Everyday I'm trying to be a better person, I use to be a degenerate but now I want to improve myself...

Everyday I'm trying to be a better person, I use to be a degenerate but now I want to improve myself, I was thinking of doing a My name is Earl list.
Some bad things I've done:
>Fucked my cousin numerous times
>Smoked weed everyday for 5 years.
>Only reason I graduated highschool is because I learned to use pity to my advantage.
>Fucked escorts.
>Smoked a pack a day
>Fucked a fat ugly girl in highschool so I could steal from her house to buy drugs.
>Have had sex with non-whites.
>I'm a amazing liar and that's pretty much the only skill I have used for 20 years.

How can I redeem myself? All I want is to be the best man I can be.

Join the priesthood. That's the only way you can cleanse yourself of all your sin.
Or better yet, be a monk and a Jesuit like The Pope. They're cool.

Keep it up all not

Jesus

Join the military

I've thought about that, But how does that help the people I have wronged?

if you kill them it wont matter any more

Right, go worship Jesus and don't in any way try to fix any of the problems you may have created in your life or the lives of others.

Or actually do an earl type list, name the people you hurt most by your actions and try to make it up to them somehow.

You know, like a man.

Probably grew up in or around Toronto

if you kill them they'll win

Hahaha Cousinfucker, you must be from the East.

and then you see the flag and realize OP is full of shit and just another shitposter.

>Fucked my cousin numerous times
Is your cousin seriously affected by it? No? Okay fine. Just don't do it again.
>Smoked weed everyday for 5 years.
Meaning you've stopped. Congratulations.
>Only reason I graduated highschool is because I learned to use pity to my advantage.
Try to use honest to God work ethic and skill to get by, rather than emotional manipulation.
>Fucked escorts.
Big deal. They got paid, you got what you wanted, that's a legit business transaction. Just don't go broke doing that.
>Smoked a pack a day
Meaning you've cut down. Congratulations.
>Fucked a fat ugly girl in highschool so I could steal from her house to buy drugs.
If you still know where she is, give her a gift. You don't have to explain why, just give her something to you can put your mind at ease by viewing it as compensation. If you don't know where she is anymore, give to charity.
>Have had sex with non-whites.
Big deal. As long as it was consensual and an unwanted pregnancy didn't come as a result.
>I'm a amazing liar and that's pretty much the only skill I have used for 20 years.
Cut that shit out and focus on work ethic and building good skills. Otherwise, kill yourself.

Vancouver actually
Yeah I was just thinking more how would I do the list

You can user.
All it takes is a little willpower.

It's never too late to change.

I fucking wish I was.

>15 posts in
>nobody asked for details on the cousin fucking

I'll cave...tell me everything...it's the only way you can truly be cleansed.

Pull your pants back up

I would hate it if some autist that wronged me in the past showed up on my doorstep with a heavy heart, Good Lord. I doubt any of them think of you at all.

You only need God's forgiveness, user.

Even Kek demands that you do not masturbate to cousin fucking porn.

Bro are you from Surrey?

I was 15 at the time, It can pretty much be summed with a truth or dare game that went wrong. After we had sex we kept doing it for about 6 more years.

Literally who cares. Nobody's a saint in this world. You think just because you fucked and ripped some people off you're special?

Join the military. Do something in the medical field so you can help more people than you've hurt. Apologize to the people you've wronged. Apologize to yourself. Forgive. And then go out and get fucking
killed and die satisfied. We are all alone in the end and life is meaningless but you should want to do something good for the world. It's all going to shit anyways, die happy bud.

Me and and a friend went to Cancun for spring break some years ago. We blew through our spending cash in our first two days on drugs and alcohol. We met 2 fatties at a club that bought us drinks all night and then invited us back to their hotel. We slipped crushed up sleeping pills into their drinks back at their place and fuck them both rotten until they passed out. We then stole every bit of cash we could find in their room and made off like bandits. We partied it up for a couple more nights and we ran into them at another club. They acted like nothing happened and invited us back to their hotel again. We didn't rob them this time, we just traded off on them and shagged em rotten. I'm pretty sure they were rich bitches and only cared that they were getting fucked by two handsome strapping bucks. I hate myself for that little escapade in Cancun.

If they didn't care then you shouldn't either. Forgive yourself and you will be cleansed of your guilt. Afterwards, instead of sulking (it doesn't seem like you are) go plant a tree or buy a gun from a small business owner.

No. They'll be dead, and you won't. Thats victory.

I'm trying to be a better person, I want to be living proof that bad people can change.

But these fatties were fucking disgusting to look at and we were only thinking about stealing cash so we could buy more drugs and party more. Then we fucked them again for the hell of it. I degraded myself so badly on that trip. These fatties were fucking awful to look at. I'm really just happy we didn't catch std's from these disgusting pigs.

Become good at maths
It's manly, it takes discipline and dedication, and most of all, you can use that knowledge and pass it on to others who need it

Top fucking kek!

Thanks for the suggestion but not up my alley, I like to move around and work with my hands. ( And you have probably noticed from my grammar I'm not that bright)

How are you even going to redeem yourself if you're not willing to get out of your comfort zone and make sacrifices ?
You can't just say you want to get better and then pussy out when things get uneasy
Stick to your fucking words or stop wasting everyone's time

I want to help the people I've wronged, How the fuck does my skill at math help out those people?

And once you've helped those people out, how are you going to help other people ?
They've moved on and you haven't. Again, set yourself out to do something challenging and beneficial with your life, or stop wasting our time