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/brit/ is a maga general
tiny hands barely able to reach the keyboard shakily typed this post
*enters thread*
any tunes lads
we shall inherit the earth
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tune lads
done a bump of ket so lmao
a bump of ket is perfect for every situation.
100 years ago everyone was a manlet because of poor nutrition
bit cold out
you're gonna inherit my foot up your arse in a second, half-pint
the longer your bones are, the less concentrated the calcium becomes. lanklets are just stretched out fragile people is all.
just did drugs lads, I bet you all think I'm pretty cool huh
I bet you think I'm a fucking badass right now
you're jealous of my mere existence aren't you
neat
now post some dnb
Anyone see that spic roast that boomer kike into a lampshade live last night
I'm 6'4 and I've never broken a bone in my life
i aspire to be like you
>oui oui, monzieurs, my gurrlferrand is arroun' fahve foot fahve but she iz le obese and crushed mon bones when she's a sitting on mon penis
FOY
why does egg need two gs anyway
eg
scrambled eg
cadbury's creme eg
reckon we could get rid of the other g too
why does odd need two ds
od post
>tfw this allows me to get girls worldwide
life is beautiful
ods and egs
why doesn’t need that h
wy
why does rapper need two ps
aig
scrombled aigs cregg
wonder how long it would take for people to notice that you were completely avoiding double leters if you just kept on posting normaly otherwise
doing a po
one in the pink, one in the stink
/brit/ is so slow that I might actually do my cover letters and try and apply for jobs so I can be back outside doing stuff that I find boring at best with people that I hate
I might actually be really depressed lads
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po niger
unsettling
have a nice relaxing drink of alcohol that'll set you right haha
poleabo pised in his romate's ribena in aberden
Price of biltong has gone up 15% in the last month whilst wages have stagnated. Shocking.
I've been on the piss since two nights but I still have a beer to finish and its sitting on my desk
hmmmm
unsetling
aberdeen mentioned
rabits and bunies
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love are dave miles
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LET'S
FUCKING
GO
PHEEEEEEEEEW
Just make your own, lad. It's not hard all. Get S bolting maker and you'll save loads of money in the long run.
constipated
wlln b sng vwls nmre
Where's 190cm cunt? he'll probably like this tune
the amphibians that inhabit /brit/are a weird bunch
dont speak french mate
dt: nmr
Could I pass as a local in the UK?
cba paying 300 quid odd for a dehumidifyer or whatever the fuck
just realised i was at risk of clogging the toil’s toilets
lol u tk him 2 da bar?|
You half do. You're bienvenue btw
dnt cr
Business idea: immigrants from nice countries but not from shithole countries
nc mm
litterally the EU
nazi
I'd do it in a heart beat if I could
its like when I have to use those fucking trains and they're absolutely cramped and I can't sit down and I release farts that I usually am ashamed of
>the EU
>no immigration from shithole countries
uhh
oh here we go...
maybe in the 20th century
hr cms rrk, rdy t sht p th thrd
friend of mine stayed in london for a few months and came back because he was making fuck all as a dishwasher and told me he was basically being toilslave
if I have to spend time abroad again I'll just stick to australia and doing sweet fuck all for 25/hour
I'm 5'9 and niether have I
*trips you*
*waits 30 seconds as your lanky frame is pulled to the ground, obliterating your skull on the pavement like a pensioner*
Ha ha!
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ended up getting drunk every night of this week but I think i need a respite tonight
nggr
bored lads and there's not a drop of juice in the house
Never been drunk before
l strwmn pcs, my fvrite
Never did drugs before
having a wank
*kicks you out France rythmically to this banging choon*
have to study for my second unitoil midterm of the week cant be doing this anymore
stil cant figure this one out pls help
What are you studying?
Got the highest grade possible for my computing practical exam.
Still feel unsatisfied, reckon I deserved more.
will not be using vowels no more
finance
not even in finance dont know why im being forced to take it by king eduberg
mite cop this
Lefty lies abut the NHS exposed kek
Sacking off uni tomorrow to get wonky with the boys going to be getting at it all day and all night yeah man
just get a bloody f91w, you can make IEDs with it and it should be useful in London bus
>nepalese
>1539
hmm
Dénoncé au GIGN.
Why is the Philippines so high? They're not even in the Commonwealth
Took an economic class a few years ago
Did very bad and got a D
need a japanese nhs gf desu
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Those Jeanne D'Arc beats are absolute bangers btw, thanks to whoever posted it.
actually clogged the toil’s toilets lads
got caught on the way out too
I live day to day by scraping change together, betting online, micro
bitcoin investments. I sleep on the floor in a small room I can barely
afford to rent, running errands on a \$5000 carbon fiber biicycle.
Don't ask how I got it.
The real lowlife is being awake for 42 hours, unable to escape the
dark thoughts of never amounting to anything. Knowing that someone's
half-hearted desire to buy the GPU i've posted on craigslist determines if
I eat that day. Unable to pay my financial obligations, unable to find
decent full time work. An employer decides that processing the drug tests
can wait a week. Another week of no pay for me. Should I eat, or pay
my phone bill?
Dumpster diving and hoarding broken electronics. Spreading them
out on the floor of the room while I wait for the soldering iron to heat up.
Post them on craigslist with a disposable phone number. I have to get rid
of all this shit, I don't know where I'll be sleeping tomorrow.
Maybe I should take that cash job running less than legal product.
Everyone wants something from me. I feel so bad, I can never sleep.
thank tonibler