Who would you cast to play Lady Jessica in the upcoming Dune kino?

Who would you cast to play Lady Jessica in the upcoming Dune kino?

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Judging by the size of pic related, Christina Hendricks or Kat Dennings.

Titcow thread?

Mommy!

Hayley

pic sauce?


wait nvm, found it,

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I love how her tits are way too big for her outfit. Like they kept growing after she got it, but she was like "Fuck it, this is my favorite dress."

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Maybe Jessica Chastain?
Come to think of it, Dune is going to need a shitload of redheaded actors if they're going to match the book. Shaddam, Chani, Jessica, Baron Harkonnen, and Kynes are all described as red, ginger, sandy, or copper haired.

thanks

>ten seconds in and I'm already fucking her tits

wtf i love dune now

Is it any good? Going to jerk off later this evening and ideally some porn with gameplay or a story would be nice.

not bad for something made in flash

>upcoming Dune kino
youre everything thats wrong with tv

solid 7/10

my pick for Chani

CHANI IS BLACK.

Idris Elba

Looks more hobbit than elvish.
No you nigger.

I believe she's explicitly described as olive-skinned. Unless I'm thinking of Harrah.

literally the best dune game ever made, though that's not saying a lot

that's why Holly is perfect for the part

WE WUZ ARABS N SHIET

>Pastey Anglo-face is olive skinned

white supremacy must die

ment for

She's so fucking arrogant
>hurrrrrrrr so cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what's wrong with being cute?

>though that's not saying a lot

It actually is, though. Most Dunes were good to excellent with only one stinker. Not to mention how many games based on a property can really claim being instrumental to getting a genre going?

If you're this self-aware about it you're just being a cute

I meant a cunt
A CUNT!

kek

the truth came out instead
holly is cute
CUTE!

This bitch is the reason orbiters exist and is the reason why girls like me will always be alone. I hate her.

that scene was great

>Come to think of it, Dune is going to need a shitload of redheaded actors if they're going to match the book.
Judging by the upcoming Iliad adaptation, I wouldn't bet on it.

She's cuter and hotter than you, deal with it.

>best dune game ever made, though that's not saying a lot
Lies within lies.

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what about Ella Purnell?

Her girlish charm will fade and I will be all that's left

>judging by the upcoming Iliad adaptation, i wouldn't bet on it.
What did he mean by this?

Needs to drop some weight first, too fat for a fremen.

WE

BIG

>OP's illustrator is french

Goddamn I'm not surprised at all

>angry roastie cunt can't take the sight of true natural beauty
lmao get bent whore

>i'm not surprised at all
What did he perhaps mean by this?

Or, she'll just keep getting hotter while you're pushed farther into the back of the crowd.

>judging by the upcoming Iliad adaptation, i wouldn't bet on it.
>What did he mean by this?
Who needs redheads when all the main characters are black?
except for the villains. They can be white

French are famous for their lewd cartoon making abilities

french make lewd cartoons

Paul must be played by John Boyega.

Louis 'Cuck King' should play Baron Harkonnen.

>duuuuuurrrrrr kino meme!

I thought the CK stood for "Caucasian killer"

we wuz fremens and sheeet

She kinda looks like a cute, non fat version of Khaloressi

Idris Elba doing transgender

realistically paul should be played by a taller oscar issacs

Does Holly need to lose weight?

>no mention of Jodorowsky
>no Jodorowsky_rapes_dune.jpg pics

Wow. Also, was that game finished?

>when you become enlightened and "awaken" to the universe by the spice, you get blue eyes

Leftists will flip their shit if it gets remade

can you boff jessica in this?

>realistically
go smoke a tailpipe

jodorowsky is a fucking shithead

yeah lynch's dune wasn't good but it did some really neat things

jodorosky just memes his concept art like it's the hottest shit

jodorowsky & welles are who taught me that film makers are elaborate scam artists

Paul is explicitly mentioned as being small for his age on numerous occasions.
Yes

Nope. Chani is a redhead.

Ahurrrhurhurhurrrrr....

Gibe ctue litle tiddies

oscar isaac with blue contacts would look alright for paul

oscar looks like a mexican kyle and kyle was perfect for paul

To play Chani? YES. ALL the Fremen actors should be put on strict diets. I want them all looking hungry and thirsty and dry.

being short doesn't translate well into movies

One of the whole themes and elements of Dune is that it's so far in the fucking future none of the modern ethnicities exist anymore. I mean the founder of the Zensunni is named fucking something ben Ohashi. Dude's Arab Japanese.
Almost anyone of any race can play almost anyone in Dune.
Its a future where racemixing went unchecked.

the indian girl from Sense8 as Chani

More like Chani's grandma, who the fuck is that hag?

decent fap material

Maybe Dune should just be an erotic animation.

an actress, and you are a fag

imagine her stilsuit full of pusy juice!

I'm only going by the way that Frank Herbert described his characters. Chani is a redhead. Duncan might be black (flat features, wooly hair, etc.) Yueh should be Asian ("buttery" complexion, long sleek black hair, etc.). All the Atreides people should be olive-skinned/Mediterranean/Greek looking.

What is all this porn and where do I find more?

how do I save progress?

It seems I stuck after answering Chani's questions wrong.

Should've answered right

So why not end game message or something?

What is reading the thread ?
before the mods delete it

I have no fucking clue and I just recently found out about this guy

>oscar isaac
Paul is 16 in the book.

15. I think he's 17 or 18 by the end.

>Duncan might be black
He had goatish hair, not nigger hair.

Who /weg/ here?

Now that the dust has settled can we finally admit that it wasn't very good?

LEAVE MY SPACE SPACE MOM ALONE ERIC

Anyone got a link to the new game, Vega Hunters or something?

The word that's often used is "karakul" hair. A karakul is a sheep. Look at that and tell me it's not either like an afro or dreadlocks.

>oscar isaac with blue contacts


No thanks I've had enough of Mexicans doing white-face with Jessica Alba in blue contacts playing Sue Storm and Jessica with blue contacts playing Nancy Callahan.

>karakul
Haven't seen that once in my print.

>yfw his next game turns out to be an intergalactic space cuck adventure

The twist being due to WEG development times it's a contemporary setting.

I don't know what you're doing ITT. I see not one goblin.