What is his endgame?

What is his endgame?

Annoy Sup Forums

Ruining immersion

It's a new one

To sit in his rightful place in the iron throne on the castle on the hill and fuck pusy

Holy shit, looking at him hurts my eyes.

To stay relavent as long as possible.

>hands of gold are always cold but a woman's hand are warm

What did he mean by this Sup Forums?

He will be selling out concerts until he stops playing them user. I don't think you understand how popular this ginger dweeb actually is.

to get GOT cancelled with no survivors

How is this ugly fucker a star again? I just can't see tweens putting posters of this gargoyle on their walls

lannister a shit, i want sum fuk!

best popstar in decades better than Bob Dylan in lyrics and beats. Better than mopey men like Nick Drake and Elliott Smith and better than John Lennon and Faul McFartface better than Cher and Eminem, better than Neil Diamond and a better actor than Johnnny Deep and funnier than Sam Hyde and a better voice than Jeff Buckles

Thank fuck.

To return underground with his goblin brethren

I'll give you all of those except for Lennon and Dylan.

All Ed

>Shape of You is played everywhere I go outside
>Normies play him on their phones all the time
>Normies keep reposting that GoT cameo on Facebook

When will this end

>Did you know that world-renowned writer Stephen King was once hit by a car? Just something to consider.
What did he mean by this?

that line was so fucking terrible

Tfw it's a new one

Because singing is "sexy". He really is a fucking loser though. Good in him for being rich and all, but his music sucks (and is getting worse) and he's about 5'6 with wonky eyes.

No teenage girls have incredibly short attention spans, in order to be relevant past a couple years you need actual fans. The beetles wouldnt have anywhere near the lasting effect if they stopped during their teenage hearthrob years.

Why did they cast him as a hobbit though?

what the fuck is wrong with his face

He does perform really well he has talent i will admit.

I would give him all but Paul Mccartney, but he got cloned so he is right on all of those.

>everyone keeps shitting on his looks, saying he is like a ogre, and I look like him.

Guys, plz stop

how can someone so ugly be so mainstream popular? His songs are all shit tier acoustic hipster garbo as well.

why are micks so fucking ugly?

Did Yukon kill Paul?

can you imagine the world class SSS tier pussy this guy gets despite his horrific Lovecraftian face?

His final form

Because teenage girls are the most succeptable to Jewish trickery.

I will never understand how anybody finds ginger men attractive

$$$$$$$$$$$

I've been imagining pussy for 25 years now, I think I'm up to the task

Would you get a mouth full of pale ginger pube encrusted wiener in exchange for 20k from his manager to keep his ego up?

I'm in love with the shape of you

Bravo Sheeran

Why the fuck doesn't he get a clean haircut? That shit he has is for 10 year olds and looks good on no man.

Ayo hol up

Mother of god

Hey guys, it's Ed here. No I won't post a timestamp or shoe on head. You really think I need people knowing that I browse tv & mu? I have shitposted here since 2011 and I feel like one of you. Yes, I'm rich but why the hate? I thought I gave a decent performance on GoT and it was just a bit of fun. I'm seriously asking. Yeah, I know you say I'm ugly, well guess what, people have said that about me all my life.

Ask me anything. Seriously!

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How tight is Taylor Swift's asshole?

I snogged her but we didn't have sex.

Okay how tight is Cara's asshole?

Not so tight, and it smells funny...

Why are you afraid to get a haircut? I promise it's not that scary

She's not so into men, same as T. I kissed her when we were on MDMA but we didn't fool around.

Buy my album instead of pretending to be me ;)

Ever thought of quitting while you have millions of dollars and a small ammount of respect and dignity?

In terms of pop musicians he's actually right at the top. I'm gonna see him in concert in a couple months
>snogged
Is there a more disgusting British word?

turning into simply red apparently

Did you touch her feet?

You sound like my gf. I am getting plugs. My hair is part of the package, unfortunately. It's always been pretty thin.

Nice try, but we're both pretending to be Ed.

Wank?

why did they make you be the singing guy in the scene Ed? there wouldn't be a hubbub about it if you were just some random dude

holy fuck just wanted to see gargoyle is my new favourite insult, im hungover as fuck and i laughed so hard

Wank is a great word. Much better than "jerk off" or whatever Americans call it.

Fap is an acceptable middle ground though, I'll give it that.

Haha, footfag. :) She rested them on my lap, yes.

Not likely, it's all I want to do. You may not like my music but it's my life.

For Maisie.

Wank is fine but sounds more graphic than jack off or whatever. Snog still sounds repulsive

See you there. Wear a CIA costume and I'll buy you a drink.

I like snog btw.

What do her feet smell like?

Also do you write the songs as acoustic only then fancy them up in studio or do you do everything?

Did you bang Princess Eugenie

>For Maisie

What does her butthole feel like?

It becomes a horrible word when your angry anglo motha walks in on you and shouts at you for "wwwwankin off!!!", also happened with my scottish teacher in the busstop shed, lifes not like porno they dont finish you off, you just get shouted at.

Women willingly want to fuck him. Think about that. Just get a good look at this guy and think about it.

Coconut and strawberries.

I write them on guitar, sometimes with a guy on piano depending on where I am. Some I just record a vocal melody and then work on it until it grows into a song.

Haha, no. But I have a nice reminder of her on my cheek. No need for prosthetic wounds in my cameo.

You guys are anally obsessed. No idea, sorry.

Just IMAGINE

Women care a lot less about looks than r9k believes.

Also, some of my friends say he looks like The Mysterious Mr. Enter.

I don't see the resemblance, at all.

This board is so shit people are LARPing as Ed fucking Sheeran for entertainment.

I'm a woman and I wouldn't touch that fucking goblin even if my life depended on it

>I'm a woman
Why would you lie like that?

It's really me. and seemingly as women too. As if! ;)

You're not a woman.

>that is a 10/10 in Bongistan

get your shit toghether.

>You will never have Maisie and Ed in a disgusting 3 way sandwich

Why live?

...

but you're a triggered ugly fuck I see

This guy is ugly why do girls like him?

>but you're a triggered ugly fuck I see
hmm well that is something a woman would say

He's famous. And maybe he's a nice guy, I dunno.

he has a good voice

Oh if only we could see the spawn of that unholy union...

It's a new one

Cause he's rich and famous, all his songs are just bs about picking up chicks at the bars and all that

....and yet here you are posting on Sup Forums...really gets the noggin joggin eh?

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.

I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Ed thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" cameo scene, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a lotr ripoff show. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic GOTfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "IT'S A NEW ONE!! IT'S A NEW ONE!" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

I will murder you because you let drum and bass niggers remix your songs and it keeps playing on the radio

STOP IT
STOP GIVING THEM PERMISSION TO DO IT

THEY FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

$$$

The accent of a million inbred poms.

He needs to buy himself a comb

It's not up to me. The record company deals with that. Sorry

>horrific Lovecraftian face?
That might just describe my face too

To fuck the shit out of Maisie Williams.

When you stop being underage.

That really would result in Sid from Ice Age

>Shape of you plays constantly on the radio when I first got together with my girlfriend
>Would drive everywhere and shit talk Ed Sheeran and his 6 tone xylophone when it came on the radio
>Girl dumps me last week
>Become miserable every time I hear his music or see his ugly face
Thanks Ed.