Germany

Are western Germans essentially like Danes, eastern ones/Prussians like Swedes and southern Germans or Bavarians like Austrians?

DER BavariANUS

DER BAYER IST HÄSSLICH
ALS KIND IST ER GEZWUNGEN ZIEGENPISSE ZU MELKEN UND SEINE SCHWESTERN ZU ENTJUNGFERN
ER IST NIE ZUR SCHULE GEGANGEN UND GLAUBT NUR AN EINEN JUDEN NAMENS JESUS
VERROHT DUMM UND ABSCHEULICH EKELERREGEND PROFAN

WIE NENNT MAN DEN BavariANUS
AUF DEUTSCH ??

"DER BAJUWARISCHE UNTERMENSCH"

EINEN BavariANUS ZU ERKENNEN IST DAS LEICHTESTE
HIER EINE LISTE

0. ER IST HÄSSLICH UND BADET NIE
1. WIDERLICH, NICHT MENSCHLICH, UBEDEUTEND
2. BRAUN, AN DIE FARBE DES KOTES ERINNERND, FÄKALIENMENSCH
3. IHRE SCHWÄNZE SIND KLEIN UMD IHRE ÄRSCHE HAARIG, DAS SAGTEN SCHON DIE RÖMER DAMALS
4. IHRE BEINE SIND KURZ, O-BEINIG, WAHRE GRÄUELTATEN DER NATUR
4. SIE HABEN KEINE ÄRSCHE, WEDER DIE MÄNNER, NOCH DIE FRAUEN UND LASSEN SICH VON FRANZOSEN VERGEWALTIGEN
5. SIE VERFÜGEN ÜBER KEINEN NACKEN, SIE GLEICHEN WÜRMERN IM SCHLAMM
6. SIE HABEN GROßE NASEN, WIE KAMELE ODER TUKANE
7. WIE DER ÖSTERREICHER, HABEN DIE BAYERN KEINE SEELE
8. SIE HABEN HERVORSTEHENDE WANGENKNOCHEN
9. IHRE GESICHTER SIND AUFGEDUNSEN, DIESES ZIEGENKOTHUMUS GESICHT

Western germans are probably closer to the dutch

>Dutch confirmed for Danes

Makes sense they both speak a weird language making weird gargling sounds. Even if the languages weren't as closely related, if the people are, maybe that explains the connection. ;)

Some Eastern Germans are Asian so they are more like Finns.

What region Germans are the most German?

No such thing. If you mean GermanIC, then probably North, North-West

Why is Germanic a thing when the Eastern half of Germany has Slavic origins anyway

We aren't like any Germans, at all!

Then your country should be split up into at least 10 different countries

Prussians did have a lot of similarities with Swedes in the past. Do Prussians even exist anymore though? I don't think they do

Mmmmm....
I'm sorry, I want to ask is...
A region where most conservative Germans and most pure Germans (race) live.

The most conservative Germans are, sadly, not the most racially pure Germans.

How many different kinds of Germans are there?

germany is an artificial construct

south germans = austrians
east germans = poles
north germans = dutch

That's regrettable.
In the future, German people with pure blood might decrease.

West Germans are pure Germans?

What about Hessen?

west germans are a strange mix of french, dutch and german people. even other germans think they are weird

>West Germans are pure Germans?
I don't think there are "pure" germans.
Just accepted people that are Germans.
Bavarians and Austrians are also considered germans. And a pure Bavarian is also a pure german.

If so, Germans are like this.

south germans = austrians
east germans = poles
west germans = french + dutch + german
north germans = dutch

There aren't pure Germans anywhere...

Germany is a federal state.
I was forgotten.
I'm sorry.

>And a pure Bavarian is also a pure german.

Mmm...
If so...

South Germans = Bavarians = pure Germans.

Not all South Germans are Bavarians.
Not even all pure Bavarians are Bavarians.
We have Franks in the north and Swabians in the west the rest is actually Bavarian Bavarian.
Also in Baden-Würtenberg there are Swabians and Baden

A german people consist of many many german tribes.