C'mon Americans

C'mon Americans

Clinton is a taco

Soured milk containing botulism

vs

a piece of cake dropped on the floor covered with fake hair

TRUMP IS THE WORLD'S BEST STEAK

Trump is a delicious American raised steak, served with genuine Idaho potatoes and a beer brewed by genuine German brewers of the Drumpf family

Hillary is a bratwurst made from the pork anuses of thousands of donors, served in a way over-yeasted bun with a sauce that's mostly just the blood of her murder victims.


Gary Johnson is a pot brownie also laced with cyanide, the antidote for which, costs thousands from the manufacturer because preventing cyanide poisoning would violate the NAP.


(((Jill Stein))) is a kosher & vegan box of quinoa.


Then there's the McMuffin which comes with a CIA listening device and millions in covert neocon zionist funding.

Sweet and Sour Pork

Trump. Civet coffee. Hillary. Strained peas with red colour no 6. Bernie a hungryman-size white person's tv dinner

M&M's come in all different colors. But at the end of the day, they're all the same.

Trump
>Kobe Beef Cheese Burger with:
>thick cut, smoked bacon
>heirloom tomatoes
>extra sharp, aged cheddar
>shaved perigord truffles
>hand-cut fries cooked in duck fat w/ more truffle shavings on the side

Jill Stein
>Power Green salad
>kale, Swiss chard, spinach mix
>sliced Roma tomatoes
>sliced red onion
>sliced avocado
>fresh baked croutons
>extra virgin olive oil & Balsamic vinegar

Gary Johnson
>Pot Brownie Sundae
>Fudge brownie w/ dark chocolate morsels
>Dat sticky icky
>pure vanilla bean ice cream topping


Hillary Clinton:
>literally a shit sandwich
>1/2 lbs of nigger shit
>2 slices of wonderbread
>table spoon of vegemite

>>Kobe Beef Cheese Burger with:
>>thick cut, smoked bacon
>>heirloom tomatoes
>>extra sharp, aged cheddar
>>shaved perigord truffles
>>hand-cut fries cooked in duck fat w/ more truffle shavings on the side

I just ate about an hour ago and I'm already hungry again.

Donald Trump
Medium Rare NY Strip Steak

Hillary Clinton
Horse Radish and Fig Newtons or Wasabi

does Douche vs Turd Sandwich work?

Trump is a douche, but Hillary is shit.

Cunt vs the Cunt Tamer

Just desserts

I made myself hungry writing it ;P

Debbie Wasserman Shultz is a cook who's not following the proper safety codes, and had served the American people a burnt sausage covered in boogers and cum. The customer has complained but the chef insists it's supposed to be served that way, and that the customer just doesn't know anything about fine cuisine.

Duck fat is truly an ingredient of the gods.

COOKED PERFECTLY WELL DONE

So Trump is going to wash away the filth left behind by that cunt?

Donald trump = deep fried burger
Hillary Clinton = candy apple from your weird neighbor
Bernie sanders= tofu
Ted cruz=cow made out of butter

>Krusty Krab Pizza
>Vs
>Chum Bucket

Trump is a giant bowl of tasty cheese poofs

Hillary is a dead fish you find outside your yard

Hillary is a dry wilted salad.

Trump is pizza.

Clinton=Orange Juice after brushing your teeth
Trump=Ketchup used to make your burger great again
Everyone else=The side condiments no one votes for

R A R E
A
R
E

>trump
Shitty ny strip medium well with soggy steak fries and an awesome chocolate milkshake
>clinton
leftover taco bell bean burrito

Trump is a steak

Hillary is a pack of lunchables

Gary Johnson re - microwaved fries

Jill Stein is some peanut butter smeared on an envelope

Egghead is a piece of something a fat dude found in his beard after lunch.