>In January 2014, White was expelled from The New York Film Critics Circle for heckling director Steve McQueen.
>McQueen had just accepted his prize for “12 Years a Slave,” presented by Harry Belafonte, when the interruption broke out.
>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.”
>McQueen either didn’t hear the comments or pretended not to. He thanked the critics group for honoring him with an award previously given to John Ford and Woody Allen, at which point White hissed “pulease.”
>White maintained his innocence, and characterized his expulsion as a “smear campaign”.
>Chris Pratt haunts fanboy wet dreams in Spielberg’s dino franchise
>How many youngsters will see Chris Pratt in Jurassic World and deposit his image in their spank bank? One of pop culture’s dividends is the additional pleasures contained within innocuous merchandizing (ask Andy Warhol). Jurassic World is neither good or bad enough to be camp — its predictable action scenes are limp enough to call “damp” — but Pratt’s He-Man image as dinosaur roustabout Owen is the kind that firms-up any man’s resolve.
>Pratt’s Owen wears a leather utility vest over a denim shirt cuffed at his elbow to expose his sinewy forearms. His torso is cinched into dark pants that puff slightly at the hips, roomy enough to contain his strong haunches. And at the appropriate moment, Owen/Pratt strides forth carrying a rifle for his fight against a gargantuan dino-hybrid, the Indomitable Rex. It completes the virile image.
>The Jurassic World script doesn’t allow Pratt the personal charm — the wink — that Harrison Ford brought off as Indy, hero of many adolescent boys’ dreams. Pratt’s eyes are gentle, yet his stout-thewed crouch and voluptuous trapazoids overwhelm this formulaic movie — and Bryce Dallas Howard’s shrill, vapid Park supervisor. She’s unappealing as Owen’s love interest. Maybe a lesbian critic could try justifying her cold acting but who can say what hetero guys who see Jurassic World put into their spank banks? I bet it’s Owen.
Bentley Barnes
>"You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man..."
Seriously, what did he mean by this?
Adrian Martin
>Pratt’s Owen wears a leather utility vest over a denim shirt cuffed at his elbow to expose his sinewy forearms. His torso is cinched into dark pants that puff slightly at the hips, roomy enough to contain his strong haunches. jesus chrsit armond I get it, you're a fucking homo
Aaron Ortiz
If that seems a bit much don't read any of his stuff on BvS
It was transparent that the reason he gave that capeshit a pass was because he wants to spit roasted by the two leads. Lost all hope in him when he wrote a buzzfeed tier pre-release hype article about how sexy they are.
Christian Mitchell
>As soon as McQueen took the stage, White started shouting from his table at the back of the room. “You’re an embarrassing doorman and garbage man,” White boomed. “F—you. Kiss my ass.” damn /ourguy/
Ryan Long
>those insults So impotent, and yet intriguing at the same time
Lucas Reed
>So impotent, and yet intriguing at the same time that's because he's notjust raging, those are calm yet effective words uttered to unleash unrest and chaos.
Ryder Russell
Dude writes like a poet
Ayden Hernandez
>to unleash unrest and chaos Is that just his entire M.O.? To rile people up?
Nolan Lewis
The critic is always wrong. A critic doesn't make anything, he just passes judgment on what other people make.
It's literally the lowest job you can have, just barely above writing fan fiction for MLP furries.
Asher Smith
Armond "Honorary" White
Elijah Adams
Sup Forums was glorious during this time.
Matthew Howard
>gay black conservative Christian
Its like he's a living meme
Evan Anderson
>To rile people up? towards a goal, to make them see the truth. his voice is true and would get buried if he didn't do that.
Dominic Ward
I'm pretty sure he chose to be black just to trigger people.
David Hill
Many critics were successful in their fields you ignoramus
Carson Edwards
Activate my Armonds
Ethan Roberts
White is. Heckling people onstage is just being a pleb attention whore.
Reminder that this glorious night was saved for posterity by the one and only The Last Jedi director Rian Johnson.
Bentley Powell
>name is "white" >is black
he is a living contrarian
Charles King
he has more film knowledge than pretty much any critic. you just have to pick and choose from his reviews and writing though. some of it is clearly bait and le ebin National Review trole, the rest is insightful and not hack shit like 99% of the rest of paid-off reviewers
Tyler Perry
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Blake Gutierrez
he's a living pleb filter
Jayden Gray
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Benjamin Clark
The best insults are the ones that confuse you to the point where you keep thinking about them. Standard Sup Forums insults like faggot or autist do nothing.
