The Flintstones #1 Storytime

In preparation for tomorrow's new release, let's meet the Flintstones.

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The modern stone age family?

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From the town of Bedrock?

Modern Gonzo Stone Age Family is more like.

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>homo erectus

KEK

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>how long have you been wearing that tie?
>15 years

fuck, fred

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So will the "marriage" issue be set before this one? This all seems pretty monogamous and wedded-like.

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Why does this exist?

GRAND DAD

>Gunspears
What the duck lmao

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Those last two panels are great.

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That Mammoth does not look amused

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i wanna fuck barney

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Well, at least he apologized kinda.

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what the fuck is this and where can I find more of it

>Andy Warthog
Kek

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Thanks for reading. I hope you all had a gay old time.

Fuck yeah, bird slavery.

i loved this, but i kept waiting for it to turn into porn.
it seemed like it was really lining up for bara porn.

>I think its more about the absence of meaning
God I hate premodern art.

>where can I find more of it

At your local comic book store! The second issue releases tomorrow. Someone is also sure to storytime it.

>THE FLINTSTONES #2
>Written by MARK RUSSELL • Art by STEVE PUGH • Cover by AMANDA CONNER• Variant cover by EMANUELA LUPACCHINO
>Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
>Bone Depot, Tarpit, and other big box stores get Bedrock whipped into a buying frenzy while Fred gets trapped in a vitamin pill scam. Plus, Fred and Wilma experience a crisis of faith when they discover the bird god they worship also makes a great record player needle.
>On sale AUGUST 10 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • RATED T

I really hope I can pick up the Lupa variant cover rather than the Conner one.

KEK

Christ, things are looking a little bleak.
Is Pebbles born yet, or is the author saving her for some levity?

FLEENTSTONES?

it's slingshots attached to a stick with a spear

i'm so thankful for stone age puns

Man, I just cannot match Barney's old voice to this guy.

Already a teen. And apparently into cannibalism ().

she is a teen. so is bam bam

Pebbles is literary on the cover mate. Flintstones was always pretty bleak if you look past the comedy

This actually looks pretty good.

Next issues out tomorrow, right? All the Bi weekly stuff DC is doing is throwing me off

This was a very good story.

That's a damn good cover.

If you like this, go read Prez, it's a lot similar.

Might as well post the remaining variants.

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Thanks.

Second volume when?

This shit got dark.

To be fucking awesome.

Any month now. It was supposed to be near election season, but we heard no news yet

This is the comic series I never knew I always wanted.

This has no reason to be this good.

I like how everyone is fit as fuck in this comic.

What other cartoon could be given the grimdark effect if you add a "great war" to the backstory?

>What other cartoon could be given the grimdark effect if you add a "great war" to the backstory?

Johnny Bravo, it'd turn into a Duke Nukem cartoon.

Jetsons?

jetsons

Wasn't implied on the original show, with Fred being part of a group of veterans?

So DC can cash in on the Hanna Barberra license.

It's okay, but Sup Forums's historically low-standards have elevated it to flavor of the month.

Hot damn the first issue alone is better than this years Moon Knight in its entirety.

So did senator armstrong get warped back to the stone age?

They're cavemen. It makes perfect sense.

Pugh's art looks nice but if ever given a choice I would easily take Walt.

Yeah, he was. Only here it's turned into him being a recovering veteran

George Jetson...space marine?

It was. They even had a special where Fred recounted tales of him fighting caveman Germans.

I am not kidding.

What is wrong with it nigga? Besides, this comic isn't well received on any other site due to Not Muh.

I hope that the sales are good.

Nah its too easy it'd come out bad.

No, George is one of the people that got a cushy living after the war.
What about the ones that lost?

What about the surface?

The Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes isn't a veterans organization, at least in the original show, but a take off on fraternal lodges like the Moose Lodge and Elk Lodge and shit.

damn, you're bitter and petty.

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This and Future Quest are phenomenal.
Stick to squirrel-girl

Which were veterans organizations in all but name.

No, its actually just /fit/ Danny Devito

It's a bland sitcom that tries too hard to have "feels".

holy fucking shit

Jesus Christ when did the Flintstones get so dark?

How does it try to hard.