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/brit/ is a maga general

tiny hands barely able to reach the keyboard shakily typed this post

*enters thread*

any tunes lads

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we shall inherit the earth

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tune lads

done a bump of ket so lmao

a bump of ket is perfect for every situation.

100 years ago everyone was a manlet because of poor nutrition

bit cold out

you're gonna inherit my foot up your arse in a second, half-pint

the longer your bones are, the less concentrated the calcium becomes. lanklets are just stretched out fragile people is all.

just did drugs lads, I bet you all think I'm pretty cool huh
I bet you think I'm a fucking badass right now
you're jealous of my mere existence aren't you

neat

now post some dnb

Anyone see that spic roast that boomer kike into a lampshade live last night

I'm 6'4 and I've never broken a bone in my life

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i aspire to be like you

>oui oui, monzieurs, my gurrlferrand is arroun' fahve foot fahve but she iz le obese and crushed mon bones when she's a sitting on mon penis

FOY

why does egg need two gs anyway
eg
scrambled eg
cadbury's creme eg

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reckon we could get rid of the other g too

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why does odd need two ds
od post

>tfw this allows me to get girls worldwide

life is beautiful

ods and egs

why doesn’t need that h
wy

why does rapper need two ps

aig
scrombled aigs cregg

wonder how long it would take for people to notice that you were completely avoiding double leters if you just kept on posting normaly otherwise

doing a po

one in the pink, one in the stink

/brit/ is so slow that I might actually do my cover letters and try and apply for jobs so I can be back outside doing stuff that I find boring at best with people that I hate

I might actually be really depressed lads

residentadvisor.net/events where to go tonight tomorrow and saturday night lads? hit me with your best suggestions

po niger

unsettling

have a nice relaxing drink of alcohol that'll set you right haha

poleabo pised in his romate's ribena in aberden

Price of biltong has gone up 15% in the last month whilst wages have stagnated. Shocking.

I've been on the piss since two nights but I still have a beer to finish and its sitting on my desk


hmmmm

unsetling

aberdeen mentioned

rabits and bunies

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love are dave miles

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LET'S
FUCKING
GO
PHEEEEEEEEEW

Just make your own, lad. It's not hard all. Get S bolting maker and you'll save loads of money in the long run.

constipated

wlln b sng vwls nmre

Where's 190cm cunt? he'll probably like this tune

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the amphibians that inhabit /brit/are a weird bunch

dont speak french mate

dt: nmr

Could I pass as a local in the UK?

cba paying 300 quid odd for a dehumidifyer or whatever the fuck

just realised i was at risk of clogging the toil’s toilets

lol u tk him 2 da bar?|

You half do. You're bienvenue btw

dnt cr

Business idea: immigrants from nice countries but not from shithole countries

nc mm

litterally the EU

nazi

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I'd do it in a heart beat if I could

its like when I have to use those fucking trains and they're absolutely cramped and I can't sit down and I release farts that I usually am ashamed of

>the EU
>no immigration from shithole countries
uhh

oh here we go...

maybe in the 20th century

hr cms rrk, rdy t sht p th thrd

friend of mine stayed in london for a few months and came back because he was making fuck all as a dishwasher and told me he was basically being toilslave

if I have to spend time abroad again I'll just stick to australia and doing sweet fuck all for 25/hour

I'm 5'9 and niether have I
*trips you*
*waits 30 seconds as your lanky frame is pulled to the ground, obliterating your skull on the pavement like a pensioner*
Ha ha!

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ended up getting drunk every night of this week but I think i need a respite tonight

nggr

bored lads and there's not a drop of juice in the house

Never been drunk before

l strwmn pcs, my fvrite

Never did drugs before

having a wank

*kicks you out France rythmically to this banging choon*

have to study for my second unitoil midterm of the week cant be doing this anymore

stil cant figure this one out pls help

What are you studying?

Got the highest grade possible for my computing practical exam.

Still feel unsatisfied, reckon I deserved more.

will not be using vowels no more

finance
not even in finance dont know why im being forced to take it by king eduberg

mite cop this

Lefty lies abut the NHS exposed kek

Sacking off uni tomorrow to get wonky with the boys going to be getting at it all day and all night yeah man

just get a bloody f91w, you can make IEDs with it and it should be useful in London bus

>nepalese
>1539
hmm

Dénoncé au GIGN.

Why is the Philippines so high? They're not even in the Commonwealth

Took an economic class a few years ago
Did very bad and got a D

need a japanese nhs gf desu

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Those Jeanne D'Arc beats are absolute bangers btw, thanks to whoever posted it.

actually clogged the toil’s toilets lads
got caught on the way out too

I live day to day by scraping change together, betting online, micro
bitcoin investments. I sleep on the floor in a small room I can barely
afford to rent, running errands on a \$5000 carbon fiber biicycle.
Don't ask how I got it.
The real lowlife is being awake for 42 hours, unable to escape the
dark thoughts of never amounting to anything. Knowing that someone's
half-hearted desire to buy the GPU i've posted on craigslist determines if
I eat that day. Unable to pay my financial obligations, unable to find
decent full time work. An employer decides that processing the drug tests
can wait a week. Another week of no pay for me. Should I eat, or pay
my phone bill?
Dumpster diving and hoarding broken electronics. Spreading them
out on the floor of the room while I wait for the soldering iron to heat up.
Post them on craigslist with a disposable phone number. I have to get rid
of all this shit, I don't know where I'll be sleeping tomorrow.
Maybe I should take that cash job running less than legal product.
Everyone wants something from me. I feel so bad, I can never sleep.

thank tonibler