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And I thought Waid was beginning to simmer down a little.
>There are people actually angered by this.
>OP is too autistic to get the joke and see the allegory
That picture of Mar-Vell crushing Carol's ugly helmet is nice at least
I love it when Marvel pokes fun at you cucks. The fact you're triggered by it means you clearly havent seen the error of your ways.
I...kinda only halve get it.
>there are people that actually defend this
>>OP is too autistic to get the joke and see the allegory
an allegory for a group of people who dont exist
Why are they trying to make fun of people? Isn't that a tad juvenile on their part?
they're really banking on the 'angry readers spend more than happy readers' philosophy
>bake them muffins
Kamala just bake a whole cake instead of mini cakes
What is wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
I guess I imagined all those comments from pseudo-comic readers ragging on Marvel's newer legacy characters because "MUH WHITE MEN"
Because
>There are people who are so easily triggered they think the only possible reactions to something is to either obsessively hate it or obsessively defend it
What joke exactly? It's a fanfic written not by Kamala, but the unspoken message is the same that Marvel has been ramming home for several years now.
>AREN'T THOSE DARN MRAs THE WORST, LADIES?
How the hell did hardcore liberalism become such an all-powerful, all-reaching political force in western society? Is there any escaping it?
This is so over the top retarded that it's almost like it's making fun of shit like this, but knowing Marvel they're probably serious.
>an allegory for a group of people who dont exist
MY BOI
I laughed, but then I realized some people are going to think this is in-character for Mar-Vell because fanfiction in a comic book is their only exposure to him.
>Sup Forums
>mattering
>Sup Forums
>not just a shitposting board where people try to outdo eachother in their faux-racism while they all jack off to latinas and black-white cuckold porn
There's only one character that gets to talk about rightfully reclaiming the Captain Marvel name, and it's not a goddamn Kree usurper.
There was no fetish story. I was hoping for Kamala Khan getting Julie Power to fall in love with her, causing Karolina Dean to fight Kamala, which ultimate ends in futa, furry stuff or inflation.
Not every joke involving a misogynist or racist characters is an attack to Sup Forums, some are just jokes,
This whole issue was pure gold, the two twists at the end really sold it.
>Implying sexist MRAs arent total faggots
I know this is Sup Forums but c'mon are you guys really mad about Marvel making fun of cucks who deserve it?
I quit spending money on Marvel a while ago, it was a good decision. Now excuse me while I sit back and laugh at the inevitable fireworks this will cause from both sides
>>Mar-Vell announced for Captain Marvel film
>>"UGH, why do we need that sexist jackass in this film? I hope Carol kicks his ass"
Ok so what is the context of this page. I assume this is some sort of gag page or dream sequence or something?
I mean even for marvel this is pretty on the nose shitposting (Or whatever the equivlent is for comic books).
>I wonder who's behind this post
Best Captain Marvel right here
>I guess I imagined all those comments from pseudo-comic readers ragging on Marvel's newer legacy characters because "MUH WHITE MEN"
You're right, you did, because people were ragging on them for their "diversity for diversities sake" creation/reason for replacing the main character, followed by poor storytelling and writing in which they're one dimensional paper cutout loudspeakers to fight against those darn MRA racists.
Fucking nobody complained about Riri because Riri was black or a woman. Everyone complained about Riri because the whole fucking concept is fucking retarded.
Did you miss the part where people were also yelling about Doom being Iron Man because its totally out of character?
Shut the fuck up, cunt.
I agree, they are. But Marvel treats all men who get annoyed by heavy feminist sentiment to be MRAs.
I just want Marvel to stop pandering and write good stories again.
Fucking awesome.
>perhaps she could bake them some muffins
>implying muffins aren't a delicious and nutritious breakfast food
>involving my girl Kamala in this stupid internet war
I've never been so furious at a company.
Who doesn't like muffins?
What's the context of this? It could be a joke.
If only.
What's problem? look fine for me
they are making fun of you, and by the looks of it, they hit a nerve
Underrated post
Is a fanfic, whole issue is about kamala reading fanfics about her.
but thats funny, and it literally says right after "lies all the time".
This is painting the image that everyone who complains about Marvel as being some sexist. Theres no joke, its just shitty weird character assassination.
You may be waiting for awhile. I see this state of comics lasting at least another 5 years, maybe longer. The only way Marvel is going back to form is to hit the reset button and hire new staff all around
>female towelhead
>in a Mar "No Editors" Vel comic book
It was only inevitable.
It's still shitposting it's just been committed to a 4 dollor for 22 pages publication.
Captain marvel lays down the law
>Marvel has announced hundreds of times with a megaphone that they're going out of their way to troll and trigger manbabies
>Manbabies still get trolled and triggered.
> and it literally says right after "lies all the time".
And OP pic is from a fanfic, is not something that actually happened.
>state of comics
State of Marvel comics, DC is doing fucking fine now.
Fanfiction Kamala found online.
As a POC myself I hate it, these characters are supposed represent me and I don't like them because they don't feel like real characters.
Riri is further proof that Bendis doesn't pay attetion to continuity beucase Lila Rhodes should be the new Ironman or Warmachine, she actually has connections to the Rhodes and Stark
once you understand that the point of this rhetoric is to deprive both men and women of their confidence, it shouldn't have any effect on you
if you get angry, get angry that stupid young men and women are taught that being upset about something (?) without really knowing what it is exactly, or having a practical strategy for dealing with it, is a good idea, and mentally healthy also
be upset that the natural cooperation between men and women is being attacked by enemies of all humanity. 'human traitors'
That's fair I'll give you that, at least IDW and DC seem to still have things in order
>This is painting the image that everyone who complains about Marvel as being some sexist.
No it's not, do you even get the context? This entire thing is a fanfiction that reads like a golden age comic
>Theres no joke, its just shitty weird character assassination.
Are you stupit?
Ok so its mocking the "tumblr" style fangirls that inject "WHITE MEN ARE EVIL" into their crappy fanfiction?
Ahh ok I guess I see the it now.
>This delusional
Ok user. Everyone who criticized Marvel for these changes are clearly individuals who only care about the quality of writing in comics.
>unironically using "manbabies"
>this whole thread
Sup Forumsmblr is just a meme they said
Nice try JIDF!
>Some user in the storytime thread said somebody would post this without context to get replies
>He was right
Well what do you know
>not knowing that some of them buy it
>And OP pic is from a fanfic, is not something that actually happened.
Which is painting the image that everyone who complains about shitty replacement characters is a sexist or racist.
Not dumping on Kamala but read my fucking post faggot, pls.
If I were a dying super hero I'd make sure to shout
"Get your own fucking mantle!" to my sidekick before dying.
I was in that storytime too.
It's exactly the same in-context as it is out-of-context.
But her afro isn't big enough! How do we know she's black without the stereotypical afro?
>Ok user. Everyone who criticized Marvel for these changes are clearly individuals who only care about the quality of writing in comics.
Uh, yeah.
If it werent for how awful the presentation on FemThor was, and the exampls after, nobody would be complaining as hard as they do now.
You dont see this shit with DC, both comic wise and fan-response wise. Fuck man i used to be a Marvel guy too.
Yes, because clearly recent Marvel masterpieces such as Original Sin, Unfunity, Secret War and Civil War 2 have been the pinnacle of quality writing you stupid faggot.
>Being this triggered
Are we just going to ignore that in this same issue Kamala says the guy who wrote a fanfic about his "possibly racist" step dad getting beat up by her needed mental help?
Your anger only makes their wallets fatter.
Clearly, people are simply concerned about ethics in comic book writing.
>Fucking nobody complained about Riri because Riri was black or a woman.
I did. The name is Iron Man a woman can't be Iron Man. And there was already a black girl on an iron man armor that was part of the "iron family".
Riri is shit, And blacks in general are not smart enought to get to the MIT.
Give me an indian, jew or chink Iron man and i will hate it. But i won't call it pandering.
Weah lad, wow
When did talking shit about haters become brave and noble and not petty and immature? I mean it's not like angry fans are a new phenomena, but I can't think of any time before the 2010's where comics decided that they needed to fire back at their critics instead of just taking the higher ground.
what a cunt
Are gonna pretend people raging actually read the issue?
Making fun of nerds became profitable so marvel discarded them like a used condom. Can't blame them, it works.
>Sup Forumsmblr gets triggered just as much as tumblr
jesus
They're making fun of like five guys in the Internet and a bunch of dudes from the 50s, and they're doing it in an immature way that makes the other side look like a cartoon, while there are REAL issues they could be talking about, like the wage gap or female genital mutilation or abortion rights. Instead they seem to think that women's issues boils down to showing that guy on Twitter the business or acting like His Girl Friday is still relevant
It's the lowest form of activism. You pick an easy, irrelevant target and crack jokes, all while saying "us women, RIGHT?"
>I know this is Sup Forums but c'mon are you guys really mad about Marvel making fun of cucks who deserve it?
Men who stand as a sort of Internal Affairs to make sure the road to equality is not impeded by Feminist going too far and into Misandry deserved to be abused and treated like shit?
Burn the fuck in hell human garbage.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. Now I want muffins.
Yeah, I agree OP. "Miss" always looks better on paper as part of a superhero name than "Ms."
lol nobody buys comics. i don't how this shit is turning a profit.
That's not what Sup Forumsmblr means.
>Making fun of nerds became profitable
Meanwhile comic sales continue to be a fraction of what they used to be decades ago, so I highly doubt that assessment.
Tell me about your made up identity and sexual status then tumblr.
In what way did my post imply I agreed with OP? My point was both "sides" get shit on in this issue.
Beautifully written.
>wage gap
Anyone still pushing this meme IS a cartoon.
underrated
Sup Forumsmblr are the idiots in this board that get triggered by the word nigger, or that think anyone racist is from Sup Forums or right wing
As a fan how am I supposed to feel exactly when the company I love LITERALLY starts ridiculing me?
but its NOT profitable, they've been consistently declining in sales for awhile now and are falling way the fuck behind.
Ghostbusters proved this is the case with movies, many failures proved its the case with games, Marvel is just too fucking stubborn because they're part of Disney and cant ever go out of business.
But the wage gap isn't fucking real.
And Abortion isn't a right any more the beating a toddler to death with a rock is.
props
Women on average get paid 70 cents to the dollar. There are reasons for that, like the fact that women often choose lower-paying fields to work in, but it's still a conversation you could have rather than "DURR GUESS THEY DONT LIKE MY NAME"
>wage gap
Look, i agree with your point, but the wage gap isnt real. Its based on the average income of each sex, not that they're literally paid less for the same job.