Fuck you, it looks hilarious

Fuck you, it looks hilarious.

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do you like hot dogs?

Yes in my anus

Will it be a huge hit, Sup Forums?

Man there is going to be SO much porn drawn of this.

Rule 34 is usually drawn to satiate the desire to see something you cant see in the source material itself. Sausage Party has a drawn-out graphic sex scene. There is no point to making porn of it.

No way this is actually good. Right?

>thought-provoking storyline
So it's an allegory for the Arab-Israeli conflict?

Nope, it's the "DUDE RELIGION IS FLAWED LMAO".

Have you read the script? It's shit.

That's a sub-plot. But actually, the movie seems to be an argument for athiesm.

slantmagazine.com/film/review/sausage-party

>The film's religious commentary offers a bit more sophistication. If Rogen and Goldberg used a biblical apocalypse in This Is the End to explore sin and the possibility of redemption, Sausage Party pushes even further by fashioning an allegory of faith versus skepticism.

This is already porn, we don't need more,

>unironic religious fucks
Christian scum need to be purged.

Even if this movie turns out great, the fact that it's going to force a message as stupid as, 'GODS NOT REAL,' will make me hate it.

When did this board turn into Sup Forums - Christian haven?

*lights menorah*

indiewire.com/2016/08/sausage-party-review-seth-rogen-food-porn-1201715221/

>Sausage Party” is at its best when arguing the virtues of godlessness. The film’s theological thesis is simple enough for a child to understand, but the go-for-broke enthusiasm with which its rotting characters rise up and embrace the hard truth of their existence is genuinely transgressive.

If your like 12 years old.

>dey look like penises n' vagoos! Hahaha!

>tries to highlight the virtues of godlessness
>Prides itself on degeneracy, immorality, low-browedness and hyper sexuality.
sounds masturbatory

I'll admit, after reading the script there are parts I found actually funny.

But they're dragged down by the crass humor, the ham fisted message, and the stupidity of it all. I hope it fails harder than ghost busters.

so the girl is bread?

Dude, the toilet paper said "You don't even wanna know". They clean their buttholes with them. LOL
They get poop on their faces, you get it? Because they are alive?

Specifically a bun. And the hotdog just wants to get in her bun. It's a sex joke do you get it? Because hot dogs are like dicks and buns are like butts.

Should Seth Rogen be burned at the stake?

I think it's an open question, really. We need to do more research.

So he wants to rub himself up and down her front?

People are going to see the movie. Watch the sex scene, and then say "Oh my god that food fucking scene is so hot." Then they'll go home and draw/commission more.

That sounds like something said in an early MLP thread in 2010.

>suggesting we publicly kill a man for making something that looks bad
Ffs, user.

You don't get the joke, the bun is supposed to look like a vagina.

Think about this, the toilet papers face is on the outside of its roll. Yet it's roll is constantly loosing the "outside" portion due to use. How does he still have a face? Or if it's just that he's being "skinned" like the potato, how come he's not in horrible agony?

>captcha wants me to click on all the images with stores till there's none left
>...10 images later
Well fuck your too captcha.

No. He wants to lay himself down inside her bun. It's like anal.

It's both.

>the fruit characters are all homosexual

Genius.

Fucking dammit.

I'm an atheist and we have been trying for YEARS to show that godlessness doesn't lead to immorality.
I fucking give up, for every sensible atheist there are 3 wasteoid, post ironic shitbags.

How is the most forceful of sex acts similar to laying down?

It doesn't look like anything

Fuck off Sup Forumsscum, your bitch jesus screamed like a pussy on the cross.

Really tired of people using "old-timey" cartoons as a way to coach their lack of original artstyle.

Your grandpa screamed like a bitch in the gas chambers.

Why? That message is obviously true. I want you christian fucks who want to be a sexless and ignorant gods bitch outve this site.

>I don't get how sticking a hot dog in a bun is like fucking
Jesus user, go take a trip to

Reading a comedy script doesn't really work, especially if the jokes are visual. Well over half of the funny is in the delivery.

That's why Aziz Ansari and Dane Cook got so far. Their delivery was good enough that people didn't realize the material sucked for months.

Ill break your redneck bitch nose and rape your ass with a crucifex when the purdging begins.

But the penis doesn't go in sideways!

Being a sex hating fuck makes you just as bad as those cross sucking retards. Eat a bullet fucker.

I just want to die man.

Are you 6?
Or are you an adult with daddy issues?

>sex = degeneracy

Are you a stoned 12 year old?

No, im not a sexually stunted trailor trash that wants to be bossed around by there sky god. Fuck you and the religious fucks that infect this site like a cancer.

What do you consider degeneracy? Because anything less then rape and fucking a child is okay in my book.

When the rest of Sup Forums did, unfortunately. When it became fringe.

wut

>trailor
>there

Okay, you are 6, gotcha.

But why aren't those OK in your eyes?

>aethiest
>not being in charge of shitposting
Pick one.

You're right up there with a fucking leaf and aussies.

Fuck outta here you grammer nazi bitch.
Everytime i meet one of you zealotic christian fucks, i have to hold back the urdge to bust your teeth in. Quit this shit before someone smashs your brains out with an ax, bitch.

Because its either
A) not consenstual
B) immarol and wrong
If people want to fuck there navels or change there genders, its not my problem.

Not him, but harming people.

Bring it you hook nosed faggot ass scheming yid fuck.

Im sorry, what?

grammar =/= spelling

Don't worry about it. I'm sure they will review it after nap time tomorrow.

Ill break your fucking jaw, you white trash jesus cock sucking scum.

you've gone too far user, we believed you wern't a troll for a moment there

Its close enough

So you are completely apathetic to people harming themselves?

Shut the fuck up you crybaby faggot. "wah wah someone loves God and doesn't believe in debauchery." You ain't shit and you're not about to do shit either, you're all talk, like the scared pussy that you are.

You're a shitposter Harry.

Whats wrong with not wanting people to rape each other?

>white
Yeah, way to be a dick riding faggot. More than one race believes in the Almighty, too bad you're such a self-hating piece of shit to recognize that. Man, I can't wait until Jesus comes down again and busts up the racketeering temples like he did in the Testament.

Do you think if I were a famous comedian and released a gay furry scat lolicon fetish film with a forced anti-organizedreligious and pro-polygamy theme in theaters, would it still get good reviews?

Ill break your fucking bitchass god loving face in, fucker. I will tear your fucking vocal cords out and break your neck for being a sexhating little bitch. Come at me bitch!

Nah, even edgy normies would recoil at loli.

Yeah, and ill piss in his fave and shove dildos in his holes. Fuck you christian scumz

Its a cartoon, so its fine. If it was real, then id puke.

Okay then, what if it were a gay furry scat SHOTACON fetish movie?

Hell, I'll even throw in guro and NTR.

Try me, cock mongler, and see what happens. You hunch-backed "can't-even-buy-hookers" ugly ass wannabe poseur faggot. I bet you don't even have the BALLS to look at another person in the face when you think those bitch ass thoughts of yours. I guarantee you'll think twice about your WRONG way of life after I'm through with you.

oh i get it its because it's like a penis

Alt Right/pol influence + Christians being mocked and marginalized irl.

Best believe a little sniveling bitch like yourself won't even come 10 feet within His presence without recoiling at His Greatness, much less try any of that ol' bullshit you talking, you dick sucking, man-ass rimming, knot-taking coward.

I just imagined someone getting to the end of the movie and saying this in the dead silence between the movie ending and people leaving.

It gave me a chuckle greater than I suspect the movie would.

I still say underage stuff is too much for American audiences.
The more pretentious Euro cultures would adore it though.

Ill bite your fucking hick face off, and then sodomize you with a severd horse cock you filthy degenerate.

Ill break his fuckingn charlaton bitch skull, then piss on his blosdy remains. Ill twist your fucking head off, sex hating christian fuck!

Actions speak louder than words, cuck.

The soundtrack for the film is surprisingly good.

youtube.com/watch?v=azlvLcGPJJ8

When and where, bitch?

>Alan Menken

This is what happens when you don't give him work, Disney.

>This video is not availiable

>Sup Forumsck has a hate boner for this movie
I will take my squad to see this shit, senpai, a lot of people i know are really looking forwards to it.

it's down

Where do you live fucker? I can go to your fucking house to smash your bitchy ass face.

It looks so incredibly retarded that you could just be an idiot for an hour and a half.
I wonder if it'll be better than Ted somehow.

>Alan Menken

Well there's why.

Ill smash your bitchass skull in. Come to michigan fucker

>This and Ghostbusters 2016 get positive reviews overall
>People still cite RT as an indicator of quality

Lmao!

>Sausage Party threads will now also include arguments about religion and athiesm
When does the ride end?

And where in the fuck I am going to find you bitch? Do you live under a bridge? Give me a fucking direction asshole.

for ripping off the ripping friends?

youtube.com/watch?v=jChH97Z4g6Y

I live in michigan bitch, know where the capitol is? Find me there.

God damm have you been doing this for more then an hour.

retards I swear.

>Alan Menken

I'm still shocked that he's doing music for this damn film.

How do you think the conversation between him and Rogen went when this song was written?