What's your favorite Saw trap?

What's your favorite Saw trap?

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The one where it traps you in Sup Forums for the rest of you life and even though you desperately want to get out and do something with your life every single day finds you coming back here to shitpost about nothing with a bunch of other dead souls.

the sound spikes was spooky af

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fags need to learn to spot marketing

You can think of it as a reverse bear trap

HOL UP JEFF

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Well I don't know about you guys but I think the new Saw movie, titled Jigsaw looks phenomenal. It seems as if the geniuses at Lionsgate are really evaluating what went wrong with the admittedly, poor sequels and are making appropriate changes to the series. This is Saw for 2017! I have no doubt this new film will be able to provide us with the spills, chills and kills we all want to see! With over forty million trailer views across all platforms, I have no doubt Jigsaw will be a bloody success for Lionsgate and a scream for audiences. This October, our favorite puppet is coming to take back Halloween. Rated R.
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>WAAAAAAAAAAH PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT MOVIES
Plenty of OT threads for you to bitch about

I can't think of a favorite one. But from memory I think the one I thought was the most brutal and unfair was the room in the first saw movie.

>naked
>covered in flammable goop
>entire floor covered in broken glass
>code to lock on wall somewhere
>room too dark to see
>have to use matches while covered in the goop
>limited matches means only so many tries
>also I think he was poison?

It was just too much.

The one wear that singer from Linkin Park went through life suffering everyday from depression. Shit was long-term.

the one where they saw a roastie in half in front of a huge audience and no one even attempts to stop it

The Drashig pit

I like the good old bathroom from the first movie. That place is a hellhole that makes people crazy

dude

What was his crime? Changing lanes without signaling?

The singer from Linkin Park actually was in a Saw trap

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My favorite saw trap was the first one. They trapped me in a movie theater and I had to watch the whole thing.

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The Coffin Trap

Having an entire wall crush you is fucking nightmare inducing and it was pretty clever too with the bait and switch with the coffin

Faking illness so he could get NEETbux.

the carousal from VI

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This is pure terror. One of the sacriest things to me is how people act when they are very close to death

I think my favorite SAW was the one where it was revealed that no one had to die or suffer any serious injury if only they had worked together and not had been a bunch of greedy fucks

This. I wish all traps were clever like that.

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I still like the water cube because it's so simple, yet so terrifying
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This is the most brutal

Sweater vest dude should've lived

Wouldn't you pass out pretty early on, though? As soon as the first arm was twisted you would probably pass out

Holy shit, really?

How did the casting for this film even go down?

"We could get an actual actor, but you know what, let's get the guy from Linkin Park."

Chester was a fan of the series and knew one of the producers.

based purgatory poster

How much were you paid to post that?

>Jigsaw is all about giving everyone a chance to escape
>4 people were helpless and had to die here
*logic*

It abides by Jigsaw's logic, not your low IQ perception of what you think his logic is.

Everyone did have a chance to escape. Their chances were 1/3

Actually their chances were 50%. They would either escape or they wouldn't.

No you switch every time and it increases the odds that the shotgun isn't behind the door

I actually like that one where you put a ring on this dishwasher but instead of doing what it is supposed to, it drains your money and talks behind your back. It's psychologically traumatizing.

Any trap where someone escapes even when they aren't supposed to

What would you call Amanda and Strahm's inescapable traps? They're not in the same spirit as John's.

>hook through mandible

None but he did manage to bait at least one autist, can you guess who that was?

Which traps?

You mean the one where you spend your life putting up emotional barriers only to let that special someone finally tear them down and completely destroy your soul making you believe that it's your fault you're going to end up alone again even though they were the one that betrayed you?

Y-yeah.. that's a good one.. ;_;

Are any of these traps gay?

What went wrong?

But what that user said is correct and they literally discuss it during the film

Define gay

"killed off" his partner so he had to talk to himself
I enjoyed the movie otherwise.

I think he means this
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Rank detectives from best-worst

I enjoyed this

fair play he put up a good fight

This is the absolute worst one. This guy can't act.

The writers deciding to kill him off.

GOAT Tier
Strahm aka Pancake Man, Donnie Wahlberg

Great Tier
Danny Glover, old dude from 5 who got his throat slit in 6, Dina Meyer's character

Bretty Good Tier
Pancake Man's partner, Nigger in 2

Forgettable Tier
Chink who got shotgunned in 1, Nigger who was in 2 but suddenly becomes forgettable in 4

So shit he's amazing
The internal affairs guy in 7

How the fuck was he supposed to get the mouth one out without ripping his face off?

The one where you have to cum in 3 minutes while watching your waifu getting blacked

The ones that would cause major issues for you whether you got out or not. I believe the "angel trap" specifically points this out, but when I was watching all I could wonder is "how is unlocking a padlock going to help you when you have several metal hooks literally wrapped around your actual ribs" and the answer is, well, it isn't.

I know some were designed to be unfair and that was the point, but some kind of took me out of the moment because it's just ...from the moment they explain the trap it's like "okay well even if they got out of this they'd surely die anyway?"

forgot pic

The joke is that it's so blatantly written like a direct advertisement, you fucking literal retard.

Reminder that Danny Glover's character lived and became an hero in the video game

Do I have to hold out for all 3 minutes?

Pisses me off that Matthews went through all that fucking shit only for Riggs to get him killed in 4

Did they ever explain why jigsaw killed the dude's wife at the end of the last one? It always seemed to me like he killed an innocent there for no reason other than sticking it to the fake survivor guy.

blame Donnie Wahlberg, he didn't want to come back unless his character died

That's it. He couldn't do it and the door was locked anyway. If I remember correct it was a copy cat jigsaw killer

Jigsaw was infact a very petty and spiteful man who wanted to punish all everyone who he felt wronged him in his life (his doctor, insurance guy, the police, guy who killed his babby)

His traps were only slightly more survivable than the Amanda and Hoffman traps and if they did survive it was only so they could suffer trauma for the rest of their life. He didn't care about rehabilitation.

It was hooked through his jaw, which is solid bone, it would be impossible to do unless he tore off his entire lower jaw, which would surely kill him via blood loss from not just that but the accumulation of all the hook wounds. He was never intended to live.

Not to mention the two in his feet severed his Achilles' tendon when he ripped them out (making it impossible to stand) and Amanda had welded the door shut.

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He wasn't supposed to. iirc this was the one where you see multiple traps that are clearly unfair and it's because one of jigsaws apprentices is working out of anger/revenge instead of actually testing people.

They get more dumb the more thought you put into it. The tape this guy gets gives absolutely no indication of how the one in his mouth is going to be removed, so instantly you should realise he doesn't stand a chance, kind of ruining any drama there is. And that's not including the fact that he'd probably bleed to death/be in an absolutely abysmal state after ripping the others out.

Jigsaw always used innocents in his games, ever since the first movie. He had Cary Elwes's wife and daughter to be murdered if Cary Elwes failed. Jigsaw is a deluded old man, he is not sane, why would you ask such a question?

Did he really do anything wrong?
Yeah he faked being a survivor to get rich but he still tried to help real survivors cope with the trauma

>ind of ruining any drama there is
Except for the fact the trap is shown in past tense after we've already seen the victim's corpse, so there wasn't any drama to begin with.

There are some seriously beautiful women in porn these days. I don't understand.

and they aidsed

>It's a characters realize that they're assholes and work together to escape episode

well shit. been a while since i've seen them, although i'm shocked I forgot something so obvious. either way though, that one had my favourite overarcing story but the actual traps just did nothing for me

FUCK.
Yea, ZE > all Saw movies

Why did they pretend they only killed people for doing something wrong but then killed people who investigated them and got too close to catching them? Just seems like they're butthurt about a detective being too smart and not anything about justice.

Never watched these. Are they worth watching?

VLR reminds me of Saw V in that everyone has the possibility to live if they just work together

How was this any fair, Jigsaw?

The needle pit from Saw 2 is crazy

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Isnt there a sign that says not to open the door or something?

just 1

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The Chinese did it better

LOCAL MAN RUINS EVERYTHING

The one where you have to watch the plane scene without saying anything.
Impossible

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>be american
>get shot in a saw trap

>traps

Wait, I thought it was called this because of how they all dressed like women LOL

For yoz

Depends if you're a pretentious 13 year old armchair critic. It's fun.
>it's dedication to continuity is literally unmatched by any other movie series in the history of cinema
>tightly woven story spanning across seven films which becomes very convoluted, but is a big part of it's charm / appeal
>fun traps
>lovable heroes / villains
>lost-styled mysteries spread across the series, mysteries in saw 1 dont get paid off until the final movie
They vary in quality, but all of them have a degree of entertainment value. The whole is greater than the sum of it's parts. It's cool to see a story like this so tightly tied across seven films. They were made for money, like any sequel is, but you gotta give them credit for actually caring about entertaining you. They genuinely tried.

The entire Saw series is kino. You have to be a patrician to see the brilliance and ambition.

are there even any saw traps in these movies? or is it just broken glass and boxes?

You mean this one?

Up till like saw 4 yeah, even that's debatable.

will I still be entertained if I don't like seeing people killed by a sadist

The fir- aaarrrfg