What do you all think about the religious cartoon Paws & Tales?

What do you all think about the religious cartoon Paws & Tales?

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I would totally fuck the female bears

not wanting to fuck that teacher behind the outthouse.

Weasel girl is better.

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Does that bear kid have one brown eye and one blue eye?

I will forever associate this cartoon with trying to backup data on a broken laptop at 4 in the morning.

He's practically blind in one episode. A cat bullies him about it in one episode.

You know how some shows like The Simpsons would have a cartoon in it as a parody? This cartoon feels like that parody, like something Flanders would make his kids watch and Bart would look at it and be all "Seriously?"

Is this the show with the QT Deer teacher

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>be private eye
>thought my job would be a lot of taking pictures of wives cheating on their husbands
>turns out my highest paying job is some rich little bear girl out in the sticks
>she wants me to find dirt on her 10-year-old competition in a fuckng spelling bee
>not even weird shit like their uncles molested them; I mean find out if they used to wet the bed or stole a candy bar from a store or something
> after I do the job, I go to the bar, have a drink, and wonder when my life became some kinda extra in a bible-thumper's Saturday morning cartoon

>It's a cartoon that portrays American community life as if it was the 1800s, where the towns have dirt roads, there's only one school house, the way they dress borders on Amish, etc.

Would you rather be some fedora's buttplug, you fucking faggot?

Well, christian furries exist.

Could not think of a better reply, sry.

Does this show even have any porn? It's odd that it's untainted.

duh because its christain, adultery is a sin.
though that can make for some good fapbait

Sounds like a pretty sweet gig to me. Maybe plant some evidence, get a few pictures of the kids moms in the shower, just have a fun time of it.

>Lessons in pleasing and obeying


this is too easy

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How can anybody watch this? It was weapons grade awful.

This episode has her as a kid. Of course, being the cheap fucks they are, it's just a loli version that looks just like her. Same hair and everything.

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She nearly gets fired in this episode, when the rich bear bitch arrives in town.

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hey kid wanna yiff?

but user ______ is a sin

So, this is how far we've come.

>Under that dress she's wearing a corset and stockings/garters

thats a damn shame

well now im gonna have to make a trash drawthread request

34 when?

with all these pictures from this user capper, when I get paid and commission dotkwa

You pegged my exact feelings. It's a little uncanny and weird how... not real... this feels. I can't see this being a legitimate cartoon that anyone put money into.

I've watched a number of episodes and I still have no clue what this girl's personality is. Bland is what I'm going with.

Never seen it

Is it actually good

How is it compared to those Jehovah's witnesses

I swear if i could draw I would make a ton

>Gooz is an insatiably curious weasel. Fascinated by anything out of the ordinary, she is easily distracted. Her off-the-wall observations keep members of The Club on their toes. She is also a talented artist, who, beneath her goofiness, has great wisdom and insight

Good? I plead the fifth.

OH MAN I WANNA SEE SOME PORN OF THAT CHARACTER.

YOU KNOW THE ONE. THAT ONE. YEAH.

So the bear girl in OP's thumbnail is an ojou-sama?

>I plead the 5th

Yeesh that's scary to hear

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In this episode, a bully harasses the half-blind bear. The weasel girl attacks the bully, and later, the bully and his friends team up and try to hurt the weasel girl. It's... less interesting than it sounds.

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how come deer are always school teachers?

purist servant of god.

I used to be homeschooled, and let me just say I'm one of the lucky ones and I have deep issues from isolation and catholic upbringing; but there are kids out there who are just mind-fucked into believing the omnipotent diest pulls all the strings. Some shore up and fail to take responsibility for themselves, some (rare ones) adapt and normalize, and some are just new Quiverfull or Mennonite kids, believing and keeping the faith, living for Him.

I remember being at a homeschool meet-up once, I had a tiny little fm radio I got for cheap and started tuning it around until I hit on my local college station, they were playing The Misfits "Skulls," and I was kind of jamming out before all the sudden some lady snatched it away and started fiddling with it. I was gonna protest, then I saw her kids staring at the thing like it was playing a siren song and melting their brains; the only music they had ever heard was gospel and church music until that point.

I hope they got out. I knew a lot of really good-hearted kids in there who were just too weird and I think were hoping to kind of solve themselves. Not that it's possible, but some manage to make it out okay, so I have hope.

Anyway, her personality is the archetypal good christian girl with none of the fun dichotomy.

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>Pacifica Northwest
>Star Butterfly
>This fucking bear
Why do cartoons want me to have a fetish for gilded blonde lolis? I'm having fantasies about kidnapping and raping heiresses and I don't like how hot they are.

So does Tiffany Rockler ever become a friend of the cast? Or is her role in the series is always antagonist?

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Sinners are beyond redemption, user.

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Dammit Sup Forums!
Must every thread end up with you saying you want to insert your penis into a cartoon character?!


Just joking....I would fuck that bear as well

Bro, tell me. Is there art of her on e621? Cause if there isn't, I will make some.

There's no art of anyone I don't think, this is media for literal sect kids.

>Rich
>Snobby
>Mommy issues
I want Tiffany to maul me.

That's very odd. Everything has rule 34 nowadas. Maybe it's just too new of a tv series?

I always find it weird when Christian media uses these goofy looking characters to teach about Jesus Christ. Through association, wouldn't that make kids believe that their religion is trivial and childish as they got older? That's kind of sad, when there's some real adult themes in the Bible.

I guess I should change that. ideas?

I prefer Gooz. She's the best character in the show. Anything with her, and I'm happy.

I don't see what you mean, but I can't seem to eat tomatoes or cucumbers without feeling a tinge of guilt for some reason.

who the fuck is gooz?

This should be our next new banner.

the cute weasel girl with the overals

Possible. It's been a christian radio show since '01 though; a lot of sect moms think tv is a devil box generally, radio is more "wholesome," which just means easier for them to control.

Aim for your audience, I guess. Veggietales is a lot better than actually reading bible passages. (did both as a kid)

YES Miss Harbor giving CJ detention, threateningly holding a ruler and explaining how she always thought he was one of the good boys.

I assume the Gooz is like the Fonz equivalent of the show.

>"Hey it's the Gooz! Aaaye!"

>Imagining Gooz going "Eyyyyy" and hitting a jukebox to make it play songs of praise
>Then realizing that's technically stealing from an artist and has a momentary crisis looking for a quarter

>Hey it's the Gooz! Praaay!

I thought Gooz looks more like a cat.

Man the animation in this is terrible. The facial expressions on almost everyone have very little range in their emotions.

She's also dirt poor and stupid. Thought a bunch of buttons was pirate treasure and got all greedy over them. Then she felt bad and donated her treasure to fix the school roof. Got embarrassed when they told her it was buttons.

In another episode, she and her friend prayed to God for help on a test. She still got a D-.

Nah, she's a qt lil art weasel.

from the website:
>Gooz is an insatiably curious weasel.
>Fascinated by anything out of the ordinary, she is easily distracted.
>Her off-the-wall observations keeps the rest of The Club on their toes.
>She is also a talented artist, who, beneath her goofiness, has great wisdom and insight.

For a lot of christian entertainment, all else is second to The Message.

Typical flash animated show.
Really wish people would stop using it and go back to traditional animation.

I only knew there was a radio show.

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I don't think they have the budget, user.

So who took the school papers?

Uh... the devil?

Her lifting her skirt up and shes wearing Stockings\A Garter underneath

also full body reference in case needed

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They need to make more Adventures in Odyssey cartoons.

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You know, for kids!

gooz involving anything sinful on touching her body

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>In another episode, she and her friend prayed to God for help on a test. She still got a D-.

>stop fapping to bears user!

But it worked......she passed.

Pups Of Liberty pulls it off. Not sure what the budget is, but the animation is nice.

Hot OC coming through

Is that dog like 60? It's really a shame when the elderly get into gang banging.

the bible is F U C K E D

>Lucifer: Hey god bet these dumbasses will lose faith in you
>God: I'm omnicient, so just saying yeah should be enough, but lol check this rich dude
>I'll torture him now
>Book of Job

>God: Hey Lot, get out of Sodom, these people are chodes. Don't turn around.
>Lot's wife is a dumb bitch and looks at god nuking them from orbit
>he turns her into a pillar of salt, Lot winds up banging his daughters I think

>God: Onan you ass, pick up that spilt seed
>Shit belongs in your sister yo

>the entire book of Revelations

I still have nightmares where the lamb breaks the seventh seal

Pups of Liberty clearly has a much higher budget. You can't them for trying to make the best with what they have.

Also more puns.

Corruption of the innocent is the best

Job is about having your principles and ideals tested and being rewarded for sticking to your convictions.

Onan married his sister-in-law, not his biological sister.

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>Accuse perfect student who never got into any trouble of stealing tests with no evidence whatsoever.
What a fucking cuntbag.

Wow, at least spoiler that smut. This is a sfw board.

They have an interactive chat room.

I think we all know what we must do.
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That was the point of the episode, though. That some people are horrible and don't deserve to be forgiven, but you should still forgive them.

Shit message, but it is what it is.

Nothing because we're not edgy 14-year-olds?

I can't register. I think the site is broken.

>Shit message, but it is what it is.

If nothing of consequence really happened, It's better to forgive someone and just let shit go then hold onto a grudge.

Hey man, I happily admit these are incredibly dumbed down articles from the bible; I'm a deist myself, with no real convictions on what might or may not be.

However, there are funny passages from all religious texts user. I can have a little fun with organized religion without the fedora image being lobbed at me.

"And I will make them eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters" an all that

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