ITT: Odd / uncomfortable moments you've had when dealing with other ethnicities
>be in high school >be the only white kid in class full of black kids (inb4 calling me a retard, not that I don't think black people cant be smart) >math teacher is late every morning >outside classroom shooting the shit >talking to a dude I sit next too and am pretty cool with >have a lot of good combinations with him >we're chatting and talking about how we have similar last names (mine has a silent letter that his doesn't) >other black guy pipes up and says " u kno that means his family owned yours right?" >everyone just kinda looks at me >say that my family history makes that completely unlikely >nobody says anything, subject just kinda changes
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Jason Garcia
that nigger is so poor she has to doodle clothes with a marker, but it doesn't help hide her saggy brown monkey melons.
Levi Parker
whatever is going on with the left tit of the girl in your pic is the most uncomfortable ive been with a minority in a minute
Andrew Thompson
I know right?
I think thats why I bothered to save it
Dylan Anderson
How old are you?
Hunter Rodriguez
its just a bad shoop
Lucas Anderson
we had some english guy at our work site (building roads) for around half a year and he kept bitching and moaning about everything, it was pretty uncomfortable.
Logan Campbell
Dash isn't a silent letter tho
Brayden Stewart
what did he bitch and moan about?
Bentley Russell
>inb4 calling me a retard, not that I don't think black people cant be smart Wow, a triple negative! Way to go, retard. >have a lot of good combinations with him Just kys
Landon Wright
Yes, blacks think every white person owned slaves. Even though the stats put it at more like 0.5% of white people are related to people who owned slaves.
Benjamin Johnson
Weather, the work itself, his car, his landlord, all the random things you can pretty much think of.
Wyatt Harris
her left one is covered by the leaf, so they copy pasted the right one and inverted it
Landon Ward
Well if his family did just adopt that last name after being freed, they wouldn't have ever seen it written down. That would explain the absence of the silent letter
Parker Thomas
>polak neighbors drinking outside late at night >being really loud >just got back from the bar, also drunk >never really talked to them before because they don't like americans >they see me walking to my door >hear twenty kurwas >say "dobra notes!" >the joyous atmosphere is now crushed, complete silence >walk inside >could hear from inside they're saying kurwa masch americanski
Isaiah Phillips
was chilling with my chink friend and making fun of muslims at school
i say 'allahu akbar'
some beta muslim hears me and walks away
Parker Wood
Even though I use that argument I laugh silently because my great grandmother used to talk about how after the civil war her dads slaves mostly just stuck around because they were so afraid of leaving everything they knew.
Ian White
>be in high school >class using solar ovens >each group has a different type of solar oven >ours isn't heating shit >teacher tells us our solar oven is very popular in africa >say "No wonder they're all starving" >2 african refugees look mad >some north africans (morroco or egypt) get mad
Worth it.
Angel Sullivan
>hanging out with mulatto chick at her house. >make her laugh a lot because i be charming >notice her gums look like a god damn golden retreivers >instinctively say aloud "woah, ive never seen gums like that before, pretty neat" or something
Jace Green
kek
James Kelly
nice rainforestniggertits
Ian Garcia
...
Thomas Price
hahahahaha
Mason Ramirez
>outside at a friends bbq >see a dog running down the street >2 asians chasing after it >"there goes dinner" >SJW's look like they want to laugh but go back to looking offended
Juan Brown
How did she react you fucking mong
Jordan Reyes
See a black person for the first time, ask dad aloud why this man doesn't like to bath so much that he's ok with being all dirty.
Chase Brown
>waiting at dmv listening to music >young sheboon sits next to me >turns to me and says something about listening to music together >"I don't think you'd like this music" >don't realize what I said for hours
Dgaf brown sugar is gross.
Matthew Green
>at a BBQ at friend's gf's house >friend of friend brings his chink uni friend >after people have drunk enough some of us start stereotyping chinese >one girl goes full out
It's actually funny because he was pro-remain for the EU and had apparently made a huge rant on his Twitter or Facebook after the results. This guy probably hated the stuff we said and simply pretended not to care.
William Butler
I don't get it. Were you listening to Moonman?
huehue
Andrew Taylor
I don't get it, i say that to people all the time. sometimes you might not wanna share your music with someone
Hunter Ward
>from small rural town >go to big city uni >go to bathroom >muslims splish splash taking a bath >mfw >get called racist
Lucas Myers
The dash don't be silent.
Kevin Harris
Never in my life did I have to deal with other ethnicities.
Jayden King
What if he wasnt chinese, and you made his day?
Kevin Long
>be me >work on a farm >very common phrase around the farm was "niggering" which meant to work hard >go to school >get room mate >room mate is dating a black chick >she asks what I do >tell her im a nigger on a farm >realize she is a literal nigger
Was awkward till I explained it, then it got even more awkward.
Hudson Mitchell
I went to a black school too OP, only white kid in my class
>that feel when they played slavery/Jim Crow movies the entirety of Black History Month
imagine the anxiety
Jason James
Goodbye sides.
Ryder Perry
How could you fuck it up that badly?
Dominic Smith
at my highschool all the blacks got called niggers and all the gooks got called chinks for banter. everyone got grilled though
if you were to white if you were to black if you were to fat if your nose was ugly if you were to ginger
nobody cared because it was banter. we were all friends
Lincoln Cook
>black history month i need to know more
Jacob Perez
>highschool freshman >go to locker during lunch >see group of people in a kinda circle in hallway >stop by to see whats up >its Randy the rowdy nigger >guess why thats his nickname >known him since middle school >been cool to me since ive known him >other kids in circle dont know him >hes chimping out pretty hard >throws trashcan >screaming curse words >threatening people >notice hes stumbling and mumbling with bloodshot eyes >nig is fucked up on a bunch of shit >watch him chimp for a minute then he slips and falls >everyone laughs including me >he gets up and turns around to stare right at me furious as a nigger can get >"FUCK YOU user IMA FUGGIN KILL YO ASS YOU LIL FAGGOT YOU BESS BE RUNNIN!" >nervously laugh because wtf im scared >he gets in my face and stares at me >"S-sorry bro" >rowdy randy stumbles away telling everyone to fuck themselves
It was a close one. Nigger randy was pretty big at that time
Christian Diaz
>When Eugene wets the bed and you make him drink a pint of piss
Xavier Thompson
Underrated
Christian Long
I'd say it was more on me because I don't listen to hip hop and just assumed that she wouldn't like anything else.
Dylan Gonzalez
Alcohol has this strange effect where it makes me not think before I talk.
Also, I'm almost always drunk when im not at work or in class, so theres that.
Nathaniel Stewart
Kek way to sperg out
Jason Thompson
The dash don't be silent.
Cameron Cruz
Shit can't think of a particular one at the moment but here's today.
I walked into my local walmart (haven't done so in a couple of years) and it was all minorities save for a few people. Back then it was mostly just trashy white people. What triggered me most was seeing a bunch of female ragheads in the shampoo aisle. My area has completely become a multicultural shithole.
Tyler Parker
I have a black history month story for ya
>high school is majority black, but also a lot of jewish kids >black history month assemblies like every week >presentations and shit about black history >one day a presenter comes in and says how they built the pyramids when they were kangz >every jew in the school was so butthurt >Crown Heights 2.0: Electric Boogaloo >just look over at the only other WASP at the school and laugh about how there was finally a conflict that we weren't involved in
Noah Jenkins
>trolling on omegle 8 years ago >stop trolling for a sec and talk to some korean girl >exchange email addresses >sometime later she adds me on fb >talk some more then nothing for 2 years ... >suddenly she’s studying in tunisia and has to get out of the country every 3 months >asks me if she can visit me >ok >we meet, i show her around, i take her to my home, introduce her to parents, hang out >end of day 3 we make out >she leaves ... >3 months later she’s back >continue this "relationship" that we both know won’t last >1 month later i visit her in tunisia because she won’t be able to visit slovenia again. her parents are apparently angry because she stayed at a foreigner’s house >i spend a week with her in sousse, tunisia ... >8 months later i visit south korea >she hosts me in her small one-person apartment for 10 days and is very happy that i visited her.
...
>1 month after the visit she starts acting funny and eventually breaks up with me without really saying anything conclusive. I think she told her parents about me.
anyway, hopefully i won’t do something as stupid as that again.
Cameron Russell
So is this month like some real thing in your high school curriculum? What does this black history consist of then? Do they show them being enslaved in africa for the first two weeks and then 2 weeks of slavery in usa?
Adrian Powell
>be outside class smoking a cig >taking shop with a couple of the other veterans I go to school with >start swapping stories >one guy starts talking about how in Afghan they have "boy love Thursdays" where the little boys come around to the elder's compound to get fucked >he is laughing as says word for word "fucking hajis no wonder they're so fucked up" >just as the trash bag squad walks around the side of the building
It's was like 30 seconds of mutual hatred
Isaac Mitchell
This is literally how you end racial tension
Ian Powell
Are you sure?
Andrew Carter
Basically they are forced to teach about blacks to pander to blacks. They usually invited some black guy to speak at my school. The blacks still complained because it wasn't enough
Noah Barnes
It depends on the school district, but for me it was presentations and speakers, english (including the mandatory ones) classes taught black writers or literature on black history, and sometimes there were discussions and shit.
Mason Peterson
>playing basketball late at night with friends >all of us are mexican and asian >some white guy walking down the street asks if he can join us >he's originally from memphis >he keeps saying "i tell you what" unironically >this is the first time ive heard someone besides hank hill use that phrase >i cannot control my laughter everytime he says it
Jeremiah Gonzalez
In Budapest, I saw a lot of locals, even young teenage girls, plow through and shove tourists aside if they're in the way. Only place in the world I've seen that- must be the chink genes.
Sebastian Watson
Niggers bitched that they weren't getting enough attention so the government gave them the shortest month of the year to celebrate their achievements. Basically we talk about MLK or Malcolm X for a couple days and that's the end of it.
Parker Wright
Blacks always cause uncomfortable moments.
You can't discuss anything with them because they always, without fail, bring race into literally any topic.
Even if the seem nice, blacks will also find any way direct anger and blame at you just for being white.
I have yet to meet blacks who aren't out to get the "white devil".
Joseph Roberts
dat PS tit fok my autism
Benjamin Richardson
Did you give her the dickerydoo?
Xavier Murphy
>be at bar >be really really drunk >friend introduces girl >me-so where are you from? >her- nigeria >bar too loud so i stumble away >tfw everyone thinks im racist
Ian Russell
this one actually made me laugh, well done
Julian Mitchell
ya i go to amateur comedy night. pretty much every black comedian just talks about race and white people
Hudson Rogers
Sorry it didn't work out man. It was a good life experience though and I'm sure you're better for it.
Anthony Ortiz
When I was 14-15 I made a joke about how we should be scared of muslims because schoolbombings, some muzzie overheard it and told his older brother. Him and his low life gangster bros ended up beating my ass for half a year whenever they could
Connor Williams
>walking down street >See full garbed Jews, im talking full Hasidic curls and everything >Try not to laugh >As I walk past I say "oy such heat this morning" >Daughter looks at me but her father whispers to her and she looks down
>Walking down to polling station to vote leave >Talking loudly with mum about how foreigners are causing a lot of trouble >Pakistani guy overhears me and ducks into his car
>Black family move in down the street >They say hello in clear English with a smile
Dunno what tricks they're playing
Noah Scott
What does that mean
Easton Sullivan
Get help.
Easton Cruz
Its an English thing
Colton Kelly
glad my drunkeness could bring lulz
sucks though, she was pretty hot
Robert Jackson
That's why we call them whinging poms
Liam Walker
>be really into ancient Egypt >be so into ancient Egypt after I got back from my deployment to Yemen I took leave to go to Egypt >see all the bullshit sites go down to Hermopolis >Hermopolis is beautiful like a Mecca to me >get a tattoo of Thoth on my forearm as a trophy (alongside my brick from the Library of Alexandria) >years later be at a house party >black guy notices my tattoo >shoot the shit about Egypt for awhile >then he gets a real serious look on his face >You know the ancient Egyptians were black right? >being drunk as I am I burst out laughing >nigger mean mugs me for the rest of the night
Brayden Cooper
8.5
Jayden Ross
even if egyptians were black, blacks presume they were part of whatever tribe built them.
Julian Phillips
fuck... It sounded like she loved you dude.
>tfw no qt Korean gf
Joseph Price
ohh cmon now blacks arent a problem in this country.
Thomas Fisher
>black >hot pick one
Wyatt Gutierrez
>Be 5 >Go to grocery store with Mom >See black lady as mailman >Say right in front of her black lady "I thought black people were only in Africa"
Carter Jones
>twice the robbery rate of american nigs >not a problem
Adam Johnson
>ITT: moments you were a beta virgin faggot IRL
Nathaniel Green
Nice work keeping the gene pool clear
Henry Ramirez
honestly that guy probably was satisfied with all of that, but a lot of English people moan for the fun of it. Like it's just something to do. For example, I went for lunch with my Nan last week and she moaned that the fish she had was undercooked to the waitress, she has done that 3 times we've gone for lunch this year, and yet she eats it all and keeps ordering it
Parker Ross
>working as a camp counsellor for a music camp >all the campers are supposedly from underfunded public schools >only one white girl, there essentially by mistake >most kids are latino, couple asians and a few blacks >my group of kids has one black boy >call him Blue >has another boy, mexican >call him Red >Blue has incredibly poor impulse control, never sits still, runs around the classrooms, yells out answers and sassy responses to rhetorical questions >Red does the same, but is actively trying to derail the teachers, trying to get as much attention as he can >Blue is very talented, can play piano really well >Red ain't got shit on him, can't even carry a tune >both of them are a nightmare for the better part of two weeks >Blue is easily angered, Red takes notice of this very early on, trolling him about his "mama", calling her fat and shit >Red succeeds in getting Blue to attack him >this is day 2 of 10 >stern talking-to >"stop fucking around guys, you can fight outside but not in here" >become friendly with each other, Blue telling Red to chill the fuck out or they'll both get the boot (never happens at this camp) >next few days are the usual from them, no fighting just utter nonsense and distracting bullshit >spend 90% of my time making sure they don't count all the way down to 0 during one of their terrorist piss threats
Lincoln Reed
>sitting next to black guy >has a chain around his neck with some crazy egyptian symbol >ask him what it is "thats a holy anhk white boy. reminds me of the great mystical my people had when we were kings" >"oh" >wife takes her mouth of his cock >"stop bothering tyrone user" >"sorry honey" >she goes back to sucking tyrones cock
boy did i feel silly
Carson Fisher
ive honestly only ever had issues with whites in this country, dirty chavvy whites. I find that blacks usually stick to shooting each other. Tell you what though, my dad nearly got robbed by 4 black lads, cause he used to meet this guy at a car park to trade vehicle parts in bulk, they musta thought it was a drug deal, but he scared em off by getting his phone out and dialing 999
Daniel Butler
>be plantation owner >told to free my slaves >whatever >offer them jobs >pay is 25 cents a week >room and board is 30 cents >my slaves are now paying me 5 cents a week to be my slaves
Ryan Diaz
What's wrong with her right tit?
Adam Hughes
White people: - treated their slaves better than any other culture - bought their slaves, didn't forcibly kidnap them - solo ended slavery worldwide despite economic costs - still paying reparations out of a sense of guilt
Arabs: - treat their slaves terribly, castrating most of the men - enslaved entire african nations - never even contemplated ending slavery - filthy rich and still have slaves under a different name
Please explain why blacks hate white people and not dirty muslim arabs?
Landon Thompson
They just copy pasted the other boob and flipped it.
Joseph Thomas
...
Brandon Richardson
Why should anyone waste their time doing something that stupid?
Hudson Perry
well I think blacks are like 3% of the population so it probably doesn't affect whites they much here in the US nigs usually keep to themselves also
Parker Young
They will when they leave muh opression and whites alone
Henry Ross
part 2
>talking with fellow counsellor >complaining about the two kids >also trying to figure out what to do for the counsellor performance >"what songs could we do?" "idk, how about America, Fuck Yeah?" "oh I wish dude, I wish" >sudden idea >one of the other counsellors could pass for a Nazi, and might even be down to perform as one >"dude, ok, so... there's this rapper..." >explain Moonman to fellow counsellor, 1st Gen Mexican >he's down >powerlevelsover9000.jpeg >he suggests changing the lyrics to include references to Blue and Red >we break down laughing for an hour >he later takes the song home and shows his sister, she's in on it too >obviously we did not perform this rendition of Moonman, but would have been so good
Nathaniel Butler
There was a leaf covering the tit so someone tried editing out the leaf and mirroring the other tit. It's a shit job, I'm not terribly great with shopping but I can do much better than that.
Noah Thompson
part 3
>day 6, visit museum, both of them are trying to get with my fellow counsellor's sister (15 yo), hugging, hands on waist, groping, true mini-alpha behavior >she tells them to fuck off >they don't, keep standing with her at the back of the group >I distract them by asking about the art >"what do you see boys?" >"in front of us?" >"yeah, what's over there?" >"ass" >fucking 10 year olds >anyway, both of them are also moody as fuck, and try to get out of class by either asking for bathroom or saying they have "maximum headache" >day 7, beginning rehearsals for final show >Blue is playing piano at lunch with me >Red sees opportunity to fuck around >starts banging on the exposed keyboard >Blue shoos his hands away >Red tries again >Blue grabs his hand and takes it off the keyboard >Red slaps him and says to stop touching him, with a shit-eating grin on his face >Blue chimps the fuck out and swings around on the bench, starts beating Red with his fists >Red doesn't even give a fuck, yukking it up >I take them both outside and explain the NAP to them >"so you mean I can beat him up if he touches me??" >"not in here you little shit, I'm the law here" >camp director comes over, asks whats up >she's been in near-constant contact with these kids' parents because of their bullshit >I explain the fight >rolls her eyes >she kicks them out on the spot >refer to her as Moonman from now on, day 7 is now the day of the rope
Levi Collins
Most of the negroes I knew spent all their time staring at the floor and never talking to anyone
Noah Brooks
They weren't black. Period. Don't even go into 'ifs' because those crazies will take it for some sort of prove they're right.