Brit/pol/ - fuccboi general edition

>old brexit man
youtube.com/watch?v=kqW-pWzLFfs

>Gary Lineker actually did it the absolute madman, presents MOTD in pants
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3739383/Pants-Gary-Lineker-lives-word-DOES-present-Match-Day-boxer-shorts-honour-Leicester-City-winning-title.html

>May, Putin to form anti-globalist alliance with President Trump
dailymail.co.uk/wires/pa/article-3732116/Theresa-May-Vladimir-Putin-agree-improve-relations-Kremlin-says.html

>Norway warns Britain, don't fall for the EFTA meme
theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/09/norway-may-block-uk-return-to-european-free-trade-association

>Treasury and City reach consensus, Norway option is still cuckoldry
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/06/treasury-looks-at-quitting-the-single-market-as-city-rejects-nor/

>Cuckwrangler pledges to keep Labour unelectable for foreseeable future
express.co.uk/news/politics/699169/Labour-Owen-Smith-EU-referendum-Brexit-Jeremy-Corbyn

>Labour election hopes dealt further blow in muslim electoral fraud crackdown
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/12/pickles-report-on-electoral-fraud-uk-government-finally-wakes-up-to-the-disaster-of-multiculturalism/

>Quintessentially British moderate muslim: 'killing infidels is just not cricket old beans'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/12/uk-schoolchildren-should-take-pledge-of-allegiance--muslim-group/

>Syrian economic migrants complain about all the free stuff and lack of war
express.co.uk/news/world/699026/Scottish-islanders-Syrian-refugees-Bute

>900 out of 1,602 unaccompanied migrant children arrested for rape
express.co.uk/news/uk/695066/Police-arrest-900-Syrians-in-England-and-Wales-for-rape-death-threats-and-child-abuse

>Biggins trolls JIDF on live TV, (((producers))) say he'll never work in Hollywood again
spectator.co.uk/2016/08/christopher-biggins-and-the-fall-of-civilisation/

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>tfw I haven't seen ANY positive news about Trump

The amount of bias is absolutely mental

There isn't very much, tbqhwy

3rd for Alex Jones's nips.

Even the BBC is fucking dreadful.

'ten ways trump can still be stopped' isn't something a fucking tax funded news source should come out with desu

just spent an hour running around my house killing carpet beetles. what're you lads up to?

>media won't report on all the leaks about the Clinton Foundation
>media non-stop goes after Trump because he said something mean

>tfw commie and he's getting all comfy while the NHS, calais refugees and teachers aren't getting all your tax gimmes!

oof. She needs to do lewd modeling again

Dateline London just spent like 10 minutes calling Trump "white supremacist,hitler, psycho/sociopath"

She's a right fit bird.

>the establishment supporting the establishment
Colour me surprised.

intresting, user, but would I ever be able to make a change when I'm further right than most of the Tory Party, let alone Labour?

Maybe I could work for L*bour, and then jump ship once I'm popular enough to be elected MP?

VERY comfy

Browsing brit/pol/, thinking about reasons to live

>carpet beetles

clean your fucking house, you dirty pig

Laura Trott, lads

Every time I have a shit I kill a handful of them but don't see them anywhere else in the house.
Like wtf.

>you will never be able to eat her out in celebration of her winning gold

why even live?

>Michael Johnson's 17 YEAR OLD world record broken.

Getting old.

I'm moving up and left lads, what am I becoming?

a blairite, lad

>do the political compass and get put highly authoritarian, slightly left
>don't like it so try it again trying to make my answers more right wing
>Get even further left than before
What the fuck? How do I escape the commie blackhole, is left/right dichotomy bullshit?

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I HOOVER EVERY DAY. THEY COME IN FROM OUTSIDE AND THROUGH MY WALLS LIKE THE SLUGS.

Outside and below the floorboards, lad. check around your skirting boards in the middle of the night with a flashlight. They hide like gingers from the light

I made a retarded picture

Feel comfort knowing that in Olympic Village, all the black male track runners are gang banging her as we speak.

don't try and cheat the test, you are what you are friend.

>tfw your not him.

Got seriously drunk, fell asleep in on the grass in my garden, would have been great if I didn`t have guests.

Don`t tred on the snek.

What are you lads listening to?

youtube.com/watch?v=pBQ-S6njQQw

Link related

>wanting to give a women oral sex

The first sign of being a cuck.

>didn't sleep yesterday
>power napped yesterday 12am-4pm
>can't sleep

Whyyyyyy

Is it bad that I'm incredibly attracted to admittedly sub par, but quintessentially british genetics like she's got?

radio.therightstuff.biz/2016/08/09/the-daily-shoah-97-episode-88-part-10-of-14-the-daily-fatherland/

>tfw there are people younger than you winning gold medals
>tfw there are people that have already accomplished more than you ever will
>tfw people your age are getting married and having great careers while you've never even kissed someone

She won Gold, lad. I don't want to, but it's the right thing to do

youtube.com/watch?v=hArkTJLjbUk

that's sub par?

youtube.com/watch?v=-ex-m-eEKsg

Feel comfort knowing that cuck is cucking her out to all the black male track runners and they're gang banging her as we speak. She will then squirt into the cuck's mouth all the cum the nigger track stars pumped into her aryan asshole.

youtube.com/watch?v=W-ZT2Hgonwc

>sub par

Don't buy the meme lad, our qts are godtier.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTzH4he7hP8

>TK2010 .webms in brit/pol/

what a time to be alive

I suppose positive reinforcement is a valid enough reason.
Just don't make a habit of it lad.

fuck marriage. I'd rather spend money on toys

>16 hour sleep
>power nap

>Suez Crisis

absolute banger m8

J U S T
U
S
T

>Big, lose nose
>british teeth
>overbite
>pronounced chin
>sloped forehead
she's cute as heck and very english looking, which is hot as fuck, but it's not 'perfect' genetics

JUST

What the fuck is this about Dougy Carswell being paid in gold nuggets?

i need subbed dvds of that shit before china spergs out and takes it off youtube

>Chinks

>liberal socialism

D E L E T
T H I S

What is?

Chinks just buffing their stats with shit bronzes

Americans are all niggers aswell so it's cheating

It's a "historical" tv show about the Three Kingdoms period of China. It's comfy.

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I'm probably incapable of holding a marriage together, I just want to cuddle someone

get a pet

What's it called?

Gabby Logan was really getting the knife stuck in.

>subbed DVD's

i wish, best bet is the Jiang Hu torrent

Honestly, a marriage for me would be a trainwreck, it would make Labour look good right now.

>I know
>I know I've let you down

>60%

can't unless I move out (top kek)

Yeah, I'll just spare myself and women the pain

Three Kingdoms

They're all on youtube, thankfully. I don't think I could handle the wait for a 90gb torrent

That feel is right in my core, although i think i'd do my best to be a husbando. Nice numbers, by the way

How many unique people do you think use brit/pol/?

Just makes me want to get whatever dynasty warriors game is the latest.

Why is GBR after china in the leaderboards when alphabetically they're before us and have more medals though?

I`VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

KEK

I'm pretty unique xo

Great Britain will inherit the Earth by divine mandate

Amen

we have more silvers

*before China

I guess 26 right now :^)

Reminds me or a pretty based subbed film about Confucius (think that was it's name) there was some issue to do with the actor's ethnicity. He wasn't the right kind of Chinese.

I thought that I could live for no one else

Watching them two together it wouldn't surprise me that Michael has got his dick wet in Gabby's Logan.

DW8:Empires, I think.

Darkplace is also comfy

Gonna call it a night at 4:30.

Night lads

Eden did nothing wrong

Yeah, luckily the Chinese don't give one shit about YouTube rips

Not sure, but we're all special.

>26
Fucking hell, lads.
I didn`t know we were this much of a circlejerk.

> Looking for 'perfection' in beauty.

How sterile.

Night fucker, sleep tight.

SHU KEKS OUT

Me too. Thanks user.

Maybe around 50 or 60 regulars

It's half four, most normal people are in bed.

It's half 4 in the fucking morning on a monday.

WEI UNTIL I DIE

You missed the point, I adore the way she looks, I value women that look this way much more highly than all other women. I love the overbite, I love weak jaws aswell, but they're not great genetics, desite beign cute

brit/pol/ is Jin territory