Questionable Sup Forumsntent General #852

"Best girl forgot how to eat" edition

nice alt text there at the bottom, Jeph, as if you could ever forget how to eat

just let it die

I thought you fucks were done with your shitty general?

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Jeph needs to learn how to shade. His main problem is that he seems to have no regard for light source.

Mathematician here... this is really annoying. It would be trivial to calculate the slices you need to make to cut a muffin into slices of equal volume within a statistically acceptable margin of error. I would expect anyone who's taken a year of calculus to be able to do it.

>irregular shape and density
Wtf muffins are pretty equally dense. The only difference would be between the crown and the body and a cross-section would get rid of that problem. Jeff is talking out of his fucking ass trying to sound smart because both him and his audience have an 8th grade education at best.

Why doesn't she just bake tinier bite sized muffins and eat those whole?

because the muffins come from the bakery that Brun, FatBlackFaye, GiantWhiteGuy from Clinton's date with Emily, and Marten's future father in law work at.

So obviously Hanner's muffin problem is going to connect to the Brun Bakery Arc. Resulting in a new muffin product for the mentally challenged.

Stop reading this comic.

Her argument against cross-sections would probably be that the sections would still end up too long to be one bite, which is why I mentioned calculus. Basically, you cross section vertically it like you're thinking about and then cut a slice or two horizontally to make the cross-sections bite-sized. To find the right spots to slice horizontally think of the muffin as laying on its side on an x-y chart with the x-axis in the middle of the muffin. You just need to approximate the functions that describes the body of the muffin (linear) and the crown (some form of exponential equation could approximate it however precisely you want). Then just find the points on the x-axis where the integral of the function are equal to each other, slice at those points, and enjoy.

All of this could be solved with a circular muffin also known as a donut WHY ARE WE EVEN TALKING ABOUT THIS RETARDED JOKE

Moreover, given the intense amount of backstory put in to showing how much crazy technology she can develop, I would expect her to be able to make something that would scan and slice a muffin to perfection. Honestly it probably wouldn't be unreasonable for a math/CS/EE student to be able to do that in real life.

You're thinking of toroidal, not circular

>Marten's future father in law work at
What you're thinking is currently illegal!

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

>circular
>toroidal
Too complicated. We have to go simpler, more efficient, more delicious, pic related.

>being a thin skinned bitch that has to hide things

No, I'm not a coddled fucking faggot millennial

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

stay mad pussy :)

Are muffins cakes?

Cakes are usually signified by frosting, no? I would say that frosted muffins could count as cakes.

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ive been out of the loop for the past month what did i mess

By that reasoning things like pound cake and crumb cake are not cakes either. Thoughts?

>Thoughts?
My only thought is that I want cake now.

Yeah, but would you want it if it didn't have frosting

fuck off liam

>hannelore's small perky tits in a tanktop
The art is terrible but god damn it she deserves more porn

>Marten's mother marrying the muffin faggot is illegal
If only jeff was one of those propedo tumblrinas, that'd make for a hilariously stupid plot.

father in law means he marries the guy daughter. you are thinking of step father

Well technically step father is still a father by law... in a way?
But yeah I guess I fucked that up.

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

It's too late now. Marten x Sam when?

If you weren't, you'd be able to ignore it without hiding it. Coming into the thread and demanding it not exist is a coddled millenial thing to do.

Hanners's intelligence is very inconsistent. Sometimes she's a supercomputer and others she forgets how photosynthesis works.

I think you are missing the joke I was trying to make but it wasn't a very good one so whatever.

She's a scatterbrain.
Also totally fucking nuts.
This muffin thing, it's not this big mystery: her mouth isn't big enough to gobble it down in one bite and she's too OCD to munch away and make a mess, so she's "forgot" how to eat it.

Are you trying to torpedo my Sam x Marigold ship?

>This has actually been happening to me lately :(
I don't understand.
How?
How can something this stupid happen?

havent checked this in a couple months

anything interesting happening?

jesus christ you fucking faggots are literally the kinds of people that he writes this fucking shit for.

>anything interesting happening?
Where do you think you are dot jay pee gee

Wow, did you figure that out all by yourself?
-That the posters on the thread are the readers of the thing they post about? -
- And that the maker of this stuff made it for the people who would read it? -
Or did your mommy help you with that?

Why is this comic popular? Is it because it's went on for a long time and lots of pages?

Nothing of interest or note happens, yet the artist is making serious bank on it. Is it because he put a tranny in the story?

>anything interesting happening

no, that you are fucking fat manchild autists that actually give this fucking loser alcoholic turd 10 grand a month you fucking stupid shit.

literally kill yourself

What's the matter? Being on the other side of the bait not as much fun?

your comic sucks jeph

Head-stabbing, that's how.

I'd like to see yours

And even then he can't even make them fall for it. Jeph tries to do nerd humor and nerds just get vaguely annoyed.

nothing, like always. there was a guest comic week that was better than what Hacks shits out

Like a bad penny, these fucking threads, I swear.

Wasn't it so nice when there wasn't a thread for like 3 weeks?

Someone photoshop this so it's a penis she's holding.

sorry, I was on vacation

I'll find you, QC OP, and I'll do what my people do best, Shitpost.

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

You hide me.

I used to like this comic. Mm..

You used to be retarded. Hm..

go back to where you belong f/a/ggot

Goggle says the only ultimate muffin slicers in existence are designed for english muffins.

We need to find some college students to trick into making this simply because i want to see one in action.

Wikipedia says that muffins of all varieties are indeed tiny little cakes.
>The word "muffin" is thought to be Low German muffen meaning 'little cakes'.[3] In the past, muffins were sold door to door by hawkers in England as a snack bread before most houses were provided with ovens in the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, giving rise to the traditional song "Do you know the Muffin Man?"

use a trip

Can we skip retarded Hanners and get back to retarded brown?

Waiting for dick photoshop

Popularity of a webcomic really only ever comes down to waifus, doesn't it?

Like, xkcd is universally hated on this board, probably by some of the people who post on this very goddamn thread, and yet I take a step back and go, "Y'know, xkcd isn't any worse than QC or Dumbing of Age. They're all equally shit."

But two of those comics have constant generals up. And it's the two with pictures of cute girls.

If the main character of KSBD wasn't a cute girl, I'd put fucking money down and say that it would never be discussed here.

yes

as is pancakes

two actually good and fun comic pages, what is this?!?
Hannelore and Emily are cute, they should interact more.

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I want to taste her skin after the dirt sloughs off.

the popularity of anything comes down to waifus

How the fuck did this autist work at as a bartender? A job which pretty much requires you to be competent and social.

Hide the thread and move on, autist.

So mad, lel.

at least it's not a sixteenth Steven universe thread

Those fucking dead eyes haunt my soul

Okay, that's entirely fair.

These cunts are still 'tards for reading this shitty webcomic though.

Is this fanservice?

She was very popular with the customers

No, do it one at a time.

You'll know me by my Mark

IT'S AN EATING DISORDER

no denying that d e s u

faye and bubbles are getting closer to fucking.

Shouldn't you be able to ignore the comic and not make threads about it every day if you hate it so much? It makes you look like a hypocrite, just saying.

I don't understand this picture

fpbp
"And then they all fucked"

you're as bad as he is you know

>near future
>sentient AI
>automation hasn't rendered menial labor meaningless allowing human beings to devote themselves to intellectual inquiry and creative pursuits leading to a worldwide utopia populated by renaissance men and women who perform only the minimal labor necessary to keep this system functioning

That's where you're wrong, honey.

I'm badder than Hacques could ever be.

>#852

Remember when he had Brun ask for a bow out of nowhere so she could be like one of her japanese animes, officially turning her from "ostensibly autistic" to "randumb?"

Is that Dory, or Mrtin with long hair?

What happened to the cubby chick with glasses?

just like the asian

They work because it's ironic

>What happened to the cubby chick with glasses?
which one

The only QC I've ever sort of related to. I do the same thing when I walk on a staircase. Overly conscious about falling and usually make myself slip from tensing muscles too much.

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