Vocaroo Thread PT. Deux
The great colonization, no border walls in this bitch.
Vocaroo Thread PT. Deux
The great colonization, no border walls in this bitch.
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first
What goes on ITT? I wasn't in on the last one.
We are doing nordic yells, you should join in
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We talk shit to each other.
And SOMETIMES read things in languages that aren't (or are) our own.
Wtf I want to read something in a different language
Je vous hais, je vous méprise tous. Vous n'êtes que des cafards misérables, des sombres merdes qui n'arrivent pas à dix pour-cent de mon quotient intellectuel. Je pourrais tous vous écraser si je le voulais, vous marcher dessus, comme on marche sur des capotes usées dans le métro, mais je n'en n'ai pas l'envie, non. Je préfère vous regarder vous détruire vous-mêmes. Riez de moi, humiliez moi, mais je suis très bien dans ma chambre à lire mes mangas, au fond de vous, vous savez que je vous suis supérieur en tout point...
anyone want to post some basic spanish text to read? please no poetry or songs
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Have at it laddo, it's my favorite English Book.
I can post English if you'd like
Im a native english speaker tho
you tried it's good.
Can you understand ? I mean six years is a whole lot, you don't like French ? (I have a friend who's been studying english for a long time, but she is not making progress at all, because she hates the way english sounds, for her it's just "not possible"
I was not ready for this lol
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please do
quick tip : do not pronounce the "e" and "s" at the end of words
it sounds like you are speaking a mix of spanish and finnish, I had never realised that
post polish
Try this one:
Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing.
And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds of your ancestors being alive; meeting; siring this precise son; that exact daughter... Until your mother loves a man she has every reason to hate, and of that union, of the thousand million children competing for fertilization, it was you, only you, that emerged. To distill so specific a form from that chaos of improbability, like turning air to gold... that is the crowning unlikelihood. The thermodynamic miracle.
La humanidad que prefiere modificar genéticamente un aguacate para que los idiotas no se corten, en vez de educar a los idiotas para que no se corten partiendo un aguacate, merece extinguirse y ser reemplazada por aguacates inteligentes.
(no polish attention whores allowed)
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Nope. To be honest one of the six years was a revision course, the rest where in secondary school, I don't know why I chose French. I was never really into it, I like how it sounds, but I just did not take it seriously I guess. I do have an o level in it lol. I should've taken Italian. Those six years, by the way; those have ended seven years ago.
did first paragraph
Is this from that Tundra book?
Don’t be mean to her :(
oh ok thanks
>(no polish attention whores allowed)
t. buttblasted in the face of rejection by another online woman
Someone with a serious and dramatic voice read this please:
I have recently learned a most distressing fact. It is that one of the more Christian nations does not celebrate a specific Christian holiday that is central to the religion. Now we all know that America definitely celebrates the birth of Jesus because of the sheer amount of spam. But they don’t celebrate Easter? The death and resurrection of Jesus is a central part of the Christian religion. And I just can’t fathom why they don’t celebrate it. Why won’t Americans celebrate Easter?
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Hypersphere
Ora è accaduto per la seconda volta, nel volgere di un decennio, che il popolo italiano – nella sua parte migliore – ha scavalcato un Ministero e si è dato un Governo al di fuori, al di sopra e contro ogni designazione del Parlamento.
Il decennio di cui vi parlo sta fra il maggio del 1915 e l’ottobre del 1922.
Lascio ai melanconici zelatori del supercostituzionalismo, il compito di dissertare più o meno lamentosamente su ciò. Io affermo che la rivoluzione ha i suoi diritti. Aggiungo, perchè ognuno lo sappia, che io sono qui per difendere e potenziare al massimo grado la rivoluzione delle «camicie nere», inserendola intimamente come forza di sviluppo, di progresso e di equilibrio nella storia della Nazione.
Mi sono rifiutato di stravincere, e potevo stravincere. Mi sono imposto dei limiti. Mi sono detto che la migliore saggezza è quella che non vi abbandona dopo la vittoria. Con trecentomila giovani armati di tutto punto, decisi a tutto e quasi misticamente pronti ad un mio ordine, io potevo castigare tutti coloro che hanno diffamato e tentato di infangare il Fascismo.
Potevo fare di questa Aula sorda e grigia un bivacco di manipoli… potevo sprangare il Parlamento e costituire un Governo esclusivamente di fascisti. Potevo: ma non ho, almeno in questo primo tempo, voluto.
r8 my Mussolini impression
>(no polish attention whores allowed)
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Here is the song wish you were here by pink floyd sang and played by me
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rate pls
Good stuff
Rousing. Do you have that hammer like chin as well?
what the fuck is that ?
Ave!
I wish
how'd i do?
charming!
now do this
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This is the book.
/lit/ wrote it as a group (I wrote part of it too).
It's fucking hilarious
Don't give germanon!
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Very nice. It's easier to sing at a normal volume than so quietly but i assume you have volume restrictions. Guitar is really nice.
great job user. it's a god-tier song
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>don't give up
god dammit
Good. Wirh an accent, but very good.
very nice
hey, I understood it all !
holy shit, it got published ?
Olé! muy bien. Because you are Spanish.
Thanks. I also posted this before
Ehhhh?
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I'm kinda high so might not do well.
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Yes & No
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You can basically get anything self published on this website, they'll print it for you.
I'm so fucking high
taking requests, the 'say no to weed' list the other day was fucking hilarious
also a guitar
brit english, simplified english, french, spanish... anything goes
sing me some led zeppelin :^)
Someone read James Joyce's "love letter"
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This is a song.
Can you read/sing this for me?
Here's how it sounds
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Quem vem e atravessa o rio
Junto à serra do Pilar
vê um velho casario
que se estende até ao mar
Quem te vê ao vir da ponte
és cascata são-joanina
erigida sobre um monte
no meio da neblina.
Por ruelas e calçadas
da Ribeira até à Foz
por pedras sujas e gastas
e lampiões tristes e sós.
E esse teu ar grave e sério
num rosto de cantaria
que nos oculta o mistério
dessa luz bela e sombria
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
LOL I can tell you are high
Here’s my monotone reading
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Pls correct my mistakes
The audio is not good but your pronunciation is nice.
out of tune trumpet/10
thank you :)
maybe I am embarrassed when my roommates are home. I don't usually just sing around the house.
I remembered I can sing a very beautiful led zeppelin song. I'll post it.
>I remembered I can sing a very beautiful led zeppelin song. I'll post it.
Please be going to california or that's the way
that was quite a read user
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Great shit
You can see his other letters here
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I, nakonec, posle nashei Revolucii mi otmenili vse preponi dlya v'yezda i radi privetstvovat' lyubogo cheloveka, normal'nogo fizicheski i umstvenno.
Ya ne stizhus' svoih predkov i svoego naroda, kakogo bi cveta ne bila ih kozha, i kak bi oni be popali na Mars. Ya gorzhus imi. I menya besit, esli kto-to nad nimi izdevaetsya. Kstati, ruchayus' golovoi, chto eti dvoe ne poluchili bi vida na zhitel'stvo dazhe pri nineshnei politike otkritih dverei. Oni slaboumnie.
You guys did good :)
Pretty gud
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> Anonymous 02/07/18(Wed)22:25:44 No.85327700
I like this version more
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I'm not big with French
Slavic/English pls
Ah yes, that gets the old mouse rattling
An everloved classic, for you:
CIA: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, gun fire past head out open door] He didn't fly so good! [Pulls guy back in to plane] Who wants to try next? Tell me about Bane!! Why does he wear the mask!?! A lot of loyalty for a hired gun!!
BANE: [Still has black hood on] Perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.
CIA: At least you can talk. Who are you?
BANE: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[CIA SLOWLY TAKES OFF HOOD]
BANE: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA: If I pull that off would you die.
BANE: It would be extreamly painful....
CIA: You're a big guy!
BANE: For you!
CIA: Was getting caught part of your plan?
BANE: Of course..... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you about us.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!!!
CIA: Well congratulations! You got yourself caught!
CIA Operative: Sir!
CIA: Now whats the next STEP in your master plan?!
BANE: Crashing this plane!........With no survivors!
fucking sad case
Back from playing vidya, post some songs to sing
That's clearly jewish influence.
Jews slowly turn Sharts into the jewlings.
Penis cuts - checked
desanctfing marry - checked
not eating milk products - nearly achieved since most of you are niggers that can't stand lactose - checked
Only think left is taking away the god status of christ - nearly achieved
I'm not a French expert by any means but your r sounds like a spanish r instead of a French r
on the sunny side of the street (in your own style)