop being retarded and just ignore.

Don't forget that fucking Tokyo car ride that goes on forever because Tarky missed the World Fair and shot a bunch of garbage footage and wanted to salvage some of it.

Oh yes you're embarrassed and also a little insulted. You're gonna leave this thread and won't be commenting again amirite? You are a numale redditor. Please leave and don't come back.

k

I've gotten into the habit of putting it on so I can fall asleep.

Seen this thread and decided to put it on. I can put up with the black and white and the datedness maybe but this is boring as fuck. Have I been trolled?

Wild Strawberries
shut up bitch

so you watched something even more boring?

>Wild Strawberries
based

Sup Forums: Griffith, Stroheim, Flaherty, early Murnau

reddit: Bergman, Tarkovsky, Dreyer, Bresson, Antonioni

Zack Snyder isn't Jewish

never heard of it

watch more films

like what?

right

batman v superman
zoolander
tree of life
jack and jill

>Malick and Sandler in the same list
>for any reason, ever

oh man i love malick! starting jack and jill right now! im sure ill love it !

>he's actually serious

Are you suggesting that he's secretly a Jew?

the lack of action and color is not what makes this movie boring
there's actually plenty of tartar action

it's just boring, user. you never would have cared if your teachers hadn't forced you to watch it.

>the director is self reflecting on his own feelings when he first got to make a big budget movie.
So fucking what?

I challenge all the faggots in this thread to explain why any Tarkovsky movie is good.

because he's an excellent director.

please go back where you came from.
BvS is amazing and you need to re watch it agan.

>he think I'm not

This is what Tarkovsky and his fans have to offer. Absolute fuck all. Might as well have typed meme meme meme meme meme.

What do you mean by this?

Jack and jill, you fucking morons?
You can't possibly be this full of yourselves

Guess we know why people think this homework assignment is "the greatest movie ever"

Might as well be reading a thread about Citizen Kane. We know damn well you're just trying to avoid the stigma of coming out as "big fans" of that one.

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This guy makes him sound awesome

Already a better filmmaker than tarkovsky.

I love this image every time it's posted. I love sincere, vitriolic, passionate insults.
>Ghastly; repulsive trash.
>Monstrous, cheap, vulgar rubbish.
>It's terrible, but it is true, his film is worthless.
>It was awful...disjointed, meaningless...as cinema it is appalling.
>My God! Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?
>He is a pleb and hates anything original
>He's a disreputable whore. As far as I'm concerned, he is a corpse.

>My God! Did he actually die not knowing he was a hack?
words to live by,should be fucking board banner.

I challenge all the faggots in this thread to explain why any Tarkovsky movie is good.