Watching movie with older sister

>watching movie with older sister
>kissing scene comes on
>"user, h-have you ever kissed a girl before...?"

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Is this supposed to be a sexy fantasy or something?

"No, but I sucked dad's dick."

>watching movie with little sister
>i accidentally ejaculate
>sister covers her fingers in my spunk
>sister starts finger fucking her cunt

sister is a religious nut

watching movie, scene mentions a dildo

she asks whats a dildo

my brother and i just start cracking up

OP confirmed for not having a big sister.
I'm the youngest with three older sisters and jesus you just don't feel attraction if you're sane, dude.

did you demonstrate it for her?

...every time

user confirmed for having ugly sisters

pusy

bet you think traps are gay too faggot

BASED

>implying I'm not an autistic khv that wouldn't bathe in my sisters hot urine if she let me
NORMIE OUT NORMIE OUT

and then you went to your home to use your double headed dragon dildo with your bro?

>

good get and you give up being pusy poster

>watching movie with older sister
>cuddle with her and snuggle up on her tits

folks like you can marry now. Congrats.

>watching movie with older sister
>sex scene comes on
>"user, a-....a-re.....are you a----.....are you a virgin?"
>I reply "Y-Yes....Yes I am"
>she puts her hand on my thigh and moves it towards my genitals
>im getting hard
>she feels the outline of my dick and starts rubbing her hand on it
>I'm even more hard
>she says "I can take your v-card if you want..."
>i reply with haste "yes, yes please"
>she begins to unbutton my trousers while the movie is still on and begins to suck my dick
>i start to unbutton her shirt and her pants
>imagine my suprise when I notice her dick
>"whats this?" I reply
>"I never said I was a girl.....i began transitioning last may...well aren't you gonna suck it? it's not going to do it to itself"
>i begin to suck her rock hard penis
>this leads to the greatest night of my life and the time i lost my virginity.

>watching movie with older sister
>"Hey user"
>"What?"
>she leans to the side and rips a huge fart

I hated how fucking disgusting my siblings were. It's situations like that where I'd have to sit and tolerate the awful smell or leave the room and miss parts of the movie.

>watching movie with older sister
>i dont have an older sister
>i love kino i hate shit garbage
>please pay attention to me Sup Forums

this, my sister is gross like that too.

lmao how have you never kissed a girl wtf

youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk

hot as fuck

fucking embarassing lmao