JUST

JUST

TIM
I
NEED
HEALTHCARE

Can't wait until he dies then cuckservatives can stop pretending he's funny

christ, he looks more jewish every day

kek. He has been starring into the abyss too long.

>Vote for le Trump, I'm le Alpha male, I will always be on top of the world.
Need healthcare 1 time, instantly cry about it.

>vote for trump
>trump takes away your health insurance

like poetry

He doesn't need fucking healthcare, he just bought a new car ffs. You people will believe in anything. I have almost 240k in the bank.

kek

As a guy who works in government funded health insurance it makes me fucking REEEEEEEE when dumb fucks like you comment on something you don't know anything about

The epitome of a cuck

>dicklet
>actually just 6'1" wearing lifts
>virgin
>has never had a gf

is sam just a huge joke?

What do you do when you can't find the will to live, anons?

>inb4 kill yourself

Is there such a thing as a functional depressed guy? If so, how do you do it?

>samberg hydeous show his true colors
oy vey help a fellow merchant

Smocaine was boring sam

>virgin
sam fucked a tranny
>never had a gf
i dont blame him, hes on the spectrum

I thought he was jewish

kek
hi sam

I got wind that if you heard how much pussy he got you wouldn't believe it. Me though? I've never even hugged a girl no joke.

>240k in the bank.
you mean minus 240k anyway hope you die from aids you trannie lover

He looks kosher as fuck

>its a sam nervously false flags episode
this are the worst

IM NOT A KIKE but momma is

Why does his voice sound so weird during that part? Like it's put through a filter.

sam being the greedy kike he always been has a shitty microphone that he isnt planning in changing cause it just "works"

Where's the link?

I've been going through old MDE and there's some good shit.

i giggled

TIM
MY BACK
PLEASE

TIM
MY
HAIR
IS FALLING APART

sam you're a fuckin loser shave your jew beard at least

>not realizing it was obvious satire

a sign of autism desu

what happened to charls sam?

Stop lying, Sam

>all these butthurt redditors who unironically hate Sam Hyde

>Sam still at it
keke

He's not Sam, I am.
t. Sam

Stop it, Sam. Your comedy is the epitome of Reddit: unfunny, boring, hipster shit, lol so random, sarcastic, nihilistic etc.

You are the edgy children's Rick and morty.
You are a joke

I'm not Sam.

Alcoholism

These threads have just become a sequence of insane people accusing each other of being Sam Hyde

i am Sam though

Stop shilling your shit here then, Sam

Why is Sam's facial hair so...kosher?

All Sam btw

>sam fucked a tranny
Doesn't count unless it's penis in vagina

this. The joke of him being broke and degnerating shouldn't be this hard to pick up, but people really are that stupid.

Do you guys think sam would shoot me if I showed up at his door?

I've been studying his phone videos for the last week and have pinpointed his address.


He doesn't respond to any of my emails so I want to surprise him

Indeed he is.

Just post a timestamped pic of yourself and answer questions already, you goofy cunt.

t. Sam Hyde

No, you're gonna come across as the creepy faggot you are.

what video?

is he trying to copy andy kaufman with a fake neck injury?

Sam is 6'4 and drives a brand new Ford truck.

Sup Forums really is bad

>Im sam btw

>those earlobes
Fucking gross. Sam has connected earlobes?

>Rick get iw we gotta do Hydewars!
>get in the car if you want to live
>come with me if you want to be mildly amused for 20 minutes
>quick get in the car if you want to listen to me become mentally unraveled more and more as the years go on, with very little in the way of social checks and balances to keep me mentally healthy and focused in what matters, quick get in!
>all right lets's go we got to do Hydewars i'm serious
>last chance, don't you want to watch?
>what do you mean you got better things to do?
>what do you mean you won't donate to my patreon?
>what are you talking about?
>what do you mean i have four flat tires?

that aint sam bro
t. sam

Very end of Smocaine 3.

>t. sam in total damage control

It's ok, it's 2017, you dont need to be afraid of admitting you're love of tubular man-meat.

lol. He looks like an 1700s, American poofter politician in the thumbnail.

earlobes don't match to be honest, a better picture should do the job,
blowjob pic debunked, sorry libs

sam on youtube:
hey guys, i don't have healthcare. if you don't buy my book, i will become homeless and die on street.

sam talking to media:
hurr, i'm richer than reporters, i can donate $5,000 to that worthless whore lauren southern without a moment of hesitation because i'm so rish

so, which is it? are you only poor when you need neets to spend their cash on your overpriced merch?

they will never learn to meme.

>this much whiteknighting
Off to with you virgin losers

The only way it can be debunked is if sam posts a pic in that exact same angle. If he doesn't want to suck an actual dick a dildo or pickle would be sufficient props.

>the leftypol boogeyman
You redditrefugees from the_drumpf are the worst

the ears are different dude, sorry but you gotta move to another meme, asks your comrades on discord servers for ideas.

>sam fucked a tranny

And too be fair, she doesn't fuck if the dick ain't big.

...

Stop posting made up screenshots they never prove anything you paranoid autist.

pay for my healthcare

>>dicklet
sauce?

oh wow, stop being angry at pics that never prove anything.
anger is for white cis males

"I can't afford health insurance!"

It's hard to tell if it's actually Sam because his fanboys mimic him. Go on the MDE subreddit and everyone is doing their best Sam Hyde impression.

>nothing to see hear folks STOP TALKING ABOUT IT
you sound a bit desperate there, shidf

you could have replied anything related to sam but you went for the filename...

t. reddit

stop memeing and compare the ears

sam

t. Reddit

No, you go back there faggot.
This is why every thread about this walking abortion gets flamed btw.

MDE defence force

It's the same dude, dude. Accept it. Your hero Sam is known to be a sexual deviant.
He has sex with preop trannies all the time, because he is a fraud of vaginas.
Just like his fans back at Sup Forums
Sam loves the dicky suckle

>le reddit is bad meme
NO. Reddit is a great website with fantastic content and an hilarious userbase. Some of the best memes and OC is coming out of reddit right now.

I thought you were the Sam Hyde fan cuck?
Who is memeing who here?

ears are different, tell how they are not

>looks like the stereotypical nu-male millenial people here always make fun of
>is worshipped as an alpha male and a true winner
Young people were a mistake

>Implying cuckservatives and leftists aren't both our enemies

said the MDEshill while spamming another thread, the only threads keeping sam relevant on this boards

Just stop dude, it's getting emberassing.
Sam sucks semen sausages six times a week.

Who worshippers Sam "the cuck" Hyde?

sam here, thanks guys

make your own image board sam, this reverse advertising its worse than cunnyposting