Just bought these Trump playing cards. Pick a card and I'll show you what's on it

Just bought these Trump playing cards. Pick a card and I'll show you what's on it.

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4 of clubs

Q of Spades

Ted Cruz better fucking be the Joker.

Ace of Spades, obviously

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Cuck detected

Why not Jeb? I'd call the joker pretty low energy since you don't use it in 99% of card games.

Fiornia confirmed for coal burner

Give me a 5

Who did you expect it to be?

Jester.

Ace

At the rate the Trump gets divorced and re-married, I hope there's more than four queens in that deck. Melania has wrinkles now, and will get booted to the curb pretty soon.

Please let the queen be milo

All of the Aces are exactly like this one BTW

Milo is not in the deck.

Scratch this, replace this with a Club.

>4mb jpgs

Which club?

My phone is big it takes big pictures sorry.

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I'm guessing Low Energy Jeb is 2

Here's Jeb

if Trump is the ace who is the king?

The Joo's

Where is Delegate stealer Ted at?

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Ron Paul

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I hate how they don't sell sell legit trump gear at rallies, only knockoff seller with these cards too

>COMIC
>SANS

into the fucking trash it goes, they had ONE JOB

that's not how phone cameras work

Queen of diamonds

My bad, 5.

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Glad you asked

Because he is in the trash

what the hell were they thinking?

eyyy King Donald

Vince McMahon managed to get a spot in the deck

Ben Carson
Kangz

The J in this case stands for Jiggabo

You bought fucking Drumpf cards? Are you serious right now? Like holy shit, i can't even.... just why? Why are you drumpfkins so retarded and obsessed with that annoying orange?

Donald Trump
>"The Dealmaker"

Donald Trump
>"The DealMaker"

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

:^) hello Carl

I get that they wanted to make Trump the "best" card, but it feels like heresy to not give him the literal trump card. The joker is more fitting of someone actually playing the absolute mad man.